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Favorite Thread!: Fixer piku says, “Well if blatant lies are the theme…
“One lady owner, full service history”
Reply: Fixer Pat says, “Only drove it to church on Sunday.”
Completion: Fixer Ray says, “Oh, look, she’s left her hymn book in the glove compartment!”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Slapchop says, “Until he hangs a carton of smokes and an oxygen tank on the other crutch, he’s just a lightweight.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Jessica says, “What the casual observer may not realize is that the baby actually isn’t sleeping. It’s playing opossum hoping that Elmo will lose interest and go away. The parents may then bend Elmo to the side of the carrier, rewarding the baby’s silence. Anytime the child begins to throw tantrums, Elmo comes right back. Brilliant move by the parents.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “It cleans up all the filth and undesirable content that come through the airwaves in today’s radio transmissions: every commercial, trashy talk shows, and dirty song lyrics. The radio now plays static 98.4% of the time.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Liz says, “He’d tell the escalator to go around, because he cannot open the wall. It’s just flat.”
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Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer TexasDan says, “Celebrity line striping by the guy that drew Family Circus.”
Elaboration: Fixer kc/cc says, “This line follows little Billy all over the neighborhood: over a bunch of fences, down the slide at the playground, over to watch some guys pouring new cement down by the corner, through some little girls’ hopscotch game, and home again in time for dinner.
Mom: “What did you do this afternoon, honey?”
Billy: “Nothing.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Captain Video says, “There’s just so much to love here. It’s the fourth-story door the eye is immediately drawn to, but closer inspection also reveals such creative touches as the blackboard balcony wall, the inexplicable rooftop escape rope, the braced-from-above-and-too-big-for-the-window air conditioner, and the unsettling suspicion that the corrugated iron sheet that makes up the second-story balcony roof may also be a third-story balcony floor.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “My, how times have changed. My grandparents used to wash their beer by taking it down to the creek and beating it against a rock with a stick.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “If they were to add five more pennies they’d increase their heat transfer by a quarter.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “In case of fire, stand directly underneath sprinkler so that it will provide the 144 square inches of protection you need from the flames and heat as it douses you with a 20-gallons-per-minute waterfall.”
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