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Chair Gets Involved With Volunteer Work

Feb. 8, 2010

Chair Gets Involved With Volunteer Work

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Either that, or Extreme Cheerleading Tryouts went worse than expected… -Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “The plastic lawn furniture seat says it’s unpretentious, the mountain bike tires say it’s got that rugged, go-anywhere attitude. (actually it looks like a great idea, traditional wheelchairs are expensive.)”

But in all seriousness Fixers, thanks to everyone who pointed out the website where you can see how these charitable chairs are helping the disabled in third world countries.

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Now We Know How Tom Got A Porsche

Feb. 8, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - And That Ferrari

Submitted by: Ragnar via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer koobaxion says, “I can’t help but notice the sign’s ominous “Ding” “Dong”. You would assume it was a doorbell. That’s what they all assumed.”

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Hot Fuzz

Feb. 7, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Yes, This Is  A Real Product

Submitted by: Jacob via Submit a Kludge!

Thanks for all the Fixers that pointed out that YOU TOO can be cool as a cop!

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Dogmeat says (in the late Billy Mays’s voice I assume), “The inflatable protect-o-cop fills with air in less than two minutes. Simply set him up to “keep an eye on things” while you take your time on an extended break. His lifelike appearance will make anyone in the area think twice about misbehaving! Just 5 easy payments of $19.95.”

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That Window Looks Paned…

Feb. 7, 2010

That Window Looks Paned...

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Favorite Comment: Fixer PenGryphon says, “Peter Pan once again finds himself perplexed by the modern DIY-ers.”

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Conspicuous Burglar Is Conspicuous

Feb. 6, 2010

Conspicuous Burglar Is Conspicuous

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Jeff Lichtman says, “See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O that I were a glove upon that hand,
that I might YIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!”

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Close Enough

Feb. 6, 2010

Close Enough

Submitted by: Eric Shank via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Stevo says, “Here’s a contractor who refused to cut corners, no matter what the circumstances.”

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Inflammable Means Flammable You Know

Feb. 5, 2010

Inflammable Means Flammable You Know

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Mailman says, “(Whispering) Here, we see the Abomineer in its native habitat. The Abomineer is working on its “kludge,” a peculiar object not found to help the creature in survival, finding food, or mating. This particular Abomineer has adopted camouflage that is most ingenious for its kind. After examining its behavior closely, it is the opinion of the world’s leading biologists that this Abomineer is attempting to look like a magazine. The Abomineer is attempting to hide from its natural enemy, the Quality Control Ferret. Look! A Ferret is approaching. Let’s watch.”

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Hax Saw

Feb. 5, 2010

Hax Saw

Submitted by: RickFrancois via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer noricum asks what we’re all thinking, “The real question is, how did he cut the piece of wood to start with?”
Reply: Fixer Stoneshop knows! “With a screwdriver for a chisel and a Stilson wrench for a hammer. Took off the rough edges with a cheese grater, then pushed the nail through in a bench vise.”

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Medical Or Mechanical Student?

Feb. 5, 2010

Medical Or Mechanical Student?

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Despite the snickers and cold, steely comments from the pair of locking pliers, the clothespin held fast. It would not be deterred from fulfilling its apparently only role of providing aesthetic value.
(tearing up and voice beginning to waver) May that little clothespin’s attitude be an inspiration to us all! *sniff* I’ll be alright…just give me a minute. (blows nose)”

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On The Road Again…

Feb. 4, 2010

On The Road Again...

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Favorite Comment:
Fixer BiBi says, “Truck – check, House – check, Dance Floor – check. Ladies, looking for love never got soo easy.”

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