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If that upgraded chrome plated fender is any indication, business must be booming. In unrelated news, the local rat population seems to have disappeared entirely. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Anna Rexia channels Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, “Rat on a stick! Get your rat on a stick right here! Get ‘em while they’re fresh!”
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Oooh! I want extra ptomaine on mine, please.
Are we making fun of the gimpcycle?
I bet with that tiny sprocket, it’s a really slow mover.
The sprocket and the chain aren’t connected. The operator probably just pushes against the ground with his feet, Fred Flintstone-style.
How does that thing move with that pathetic rear wheel?
Two hot dogs and a dime bag.
Two hot dogs and a BARF bag.
Hey, it’s my tenth purchase. I get this dime bag for free!
It’s not a hot-dog vendor, it’s a postal delivery vehicle. Now I know why my mail never arrives before mid-afternoon.
It was the perfect cover. No one would suspect a poor street vendor to be up to no good, and no one ever wanted to buy any food from him, let alone even look into the case. You had just better hope you haven’t made any mortal enemies when the Hot Dog Hitman rolls into town.
Is that how he got the meat for his hotdogs?
“Meat”?
theres more than one way to smoke a sausage…
“Meat”, as in “Nice to meat you”.
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Everyone’s a wiener, baby, that’s the truth
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Maybe THIS is where the lunchlady gets her mystery meat.
This is less seedy-looking than a lot of ice cream trucks I’ve seen. Still wouldn’t go near it, but what a great reminder to go see if the grocery store is having a sale on popsicles.
Yeah, I was gonna say that this is more likely to be an ice cream vendor than a hot dog cart. There is no way you can run over a dog with that thing and the glacial pace at which it moves is much better suited for the keeping of frozen goods.
This is perfect. You’d never suspect that this dingy ol’ thing could be transporting valuables. And if you do it right, neither will the driver.
With a missing chain and a locked box, this guy isn’t much of a peddler.
harharhar!
Actually this is How we transport uranium in England
In America, we transport ours in DeLoreans.
Sorry, I got confused. We transport plutonium in DeLoreans, not uranium. I don’t know how we transport uranium.
Porter potties.
M1-A1 Abrams
You don’t wanna know.
“Rat on a stick! Get your rat on a stick right here! Get ‘em while they’re fresh!”
Can I have that with ketchup?
Sausage-inna-bun, sausage-inna-bun. Get them while they’re hot.
Love it! Brilliant, and wonderful taste in literature!! You made me ROFL.
Terry Pratchett FTW!
How about Disembowel myself honerably dibbalah “1000 year old eggs, get them while there 1000 yearsd old, how about you shogun” or fair go dibblers “meat pie floater” in pea’s along with about 12 others named in The Last Continent
pages 293-294
I can’t remember what’s on those pages. Is it in Interesting Times, The Last Continent, or one of the ones that take place in Ankh-Morpork?
Nice
So, I’m not the only one who reads these books.
“you want the meat pie, or the gourmet meat pie? ”
“whats in it?”
“ah, the gourmet meat pie it is.”
You seriously thought you were the only one who read them? Really? Are you blind or are you ignorant?
“Sausage? Innabun?”
Haha nice one. Always glad to see another Discworld fan. Although you seem to have made a spelling error. It’s “Rat onna stick”, hun.
Actually, it’s rat-onna-stick.
I love reading Terry Pratchett’s books. I’m currently re-reading Soul Music. Also, shouldn’t it be, “Sausage-inna-bun! Get your sausage-inna-bun right here! Get’em while they’re hot!”
Or maybe, “Sausage-onna-stick! Get your sausage-onna-stick right here! Get’em while they’re hot!”?
Obviously, a diversionary tactic used by the locals to keep the tourists away from pedaling this new idea in other third wheeled countries.
I like how the little wheel is attached with a wood block.
It’s the keg-hauler version of the beer run bike.
Fresh Khlav kalash! Get your khlav kalash!
SQUEAK?
This is not a kludge. A kludge has to look shoddy but work. With no drive wheel this won’t work.
Correction to Dibbler-channeling commenter: He sells sausages inna bun, not rats on a stick. You are channeling the dwarves.
Yes, but CMOT Dibbler will take ANY business opportunity, no matter how questionable it’s origins, and no matter what species he’s copying.
Crack plz