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Favorite Comment: Fixer Gumnos says, “Hello ladies. Look at your fan, now back at me, now back at your fan, now back to me. Sadly, it isn’t me, but if you stop using ladies scented body wash and switch to Old Spice, it could smell like he me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your fan could smell like. What in your hand, back at me. I have an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look at it again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your fan smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse.”
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Now that is being frugal in a smart way. Why wear deodorant when you can just make your room smell like deodorant? And that room freshener is still good. Ooooh, all those manly chemical-smells make me so hot!
As much as I like Old Spice (cheap and doesn’t smell like horse urine), I wouldn’t want my house to smell like it.
Suppose this guy’s house already smells like horse urine ( but let’s not speculate as to why that would be). Old Spice sounds pretty appealing right about now, doesn’t it?
It’s all fine, as long as the gerbil in the vacuum is still alive.
I nominate this one for best comment. It made me choke on my drink.
.. because choking to death on your drink is always a fine way to die.
*This message brought to you by the national association of bartenders, who remind you that any day is a good day to drink yourself to death.
Well, I guess bars and restaurants do need to keep customer turnover going if they want to make any money… I just always thought they’d want you to come back again some time. Probably a lot of waiters hope certain people choke to death on their entrees, too, come to think of it.
Haha, good ol’ waldo…
*noogie*
And how else is the person supposed to deal with the stench of the body parts in the black cello bag until he can get rid of them? This guy cleverly avoided using any Axe (well…other than the initial one) as it would have drawn too much attention from the ladies.
Just hoping this will create an odor that can pass as dirty gym clothes until nightfall. This is only the limbs, though; more respectfully, the head and torso have a swanky ceiling fan and a perfume atomizer going for them.
He could use the mailbox/trash can combo to get rid of the rest of the organs.
What if it was the kind of Axe that only attracts sick and dying cats?
That’s why the ladies keep noticing him. I mean, how could you NOT with that parade coming down the street? Before you know it, cops are starting to notice you, too, thanks to the all the sick cats, and the ladies calling 911 everywhere he goes on the cats’ behalf. Some products just bring on unwanted attention that way, I guess. Might as well be wearing catnip underwear, with that stuff on.
They have to refresh their dorm room some how after coming in smelling like cheap beer.
You can buy things that plug in an outlet that do this but they are only a few watts–this high-power device is for a serious odor problem.
Judging by the rest of the photo (and my dating experience), this guy has a serious odor problem.
*nods in agreement*
The signs are all there. Especially noteworthy is the way he equates an air freshener with a stick of deodorant, the way they’re taped up together that way. Clueless…
I tried to get the word “way” in there again, but I couldn’t find a way.
No way!
(PS – I agree with others on not using both together. Those pop-up “air fresheners” are nasty!)
The furniture and painted cinder block walls looks like a dorm room. Male dorm rooms and odor problems go together like…
well…
male dorm rooms and odor problems.
Look at that bedspread. 1993 called, they want their paisley back.
/totally had a paisley bedspread….
Of course you did. It was the only pattern they sold in 1993! Well, that or plaid flannel.
You know how when you sniff deodorant it will either smell like what it is or your armpit?
Hello ladies. Look at your fan, now back at me, now back at your fan, now back to me. Sadly, it isn’t me, but if you stop using ladies scented body wash and switch to Old Spice, it could smell like he me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your fan could smell like. What in your hand, back at me. I have an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look at it again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your fan smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I on a horse.
You can have all my internets for this one!
WIN.
Gumnos! You just made my Old Spice dreams come true! I LOVE that commercial!!!!! But I’ve only seen it twice in a 30 minute period, (with my husband, sweet) but my daughters haven’t seen it, so we can’t quote it and laugh about it yet. Thanks for making my day.
You win the internet, good sir. Treat her well.
Well played!
A+. I flew in an extra load of internets via ROFLcopter, just for you!
Does not smell like Teen Sprirt
I was always bewildered that Teen Spirit didn’t smell more like sweaty gym clothes, and possibly pot. Or at least, that’s what Nirvana would lead me to believe.
Now, don’t you feel stupid? And contagious?
A mosquito? My libido?
With the lights out, it’s less dangerous.
No no no! You’re doing it wrong! It’s supposed to dry AFTER it’s on your arm!
Judging by the looks of the wardrobe, the bedspread, and the twin bed that is half of a bunk bed pair, I’m guessing this is a military barracks somewhere. It all looks too familiar. Someday, there will be an inspection… and hell to pay for poor hygiene habits.
