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Between the loud wallpaper border, the 70′s fast food floor tiles, and the dead hooker motel comforter motif on the booth cover, I’m going to say this chair is an upgrade. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Fanboy Wife says, “The health inspector will be impressed when he sees that the owner upgraded the feeding trough to a chair and table set!”
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The health inspector will be impressed when he sees that the owner upgraded the feeding trough to a chair and table set!
Looks like Burger King.
Back in the 70′s.
The thing that gets me is that I may know where this place is. That newspaper is from a city not too far from me.
Probably some good french fries stuck between the cushions.
I’m thinking Arby’s…well, maybe not.
Daphne: “The seat for this booth is missing!”
Fred: “Well, gang, it looks like we’ve got another mystery on our hands.”
Velma: “I think this chair may be a clue.”
Fred: “Let’s split up. Daphne, Velma, and I will go check out the front counter, grab some lunch, and head back to the Mystery Machine for a little ‘siesta’ while Shaggy and Scooby sniff around in the bathroom for a couple of hours.”
Shaggy: “Like no way, man! Nothing’s going to get me and Scoob to go into that creepy place!”
Velma: “Not even for a Scooby Snack?”
Shaggy: “Well…almost nothing.”
Scooby: “Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!”
Shaggy and Scooby finally stand up for themselves:
“Jinkies, gang! Well, then who’s, like, going to help us set the over-engineered trap we’re going to botch up anyway, and then, like, pull the mask off that guy who’s not even going to turn out to be a zombie after all?”
“Reah, roo?”
Thats what the kc stands for: Kasey Casem!
I wish! I’d be sitting around somewhere, counting all my money. (Well, I guess I could do that anyway, but it probably wouldn’t take that long.) On the other hand, at that age, my days might be a little bit numbered, and I might not know much about using the internet. (Technically, we all could go at any time, though.) Still [trying out best radio voice], “Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars…”
Hey, that’s not too bad! Maybe I AM Kasey Casem! (Or is it Kasem, Casey?) I am so confused.
“As King, you must respect all furniture, from the tiniest footstool to the graceful Lay-Z-Boy.”
“But Dad, don’t we eat the Lay-Z-Boy?”
“Yes Simba, but let me explain: when we die, our bodies becomes the humble cushion seat and the Lay-Z-Boys eat the cushion seat. And so, we are all connected, in the great Circle of Chairs”
Holy crap I’ve seen this! Possibly this exact booth!
Wish this thing came with a location..
carthage, ny
I think the newspaper on the table is The Post Standard, of Central New York. Unless that header is a general one that various papers utilize.
Indeed it is the Syracuse Post Standard
Crikey! Here we have the rare never-before-filmed Morphic Chair. Usually you only see these things after they’ve become a part of the booth. That’s because beforehand they’re quite shy and still very mobile, easily mistaken for your regular chair. When two or three of these get together they begin the slow morph from individual chairs to booth seats. When this happens, no force on earth can budge ‘em or would even want to. They get so coated in leavings from other species during the process, they become toxic to touch, much less ingest. Only when they’ve become an entire seat will anyone even attempt to clean ‘em. This little guy looks like he’s waiting on a few pals to come over and start the process. Let’s watch!
I think this falls into the “It came from Hogwarts” category, more than Croc Hunter.
Please consult the text: “Grimelda Grimshaw’s Guide to Fantastical Furnishings.”
Dammit Hermione! I need that book back!
Ba-dum-ba-ba-ba I’m not lovin’ it
BoringTroll eats too much all you can eat pasta.
BoringTroll would like to apologize for sitting on the booth seat and breaking it. BoringTroll would like to thank the waitress for providing the chair to use to get enough leverage for BoringTroll to pull himself out of the hole he fell into. Well, that, and the busboy, the cook, and the two other customers, who helped pull BoringTroll out.
BoringTroll would like to thank the busboy for cleaning out the cavity left in the furniture.
There were only minor injuries. The accident has left BoringTroll in a state where he can only use third person.
I know it’s Oscar night and all, but these acceptance speeches really are getting a little out of control.
“Would you like to sit by yourself or would you prefer a booth?”
“Yes.”
Personally, I think this is either a Denny’s or IHOP. Fast food places like BK or McD’s have hard plastic booths for easier cleaning. >sigh< I spent way too much time in either of them. I miss my 20's.
Can’t be– has to be fast food, as there is a trash can/ tray return in the background.
I swear, that’s the Perkins I ate at almost exclusively while in Canada
Table for one?
That floor definitely screams fast food.
I assure you, with 100% certainty… that is a McDonald’s floor. It’s identical to the one I worked at. o_o
The sad thing is, I have that exact “booth cover” on a diner booth in my kitchen. Let me tell you, it’s worse with beige duck tape on it!! I called someone to redo it, but he wanted $500!
That booth just yells out “CHINESE RESTAURANT in a failed McDonald’s” in so many ways. I can see Grandma spreading the newspaper to spit the toenails from the Duck Foot soup on the table, and Dad sitting on the lone chair in the seatless bench.
it was a wendy’s