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Favorite Comment: Fixer treborx says, “The car is actually being slowly consumed by a fungus capable of assuming the color of the object it is devouring. Check back in a few days.”
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The car is actually being slowly consumed by a fungus capable of assuming the color of the object it is devouring. Check back in a few days.
Thats why you should never drive through a biochem labour with your first car!
So that’s where the T-1000 is hiding!
Have you seen this boy?
Is that “fungus” (good name for it) the stuff that would normally be ground off after welding two bits of metal together? (Badly welded at that).
Actually, I think it’s expanding foam that’s been spray painted. No scorch marks to indicate a weld.
If you ever tried to weld thin sheet metal like that of a car shell you would burn through it loooong before you were able to build that much slag
Is that solder? Lots and lots of it?
I just can’t stand to see a question go unanswered…
And the winner of the most creative use of spray foam in the car category is…
I was about to say it looks like spray foam insulation, since everyone was asking if it was weld or PL-400 or who knows what? But you beat me to it
If this is the GT model, imagine the cheaper ones.
Actually, with the final generation Celica (the car in the picture), the GT *is* the cheaper one. The more expensive one is the GT-S.
Looks to me like they replaced the damaged sections with parts from a Mercury.
*groan*
I think the taillight is one of those OEM models designed for trailers you can get at Auto Zone
Correction:
“Looks to me like they replaced the damaged sections with parts from a Mercury.”
Revision:
“Looks to me like they replaced the damaged sections with Mercury.”
2nd Revision:
“Mercury, like, replaced the damaged sections, it looks to me.”
“Thou words of Mercury are harsh after the songs of Appolo”
Apollo.
Yes. Appollio. The guy they named the theater after in NYC
Vehicular herpes!
No doubt the repercussions of all those weekends hanging down at the local gas station and chasing tailpipe.
The painted foam repair has real promise… there are still a few wrinkles to be worked out though.
They’ll iron out the process soon enough.
It’s not too pressing, though. Seams they’ve got better things to do…
So that’s what happens if you leave solder biscuits in a hot car…
What the heck is that?
Space goo is gonna getchoo…
I already told you – I don’t know what you’re talking about. I want to speak to a lawy-OW!! No…NO! Why are you doing this to me? Oh God it burns! Make it stop!
“Where budget meets quality”
…or not.
Note to self: When melting cars, I require more than the sheer power of my mind.
The leprosy started in the garage, then spread to my car. What’s that spot on my arm? I think I need a priest.
Beauty is in the eye of the driver.
It’s certainly not in the eye of the people behind this thing in traffic.
Use of spray foam was creative and the use of a trailer light as a tail light is cool. But what takes it over the top is the use of Plexiglas and pop rivets for the rear window. Most would have stuck with a clear plastic bag and duck tape. So on further examination this is a professional job!!
I think those are acorn nuts/bolts, not pop rivets. Otherwise, those are some honkin’ pop rivets.
A silver-ass car for lead-foot drivers.
am i the only one who can see half a skull in this? th ered light is the eye
Yes. Have a lie-down on this couch. Now, tell me: How long have you been having this problem?
i see it too, it has blood dripping from its mouth
I think it’s allergic to bites from either VW Bugs or Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyders.
The doctor said, apply Bondo twice a day for two weeks and it should clear right up.
Beware of Gremlins and Things.
Looks like someone needs to order more Proactiv!
Well, how ’bout that. Sometimes it IS lupus.
Okay, c’mon — someone let me out of the moderation cage… I’m nice. Really. The avatar? What? You don’t like kittehs?
Have you noticed my name? Actually, I love kittehs. But I’m not so sure about letting you out of the cage. Yet.
In Hollywood, Bondo needs Botox.
As you can see in this footage, the common North American GM (Automotiva Majoris) sheds its exoskeleton as it grows. When its new shell is formed, this small hatchback will probably transform into a midsize sedan. As it matures, the common North American GM requires more and more fuel, sometimes eating monstrous amounts just to keep moving. Relative to bodyweight, a ‘Yukon’ can outconsume an adult Praying Mantis.
Correction: Wrong species. This is the “Toyotas Floor-matis Wreckus”. Sorry for the confusion.
He parked too close to the sun
So is this the automotive equivalent of the Terminator having half his face torn off?
After all, why drive around in a car that has an ugly-looking dent in it?
Exactly.
Seldom heard-of are the vehicular victims of Chernobyl.
In Soviet Russia, car kludges YOU!
*deep, mournful sigh*
You’re not the first with that gag.
yuck. this care got a bad case of cellulite. or is it carlulite?
What you don’t know is that the delicious silver frosting surrounds a layer of rich, chewy caramel with a creamy nougat center.
Ahh crap, damned car came down with the melding plague again.
O Sh!t, we better burn the dam’ critter ASAP!
My favorite part is that bolted-on Lexan panel. That thing has “explosive decompression” written all over it.
The Phantom of the Opera is here!
Regardless of what that is pasted all over the rear of the car, it screams “drugs inside” to the local police.
Good grief. I think my car would automatically change lanes to get away from that thing. She’d be scared of catching something. *shudders*
How do you know your car’s a “she”? No tailpipe?
Anti-wrinkle cream? It needs anti-cellulite cream…
Now I’m going to have nightmares.
Maybe that’s what’s hiding underneath the shiny metal surface of all cars?
Is this what happens when you breed a terminator with a transformer?
You know you need to stop driving everywhere and walk some more when you start to get cellulite on your rear bumper.
Spoiler Alert!
Though damaged, the spoiler managed to provide the necessary downforce to keep the car from being devoured by the goo monster
I do not much care for silver. Could I get a 2008 Zombie GT in forest green instead?
“You may be a metal monster under the sheets, but if you don’t use protection you could wind up looking like this. Remember, even Transformers can contract STDs, so be careful and get yourself checked out at your local clinic / autobody shop.”
The terminator lost its skin again…
Thank heavens they kept the spoiler intact. The aerodynamics would have been ruined.
‘Twas the night before christmas, and all through the town, stupid punks were smashin’ up the town.
*edit* smashin’ stuff up all round.
transformer whit a STD