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Your shirt look ugly – please fix it!
I can only hope for the sake of this car’s owner that the car’s other problems make enough noise at highway speeds to drown out the sound of this kludge slapping against the door.
And they live in a log cabin.
Pretty soon, an overwhelming desire kicks in to shingle the whole car. Learn to recognize the early signs.
Once Again,
The Handy Man’s Secret Weapon
redgreen dot com
A least they can login.
Ahaha—what’s up next in advanced technology as seen here? Surely it isn’t car wax?
No. It’s the latest in the higher priced DROF’s. A Lincoln with a bad paint job.
In this case, how about: Not Like Older Cars Need Inane Liabilities.
Don’t they usually have enough troubles already?
This, this is how the wooden pimper-fish starts its growth into adulthood. Slowly, you will see metal and plastic scales being shed, and the vibrant oak-y plumage of adulthood will start showing.
The constant *thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack* noise driving down the road is enough to drive anyone crazy…but especially is that the case for the dogs. Like a siren’s song, the flapping handle calls to them and ultimately lures them to their untimely demise.
Finally, Toyota gets a handle on quality.
Aboriginal pierced door pull.
solid repair
Just what is that in there– a million scratch marks, or a whole lot of dryer lint?
If I pull it will I:
a) open the door and be of on the road or…
b) get a number with an estimated time when it’s my turn to take a drive.
The window crank is a chicken bone.
Judging by the state of the car’s body, this doesn’t surprise me in the least.
Eh. Say what you will about repair, the car IS still shiny enough to see yourself in.
So this is what Ford meant when they said they were making cars with natural materials.
You think as a thief you got it all covered. Brake into the car using the old school duck tape trick, no fingerprints what so ever to give you up.
Wrong! If you’ve ever seen CSI ( Miami, NY or LV ) you should know that the reflection of the door will give you up.
The CSI team will at this point not only know your identity, they will even know your are a virgin!
Pull for stupidity.
Door #1, #2, or #3 ?
Dang! My door handle snapped off last year, and I spent $30 on a replacement. If only I’d seen this first…
…you would have felt that was going to be $30 well spent?
Don’t you feel silly now? Think of all the sticks you could have bought with that $30. ALL your doors could have been upgraded like this.
He had to replace the original door handle for sticking.
Pun intended.
How often do we get to see duct tape, nature, and modern technology working harmoniously together like this?
Every time we log on.
I can tell this is a Dodge Caravan. Been there, done that.
The junk yard dealer quoted him $30 for a replacement handle. He was outraged and replied, “Stick it!” Thus, an idea was born.
*remembers his English lessons reading Macbeth and looks up on Wikiquote*:
”
* Macbeth: If we should fail —
Lady Macbeth: We fail!
But screw your courage to the sticking-place,
And we’ll not fail.
Scene VII
“
It’s been long enough since I got out of school for me to not be too great at quoting Shakespeare. Instead, he has been replaced by the Disney music that’s now ringing in my ears:
Light your torch, mount your horse
Screw your courage to the sticking place
We’re counting on Gaston to lead the way
Through a mist, through a wood
Where within a haunted castle
Something’s lurking that you don’t see every day
It’s a beast, one as tall as a mountain
We won’t rest ‘til he’s good and deceased
Sally forth, tally ho
Grab your sword, grab your bow
Praise the Lord and here we go
To kill the beast!
Guess if he typically had some really catchy music and an animated cast, he’d still be with me. *sigh*
This is going to be doubly annoying, because first comment is in moderation. Apologies for doing this even once! This is just an experiment to see what’s getting caught:
It’s been long enough since I got out of school for me to not be too great at quoting Shakespeare. Instead, he has been replaced by the Disney music that’s now ringing in my ears:
Light your torch, mount your horse
Scr*w your courage to the sticking place
We’re counting on Gaston to lead the way
Through a mist, through a wood
Where within a haunted castle
Something’s lurking that you don’t see every day
It’s a beast, one as tall as a mountain
We won’t rest ‘til he’s good and deceased
Sally forth, tally ho
Grab your sword, grab your bow
Praise the Lord and here we go
To k*ll the beast!
Guess if he typically had some really catchy music and an animated cast, he’d still be with me. *sigh*
It’s “k*ll”, isn’t it?? I’ll add that to my list from this week:
c*cktail
k*ll
Feel free to shout “f*ck”, if you want, though. I can’t even pronounce those other two now. Must have a glottal stop or something.
If you don’t like the censorship, don’t even get close to PSN. You cannot say “grass”.
Thanks for the tip. But how can you properly trash-talk people when you have to say stuff like, “Your ash is grash?” I think I’m starting to develop a lisp.
M*urderer. This sounds like a much more interesting weekend than I’m really having…
And I thought our zip-tie door-handle was bad!
Laugh all you want. This is actually a test prototype for the next generation of Government Motors cars.
In case of fire…
Well I dunno what to tell you.
What an amazing idea. This will allow the Amish to own a car without them having to ditch their rituals!
Beats going in through the window.
Better than finding a hooked hand hanging there in the morning. Bwah-hah-hah!
Toilet Roll, say no more LOL