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When I Was Your Age, We Didn’t Have Spoons

Mar. 31, 2010

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We ate our soup with forks. And we were grateful! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Thread! Have I told you guys lately how much I love you? First two replies here; then the rest of the thread after the jump!

Fixer 1L says, “Forks?!?!?! Luxury! We had to eat our broth with a tea strainer!”

Fixer Fluffy says, “Tea strainer!?!?! You were lucky to have a tea strainer! When I was young, we used to drink our broth with a rolled up newspaper. And when I say “broth” I mean “puddle water with mud”.”

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Captain Hook’s Less Famous Cousin

Mar. 31, 2010

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Carpentry is just as dangerous as piracy. Or the Hook family genetics needs some chlorine. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: It’s gonna be a blockbuster! Fixer wow says, “That has slasher flick villain written all over it. Coming this summer: THE KLUDGE!”

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Horse-Drawn Hummer

Mar. 31, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - Horse-Drawn Hummer

Submitted by: Pat via Submit a Kludge!

You got enough horsepower there? (via That Will Buff Out)

Honestly? I give them credit for finding a way to make that beast fuel efficient. B+. And thanks to all the fixers who pointed out the artist of this piece, Mr. Jeremy Dean- Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer AlixeTiir says, “This Gives A Whole New Meaning To “Horse-Power”.”

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I Keep Installing These Light Switches, And None Of Them Work!

Mar. 31, 2010

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Submitted by: Bryan F via Submit a Kludge!

Government phone tapping system is pretty arcane actually. – Ms. Fix-It

Edit: >.< I didn't realize I posted two "Doin' It Wrongs" in a row. Got an alternative title? Leave it in the comments and I'll pick my favorite tomorrow and change the Title. – Ms. Fix-It

Congratulations to Fixer Cow Herd for coming up with the winning title!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Kadin says, “One of these outlets will connect you to the Holy Grail. The others…telemarketers. Choose wisely.”

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Fix A Flat: Doin’ It Wrong

Mar. 30, 2010

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This is how imagine surgery would be. Yes, I’ve seen too many Barbara Walters specials. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Rollyn01 says, “Yes, this is my tire. Yes, I packed my own tire. Yes, my tire has been in my view the whole time. No, I didn’t let anyone else handle my tire. Because the last security check my tire, it was missing some air.”

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Accurate Representation Of Today’s Music

Mar. 30, 2010

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Justin Bieber? Seriously Canada? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Door #3 says, “If you push real hard you can hear the ocean.”

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How Ceiling Cat Makes It Rain

Mar. 30, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo -How Ceiling Cat Makes It Rain

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Reality not as whimsical as it being his tears. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Jompe71 says, “It’s not a shower, it’s a beam-me-up-scottifer. Not yet tuned into perfection and sometimes accidents happen which makes people explode. In such case the cleaning crew uses the fire hose to wash up. This surely must be the only explanation why someone would put tiles in the ceiling!”

I concur that “Beam-me-up-scottifer” is the best name for teleportation devices. – Ms. Fix-it Decree

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Prius, You’ve Gone TOO Green. Dial It Back…

Mar. 29, 2010

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Either that, or female Pimperfish have similar biology to baboons during their mating seasons. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Waffle Zombie says, “As the end of its life cycle approaches, the female pimperfish -much like the salmon- will travel up the interstate to its native slum without eating, losing most of its colour along the way. When it reaches its spawning point, it will shed the last of its protective cover and begin to lay its eggs -disguised as construction scraps to fool predators- and then die.”

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AwEsome Fix

Mar. 29, 2010

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They’d have had enough “E” ‘s if they’d just called them Flapjacks. Just sayin’. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer HunterJE says, “They could have just spelled it “AWEΣ.” If they’re catering to maths geeks, at least.”

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Looks Like Coffee. From A Distance. If You Squint.

Mar. 29, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo -Looks Like Coffee. From A Distance. If You Squint.

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Oh Monday, how alcohol would make you so much more bearable. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Have you ever tasted Foster’s lager? Trust me, it won’t be emptied.”

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