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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Forget the stapler. That copier is spitting out paper like a ticker-tape machine. What are they making a copy of, a roll of paper towels?”
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Look, the cocoon is opening! It’s a, it’s a…damn, it’s a stapler. Those are all over the place. We were hoping for a hole punch.
How do you replace the staple supply?
Some staplers are front loaders.
They load from the rear of the stapler.
You know, that was the 1st thing that went through my mind.
They can do what they do in our copy room. Leave 4 or 5 empty staplers laying around so you will go find a paper clip,,,
Ideal for stapling cover sheets on to your TPS reports. Didn’t you get the memo?
Yes I got the memo, I just forgot this one time.
Brewski, did I tell you that at my job, whenever we screw something up, we walk into my boss’ office and hand her our stapler?
Where do you work? at Staples? Is that like your gun and your badge?
Let’s not jump to conclusions… I got the memo!
Uhh, how do you refill it when it runs out of staples?
Replace the duct tape. Were big on duct tape here.
I think what we’re looking at are multiple applications of duct tape here. Run out of staples, cut tape with box cutter, refill, retape, begin again. Good for your office, good for duct tape sales. Win-win, really.
Don’t worry for that. It is not attached with concrete. Just as the stapler runs out of staples, you have the opportunity to change the place of it on the copier and also have a summary of how much have you refilled it by counting the gray spots of duct tape.
hilarious!
“Excuse me, Mr. Peabody. Sorry to bother you, sir. There is apparently a stapler rights activist who has strapped himself to the copier on the 2nd floor. He keeps spouting something about the atrocities that his kind are experiencing and demanding compensation for the years of abusive treatment they have undergone. Should I call security?”
*shuffling several sheets of papers together* “No, Gladys. Thank you. I’ll see to this matter…(with a wry grin) personally.”
*loads flamethrower*
Can’t you see??? The sign on the corner of the machine clearly says it’s “MT” . . . the machine is in manual staple mode.
Actually, that means the stapler is empty.
Nice!. But if you attach the top of the stapler with the top of the copier you can get the new “all in one” machine.
Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh. I’m gonna need to see that roll of duct tape.
Forget the stapler. That copier is spitting out paper like a ticker-tape machine. What are they making a copy of, a roll of paper towels?
That’s GENIUS! Forget toilet paper, I’ll just install a printer in the bathroom!
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh …… I’m going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in at the weekend to refill the stapler ……
B-b-ut I was promised a desk job!
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh …… We’re gonna have to send you downstairs. You can work with Basement Cat.
And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married.
The male squirrel is cheating with his secretary.
It’s a little too high up, though. If the stapler were right by the tray, stapling things together as they came out, well, that’d save me some time.
coming to theatres near you “Office Space 2 Revenge of the copier”
its a replay of my day…how.. nice…. *curls up in a corner twitching muttering about paper jams*
Call me crazy but, if they didn’t want to use glue yet felt that they must attach a stapler in some way, couldn’t they just have taped the bottom part of the stapler to the copier?
Still, it’s cute.
D@mn! I’m no longer able to punish my coworkers with the stapler…
Isn’t that machine feeding the output directly into a garbage can? Think how much time they save that way.
PC Load Letter? The **** does that mean?!
this makes the string my office uses look reasonable! we just tied one end to the stapler, and duct-taped the other end of the string to the copier — it’s easier to use the stapler and easier to refill the staples.
of course, there’s also the death-threats neatly written on the stapler with Wite-Out…..
Copy–>Paste is so 20th Century! The future is Copy–>Duct Tape.
The boss found an intelligent solution for avoiding silly employees copying their bottoms by implementing a new module for automatic stapling while saving money by using toilet paper for copies. Unfortunately he could not get white duct tape.
Clearly there is a history here. It would appear that the finisher (the stacker/stapler/puncher) is broken and has been moved off to the side to allow the copier to still fulfill it’s special purpose. Unfortunately, the office handyman only took care of two of the three original functions.
Now, if he added a drill press for punching the paper, they’d be all set.
lol a ode to office space…..righteous
What happens when it runs out of staples? Do you have to retape the whole thing?
Deep in his heart the copier knew this was wrong… But it just couldn’t stop.