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Favorite Comment: Fixer mindmelda says, “You can always spot a larper, can’t you? Although, that is a different way to use your shield.”
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QuikTrip to the junkyard.
I think we can thank good ol’ QT, actually, for getting the driver to stop a vehicle that stands a better-than-average chance of not starting again, in order for us all to get a good look at it. No one can resist the vast array of fountain drinks and hot food items in that place. No one!
Silent Hill car!
Haha, yes! Pyramid Head is filling up before going out to find depressed blond guys to impale.
maybe it has a pipe impaled on the front, and the car is running, and once you take out the pipe it stops?
(also, i wonder how on earth PH would manage to fit his helmet inside the car?)
Why do you think, there is was a hole in the car? ^^
well, if’n yer gonna kludge a door outta plywood, ya might as well use the skankiest, nastiest piece ya can find. well done there, zippy.
the taped up mirror and plastic bag are just the icing on this kludge.
what blind spot, officer?
I have to say that it looks like the officer slammed onto this thing, and that’s why it’s covered with dried blood.
My first thought was that it was a giant over-ripe banana peel.
I thought is was a gigantic slab of beef jerky.
Looks like a monster piece of beef jerky to me. You can have your door and eat it too.
Skippy-the-Clown had really noticed a drop in business lately. He could not even give his business cards (printed on candy bar wrappers) near the local day-cares and malls.
Must of ran into the roof supports at the gas satation.
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I got a improvised van door and we call it a woody
(Kludge City, here we come)
You know it’s not very cherry, it’s quite moldy and it’s sooty
(Kludge City, here we come)
Well, it blocks off the back seat and the side window
But it still makes me look like a schmoe
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I was thinking of a Billy Ocean song:
Get out of my dreams
Get into my kludge
Get out of my dreams
Get in the wood door baby
Get into my kludge
Get out of my mind
Get into my jacked up van
Oh I said hey you
Get into my kludge
That IS ugly,
After he shut his finger in the door, Bruce Banner poor van was never the same….
The A-Team’s did go Japanese for their new crew bus.
The wooden pimperfish in its adolescent stages. As you see here, it has finally grown its pectoral fin. This would be akin to puberty in human adolescents; you may be able to relate it to growing that first chest hair. The females will now start to notice it, yet still mock its lack of full wooden scales, favoring instead the older more full pimperfish. Don’t worry about this little pimperfish, however, it will surely find a suitable mate in a few years.
Also, the horn makes kind of a wimpy, garbled sound that can’t seem to pick an octave.
After 4 successful burglar attempts through the side door of the car the owner decided to take some action. He only achieved two things.
A) The car now looks like something from Mad Max.
B) The thief will now go through the front door.
Um, “thief” is so un-PC. We prefer to be called “persons of larceny” or “differently ethic-ed.”
kthxYOINK
“Morally disadvantaged” or “ethically challenged” are acceptable as well.
NO THEY ARE NOT!
But we will accept “Klepto-American.”
How about, “People of Corrupt?”
*BZZZZZTTTTT!*
Sorry, no. You lose. But here’s a home invasion version of our game!
“Want some candy?”
The new poster for Road Warrior: Soccer Mom’s Revenge!
yeah it’s ugly but wooden you like to have one?
Sure, thank you! This will come in handy for our splinter group of soccer moms.
Looks like old Toyota Previa…
Would it be new Toyota’s response to a STICKY sliding door???
“Yes we replace your door at no charge!”
BTW I love my Toyota… seriously. They wont see me replacing my sticky acc pedal. I use WD-40!
I had a previa… I miss it
I fixed mine with duct tape and zip-ties! It worked great until the pennies fell out.
I think tha it’s a Pontiac TransVan (a.k.a. the Dustbuster) that has come back from the dead to zombie us. Bring fire and lots of it!
It’s A Pontiac Trans Sport circa 1995. A “friend” gave one of these things to me. He dropped it off in my driveway while I was at work. Talk about a zombie vehicle, it took 3 shots in it’s head gasket to put it out of my misery.
Why did they replace that van door with toast? How is toast a good substitute for a door?
Mechanic: “Mister, I hate to tell you this but your side door is toast. No, really. It’s toast.”
Wood you believe that’s a Nissan Quest?
If so, I hope they’re on a quest for a new body shop.
Slight color mismatch.
You can always spot a larper, can’t you? Although, that is a different way to use your shield.
Tie on the top-left looks like either a power cord or a curtain cord… I can’t place the right-hand one. And there is a plastic bag, god knows why.
It also appears that an attempt was made to introduce “speed holes” to the front door.
You can make a septic tank look like a car, but you can’t polish a turd.
Everywhere all the armor is thin, and cannot protect me. AAAH!
i wonder if this guy has any candy
Death Race 15 years later
Still beats driving a Toyota.