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If You Can Switch It Off, Mr. Bond, I’ll Let You Live

Feb. 4, 2010

Submitted by: amirzaim via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Ceiling fan is watching you amputate!”

Guess he got tired of monotony of just watching you. – Ms. Fix-It

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Elvish Riddles. Sneaksy They Is.

Feb. 4, 2010

Elvish Riddles. Sneaksy They Is.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer p_almonius says, “There’s no Elvish word for “kludge”. They just blame all their kludges on the Dwarves.”

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Caution Is Not The Word I’d Have Chosen

Feb. 3, 2010

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Stevo says, “If anyone has seen the inside of those pillars, they all look like this anyway. The fancy stuff is just to, well…make it fancy. So the caution tape should say, “Caution: This pillar is not fancy.”

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Photoshop Contest Goes To The Grammys

Feb. 3, 2010

Contest Time Fixers!

Oh Taylor, I’m not sure what you did to anger some wicked witch, but she has certainly cursed you with horrible awards luck. Sure you might win everything in sight, but the karma bus just keeps running you over regardless. Not to worry though, the Fixer community is here to help. After the jump, we’ve got a close-up of the fate of that airborne Grammy. FYI: Not made of chocolate like I’d hoped…
Click to see more… »

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By Your Powers Combined, I Am ENTERTAINMENT

Feb. 3, 2010

By Their Powers Combined, They Are ENTERTAINMENT

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Khaz says, “Ah the ever elusive carnivorous VHS. This sly creature confuses it’s prey by marking the non-lethal slots as the broken ones,thus providing sustenance when the humans feed the tapes and DVDs into their maws. Here we see a mated pair who work off each other to get fed.”

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Emower Gets A Jaunty Paint Job For Extra Humiliation

Feb. 3, 2010

Emower Gets A Jaunty Paint Job For Extra Humiliation

Submitted by: clapeza via Submit a Kludge!

You guys remember our friendly neighborhood emower, right? Looks like he got a spiffy upgrade!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Leo Lichtman says, “He can mow lawns on rainy days while keeping warm and dry. Then when the sun comes out, he hangs “Hotdog” amd “Popcorn” signs on the outside, and continues to serve the neighborhood.”

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Must be a Windows Keyboard…

Feb. 3, 2010

Must be a Windows Keyboard...

Submitted by: haywire288 via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment(s): Fixer lovejones says, “What the hell is it holding up? <—-seriously
Peeping-tom keyboard is peeping-tom."

And Adding To This Disturbing Theory: Fixer Hmm says, “Keyboard is watching you masturbate.”

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Encyclopedias Are Still Helpful

Feb. 2, 2010

Encyclopedias Are Still Helpful

Submitted by: Botty via Submit a Kludge!

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Necessity Truly Is The Mother Of Invention
No Time For Self-Maintenance
Wire Rack Grill

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Based on the titles, this appears to be the Fiction section but without that stack of books it would be History.”

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Note To Self: Keep Silverware In Desk Drawer

Feb. 2, 2010

Note To Self: Keep Silverware In Desk Drawer

Submitted by: sigepcory via Submit a Kludge!

Where do you work that not ONE co-worker has a drawer full of plastic sporks from fast food drive-thrus? Or is this the fate of the office outcast? Hrm, perhaps I shouldn’t keep “borrowing” those labeled teas… -Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Kaeli says, “Waiter? There’s an octopus in my soup!”

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That’ll Holder

Feb. 2, 2010

Submitted by: Guillermo via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer DW says, “Spoiled brats. When I was your age, we held our drinks between our legs, and if we spilled on ourselves, it was our own fault.”

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