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Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Blackmoore says, “What products lay within the darkness of this freezer door?
Only the Shadow Knows…”
AND: Fixer Grantski says, “Since when did Wal-Mart lead to Narnia?”
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*loads up “Cold As Ice” on reel-to-reel*
Okay, roll the tape!
Wow, blast from the past! The only thing more retro than reel-to-reel is 8-track.
Wrong direction. Try phonographs instead. (The reel-to-reel my grandparents had is easily older than the invention of 8-track.)
And now, gentlemen, I’d like to show you our new state-of-the-art refrigeration system…
You kids and your new-fangled reel-to-reel. Hmph.
*puts on another wax cylinder*
Bah, back in my day we had to take the whole band with us.
Why, yes, I *do* have a really cool office…
Alright, contestant #1, pick your prize. Which door will it be?
Doors #1 and #3 = worst game-show-suspense moments evar
You must be 18 or older to shop in the adult frozen food section.
(standing in front of the duct-taped door) “Ethel…put down that rump roast and come here! You have to see this!”
“For heavens sake, Wilbur! You’re causing such a scene! Now what’s so impor- *gasp* Oh my sweet petunias! This is…well I’ve never seen anything like it!”
“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you, woman!”
“When did this happen? The girls didn’t mention it at bingo last night. Every Green Giant frozen food product is 30% off! I simply have to tell everyo… Wilbur, my word! Why on earth did you slap your forehead that hard?”
*snoffle*
Judging by the ceiling that is visible and the color of the price tags, I deduce that this is Wally World. Therefore, I am not surprised.
They have a ‘fridge at customer service now so people can return cold food. (Retch)
Ick. At Target, we destroy any perishable food that’s returned…
That’s a Walmart freezer for sure – obvious due to the tags under the products. Must be from the southern states…
I’m pretty sure that’s a safeway in Thornton CO. The glass broke like 2 or 3 months ago and they duct taped it and put cardboard on the other side. I was going to put it on here myself, but i never got around to it hehehe.
Another great caption…
In there is the FORTH DIMENSION!
Not to be confused with the ‘BACK AND’ dimension that usually precedes it.
Eh, stuff happens while you’re waiting for the glass repairman to come.
What products lay within the darkness of this freezer door?
Only the Shadow Knows…
….It’s the beer cave.
Well… if that don’t keep those kids outta the ice cream…. I hope they all get tummy aches!!!
They do this so that the products in the case can have some privacy.
Probably for the dressing.
Maybe it’s someone’s house… who’s trying to compete with the space shuttle-door guy
That’s got to be a Walmart (trust someone who’s there at least once a week). The price tags on the shelves are definitely the right format, and in the section to the left of the kludge, I’m nearly certain I see their house-brand labeling on some of the frozen goods.
If it’s a Walmart, why don’t they just hike over to the freezer door aisle to get a new one? It’s probably only an hour away.
I really wish we had a “thumbs up” on comments here.
“I’m sorry… but it didn’t say ‘pull’ to open. How was I supposed to know?”
I hope the guys at the ISS are paying attention to this.
Since when did Wal-Mart lead to Narnia?
since walmart leads to everything, at a lower price
My understanding is that duct tape is for SMALL leaks and drafts….
Nonono. That’s the door to the dimension of duct tape!
The fact that it’s occupying a freezer is of little consequence. Now you all know where it comes from.
I thought mystery meat was delivered by the truckload. In grey unmarked trucks with strangely fogged up windows so that no one has ever seen the driver. They seemengly vanish as soon as they turn the first cornes after leaving the school gates. And the only thing down that road in Old Boot Hill.
damn those censors are getting more and more desperate as we go along
I wish this store was close by. I’d attach a door knocker, lay down a welcome mat and drop a newspaper in front of it.
This is probably just a temporary fix for a smashed glass door. Or at least I hope it is.
Oh. You’re probably right.
Okay, people, move along. Nothing to see here…
The glass is still there, it is tempered safty glass it beeds up but it dosen’t fall. You put the duct tape up to hold it in place, so it dosen’t hit the people dumb enough to still open a broken glass door.
The final resting place of Ted Williams head.
The clerks were so shocked by the violent escape of the frozen carrots that this was the best repair they could muster. God help us all if the frozen broccoli is next.
+1
“Plants vs Zombies” anyone?
frozen vegetables in bondage… its the next logical step, really it is
“Beyond this door lies the world beyond your imagination, where plots twist and turn in every direction before you, where they split, disappear, reappear and merge all around you, where nothing is real, and reality is nothing you can believe. Yes, this is the door to Warehouse 13″
what’s behind door #2
Another use for Duct Tape!