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All This Effort And They’re Not Playing SMB3?


Submitted by: omega90 via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment (Because It Had To Be Asked) : Fixer Daniel says, “Yeah, but does it run Crysis?”

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  1. Sean Kearney says:

    Ok you get major kudos and Nerd status for this one :)

  2. Jompe71 says:

    This is not a kludge, period! This is a true hero. Bringing back 8bit CPU processor gaming to life is a virtue. A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do and this guy did something extra. 110% Respect !

  3. kc/cc says:

    I admire what they’re trying to do here. Still, I remember this used to LOOK like more fun…

  4. Rcgd says:

    LEGO tire, no actual A or B button, this has got to be the easiest game ever…

  5. mrpants says:

    You know there’s companies that remake nes consoles that will play the old nes games… you don’t have to build one yourself…

  6. That would defeat the essence of the kludge. If everyone just BOUGHT something when they could conceivably make a dangerous clone out of spare parts and old rust wire, there would be no more kludges.

  7. Thadius says:

    I can hear it through the screen…the screams of agony that the setup is emitting…

    Get my shotgun, we have to put it out of its misery.

  8. Daniel says:

    Yeah, but does it run Crysis?

  9. Look it’s the IKEA NES!…lol…

  10. oneijack says:

    Sad part is, after all that work the games are as about as much fun as watching paint dry.

    screw crysis, battlefield bad comany 2 ftw! ;-)

  11. Sqwirk says:

    So there will still be video gaming after the apocalypse?

  12. omega90 says:

    Hey, this is running and A and B is avalaible! the A and B buttons are situated at the front side of the pad, on the left and rignt side to use with second finger( like in the xbox360 gamepad ) Try looking at the right and left corner of my pad, there are two wires connected to each switches! I can do an additional photo if you want to;)
    Sorry for my poor english, i hope u will understand me. Chris

  13. Anonymous Pirate says:

    Is this a working model, they should include links with more info on their pcitures.

  14. Eric says:

    What does it say under “N.E.S”? Lube? Pube? The dirty mind boggles.

  15. cenzo says:

    Well, considering all the possible “-ube” words, it seems like the choice that makes the most sense would be “CUBE”

    Its an “NES CUBE!”

  16. omega90 says:

    Yes, it is saying nes CUBE

  17. soccernutter says:

    But look at the size of the screen…you could only play that from 5 feet or less.

  18. Flushmaster says:

    This brings back memories for me. Not the kludged up N.E.S. Cube (which is all kinds of awesome), but the tiny podunk TV that it’s hooked up to. It reminds me of holidays at my grandmothers when I’d take my NES to play with my cousin but the adults wouldn’t let us use the living room and Granny always had her old 6″ screen, black and white TV with the radio dial on the side waiting for us in the spare bedroom.

  19. Liam says:

    oh yeah, major awesome memories of NES gaming at grandmas on the junker B&W tv

  20. Dogmeat says:

    To me, this looks like something out of Weird Science but without Kelly LeBrock, teenagers with bras on their heads, Kelly LeBrock, a talking pile of poo, Kelly LeBrock, a party-crashing psycho biker gang, and Kelly LeBrock.

    • kc/cc says:

      Last I saw Kelly LeBrock, she was on Celebrity Fit Club, I’m sorry to report. I fear this may disappoint you somewhat. :(

    • TheAntiCat says:

      *sigh* Wonder whatever happened to the psycho biker gang. We had a big falling out after some stupid, scrawny kid stared us down with a .357 Magnum.

  21. Tolling says:

    It’s gonna suck when they get to the thunder magic boss.

  22. Chris says:

    Looks like it may be time to invest in a new gaming system

  23. cxc says:

    i missed my old 286.

  24. MaxArt says:

    Who cares about SMB3? That’s Prince of Persia, men!

  25. Mr. Trivia says:

    They turned a Gamecube into a NES?! That’s like trading in a Ford Mustang for a Model T.

