
Submitted by: coneslayer via Submit a Kludge!
Whoever loses this round of Jenga buys my gas! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer SCAScot says, “A true handyman has a broad pallet of repair options to choose from.”
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Palets > Poles?
name fail
I find this repair job unpalletable.
Or, how about: Whoever loses this round of Jenga burns for a fortnight.
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Too big for duct tape? Use pallets.
You forgot zip-ties.
You had BETTER not skip a pallet…
Well seeing as how I drive a big ol’ truck I’ll just pull into the outside lane here and-
And HEY! Who put that post there?
More likely, they saw and avoided the post on the way in, and forgot it was there on the way OUT. Crank the wheel hard over to leave the pumps, and a box trailer could wipe out the post before the driver feels a thing.
Gotta give ‘em props for their ingenuity.
Well played.
A true handyman has a broad pallet of repair options to choose from.
A kludge to repair a fail, nice.
http://failblog.org/2010/02/26/friday-rewind-video-clearance-fail/
When someone skids on the snow, they’ll run into the skids on the snow.
Nice one! I was just in the middle of thinking that everything is so marred already and how that kludge is definitely going to leave skid marks.
And then they’ll be on some row, I can’t think of it right now…….
Paddy, where have you been? You had Ms. Fix-it very worried.
I would be willing to bet that the guy who fixed this overhang had a hangover the next morning.
First one to the emergency shut off switch…
It should read: Just waiting for the insurance adjuster
Here’s one business that’s really on the skids.
This is a very tasteful kludge that leaves my pallet (or is it pallete?) satisfied. Now I must hold my tongue.
“Cat got your tongue?” Alright, who the Hell put all this punny in the water supply?
You want i should clean da dead bugs off the the windshield?
No I’m in kind of a hurry.
Uh, What you want me to do with these pallets?
The new version of the Blues Brothers!
That’ll be, ah, ninety-four dollars.
Finally a good use for used pallets
No smoking! Joan of Bark is on top.
uuuhhhh….what the hell?
Quite frankly, your last name says it all.
bud, if you ever met me and spend even one hour in my presence, you’d see why thats my NICKNAME
Duly noted! I’m coming over in an Armored Personnel Carrier.
I can see the thought process behind this kludge.
manager: I want that roof fixed!
employee: we don’t have any money to do that.
manager: improvise! Gah, do I have to do everything myself? Here, look we have these pallets lying around. Stack em up. Noone will notice.
Welcome to Skid Row Gas’N'Go!
what should I put next to a gas station?? let me ponder,,,
a big stack of wood!
What you can’t see is the second pillar made out of crates of cheap cigarette lighters.
If this heavy snow keeps up we’re gonna have to buy some more supplies. Maybe another 90 pallets full.
It comes as no surprise that we can’t see what brand of gas they’re selling actually. Like no serious corporation would want their brand (reputation) “altered” by such futility.
Siberia?