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Whoever loses this round of Jenga buys my gas! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer SCAScot says, “A true handyman has a broad pallet of repair options to choose from.”

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  1. Sheai says:

    Palets > Poles?

  2. Rich T says:

    I find this repair job unpalletable.

  3. kc/cc says:

    Or, how about: Whoever loses this round of Jenga burns for a fortnight.

    ?!?

  4. Daniel says:

    Too big for duct tape? Use pallets.

  5. Schmordy says:

    You had BETTER not skip a pallet…

  6. Thadius says:

    Well seeing as how I drive a big ol’ truck I’ll just pull into the outside lane here and-

    • Bruce says:

      And HEY! Who put that post there?

      More likely, they saw and avoided the post on the way in, and forgot it was there on the way OUT. Crank the wheel hard over to leave the pumps, and a box trailer could wipe out the post before the driver feels a thing.

  7. Gotta give ‘em props for their ingenuity.

  8. SCAScot says:

    A true handyman has a broad pallet of repair options to choose from.

  9. dono1 says:

    When someone skids on the snow, they’ll run into the skids on the snow.

  10. Dogmeat says:

    I would be willing to bet that the guy who fixed this overhang had a hangover the next morning.

  11. soccernutter says:

    First one to the emergency shut off switch…

  12. waldo says:

    It should read: Just waiting for the insurance adjuster

  13. CT says:

    Here’s one business that’s really on the skids.

  14. Alleycat says:

    This is a very tasteful kludge that leaves my pallet (or is it pallete?) satisfied. Now I must hold my tongue.

  15. brent says:

    You want i should clean da dead bugs off the the windshield?
    No I’m in kind of a hurry.
    Uh, What you want me to do with these pallets?

    The new version of the Blues Brothers!

  16. Chris says:

    Finally a good use for used pallets

  17. waldo says:

    No smoking! Joan of Bark is on top.

  18. Lynz Catastrophe says:

    uuuhhhh….what the hell?

  19. mark says:

    I can see the thought process behind this kludge.
    manager: I want that roof fixed!
    employee: we don’t have any money to do that.
    manager: improvise! Gah, do I have to do everything myself? Here, look we have these pallets lying around. Stack em up. Noone will notice.

  20. splatman says:

    Welcome to Skid Row Gas’N'Go!

  21. k lodge says:

    what should I put next to a gas station?? let me ponder,,,
    a big stack of wood!

  22. pen head says:

    If this heavy snow keeps up we’re gonna have to buy some more supplies. Maybe another 90 pallets full.

  23. Sir Fix-a-lot says:

    It comes as no surprise that we can’t see what brand of gas they’re selling actually. Like no serious corporation would want their brand (reputation) “altered” by such futility.

  24. swiss_talk says:

    Siberia?


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