  26. Agni says:

    I’m wondering if this is *really* a functional kludge and not a fake.

    1). No A-B-Select-Start Buttons visible anywhere on the controller. I don’t get how you’d actually control anything with this. Well, okay, there’s a small black plastic object that *might* be a button, but that only covers *one* button.

    2). If you look closely, there are a series of wires going up to the shelf above and behind the TV, and you can clearly see a power strip (with taped ACs I might add). I know one of those ACs probably feeds the Cube, but what about the other one? The other one is far too large to be the TVs; no TV has a plug like that that I’ve ever seen.

    3). I see what looks like a laptop on the very top-left of the picture, and then what looks like some sort of VCR in the top-right.

    My Theory: Laptop is Video-Out to the VCR, which is video-out to the TV, and the laptop is running a NES emulator (which would have been farrr easier to “kludge” with better results!). The “Cube” is just a decoy and for good measure, someone removed the circuitry from a NES cartridge to make it look real.

    Oh, and about that ‘cube… both red LEDs appear to be off, but yet there’s an image on the TV. Assuming one of those LEDs is for “On”, how could that be? And why are they kludging up USB controllers (NES controllers had much larger plugs)? That part doesn’t even make sense.

    • Astragali says:

      Thanks, Jamie. Next time on “Kludgebusters”, we investigate the Atari 2600 VCS that’s running Grand Theft Auto III…

    • Cliff says:

      That’s a portable TV, doesn’t run directly off mains, so it needs a wall wart to power it pretty much

    • Omega90 says:

      I,ve made a Video to prove that this IS working. There it is:

    • TheAntiCat says:

      Agni: On the back of the box for my NES, it shows the Nintendo operating without any of the lights being on. Maybe it’s in homage?

    • mouse says:

      this is a full functioning controller. the A B Select and Start buttons are shoulder buttons and the lego tire from the 80s is a kludged analog stick. see the little switches under the cross the tire is glued to?

      to wager a guess i’d say this adaptation makes the game easier.

      it’s a little ugly and an actual analog stick from a disguarded ps2 could be added in place of the tire and a little covering so if you drop it or get pissed and smash it into the wall…

      i’ve seen xbox360 contorllers modded like this (no face buttons but 8 shoulder buttons (one for each finger) and a hat switch underneath in place of the d-pad.

      i say kudos. looks like a promising prototype i’d like to see a later adaptation with a complete shell. get some duct tape, a couple of toasters and an old hoover and make a vacuum forming machine.

  27. William says:

    I’m not sure that it’s original NES circuitry in there, due to the orientation of the cartridge. Most likely they used the revised top-loading NES design or a modern imitation

    The kludges made to the controller make sense. The contacts on the NES circuitry appear to be wired to the shoulder buttons, and the wheel is wired to the D-pad contacts to serve as a joystick. Now we just need to see what the other controller looks like.

    On the other hand I can’t imagine getting very far in Prince of Persia with that setup.

  28. dono1 says:

    Somebody should buy this kid a basketball or a kite.

  29. blkgrrl says:

    Why? Because you can and you did. YAY?

  30. cut it twice its still too short says:

    these are common in Afganistan, the military calls them Improvised Gaming Devices, they’re all the rage with the Taliban

  31. Kiltara says:

    wonder what he could do with my trash80, my commodore64, my atari and pong games…and platforms…could be something good…could be something bad, but I’m not digging that far in my mother’s attic-she’d kill me.

  32. E-Man says:

    Wow. I have a t.v. like that, except un-kludged.

  33. fragonman says:

    win for the crysis comment

  34. Andrew Ong says:

    Sorry, the controls and console are not up to living standards.
    (DPMS Cessation Mode)

  35. Lydia Senatus says:

    Disecting a controler cool

  36. efex says:

    not only the reevolution of nes, but also a badass training console, i mean, if u beat a boy and his blob on level 99 what else is left to do than that?!

  37. TheAntiCat says:

    Ford still raced Model Ts. That must of been a sight.


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