I don’t think a military barrack.
My money is on a college dorm. Which would explain a lot of things…
its a Marine Corps barrack, I can tell by the furniture. I put air fresheners in the air duct so no one can see it. Having a really good smelling room it a must when it comes to inspections. If your room stinks, AUTOMATIC FAIL!
Dorm. The walls and furniture exactly match my college dorms. And remembering some of the people I went to school with (including one of my suitemates), I have to applaud even a misguided attempt. Much nicer than walking into the room and having the body funk bowl you over.
I agree, College Dorm, and the its not him that smells, its the pot he just smoked.
Opps.. time for the RA’s “Fire Inspection”
Lol thats what I was thinking… I used dryer sheets taped over the fan though.
Anyways, he sure found a great way to “(Old)spice” up that old air freshener. He really made this whole odour problem feel like a (Fer)breeze. I’m “Glad” he did. I’d like to “Axe” him where he got the idea.
As long as he doesn’t *Ly sol*ely to his girlfriend about his cleanliness!
Ho! It’s a kludge from Mr. Clean!
Billy found another way to sleep in even later before class. Instead of wasting precious minutes in the shower, dousing himself in body spray, or even putting on deodorant, he just rolls out of bed, stands in front of the man-fan, and then he’s off to Geography 101! (By the way, he’s very “popular” with the ladies!)
“Man-fan”. *backs away slowly*
“I stink, therefore I fan.”
The slings and arrows of outrageous odours,
Or to take underarms against a sea of troubles.
Someone just missed the part about “apply directly…”
I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said “remove cap and push up bottom.”
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.
You can always swap it out from time to time for one of those ice-cream push-ups my friends and I used to buy at the gas station as kids. Cool and soothing and still smells like strawberry… at least at first.
That furniture looks just like that stuff my college dorm had. So assuming this is a male’s dorm room, that’s probably a pretty big improvement on the smell
The tape on the room freshener is stuck to the cellophane wrapper which is removable.
Why waste that last little bit of deodorant you can’t roll on?
When you use the cheap stuff, you gotta mix n’ match to stay original. — “Ooh, Bobby! What’s that cologne you’re wearing?” “It’s something I created myself. I call it ‘Spice Wick’.”
From a technical point to veiw, it’s not a bad kludge. Not a great one either.
For one thing, the air freshener will work fine by itself; it doesn’t need to be heated.
For another this is possibly a potential fire hazard: If someone leaves that sapce heater on for too long on too high a setting, they could melt the plastic casing on both the air freshener and the deodorant and start fire unless there’s nothing combustible underneath.
I therefore nominate this kludge for the Burning Down The House category of the Darwin Awards.
This is the cheap man’s Febreeze.
( Chicago in January, outside temperature: 18F )
Girl: -”Of course we can have sex, but can you freshen up first?”.
Boy: -”Freshen up… freshen up!? Where is the god damn shampoo and deodorant? #@!** …I left the gym bag in the car !!”
I am a fan of deodorants.
I am a fan of ventilation.
Sadly, fans like you and me, tend to come up with kludges like this.
Yay, now the room smells like a high school locker room.
“Hello ladies, look at your fan, now back to me, now look at your fan, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me but if he started using Old Spice, he could smell like me…I’m on a horse”
Say good bye to the cello, the heater is going to kill the wood. Good thinking Grover.
I had the exact same dorm room at Drexel University right down to the bed post that you put a little rod in and they become bunk beds. Not saying it’s taken there, just that there is a generic dorm furniture catalogue probably.
Fragrance lasts for up to 30 days and 1 shower!
The way to get college boy out of your room is certainly not to fill the room with the smell of Old Spice. There are few fragrances less feminine.
No girl would have that air freshener or deodorant, and probably not that bedspread, either. I could see a guy having that bedspread, which was a hand-me-down from some relative. *Obviously,* parents are coming to visit, so the bedspread’s out from it’s usual storage place under the bed (hides the stains on the sheets, which never get washed), and the vacuum is one that they loan out in the dorm lobby. If you needed to hide girls’ shoes, where else would you put them? Anyway, a girl would have more stuff in that drawer, and I doubt it would be shoes.
That is a dead give away. The decaying body is in the closet.
i believe the old spice is installed on the intake side of the odor eliminating device. FAIL
lol 10-10 why dosent everybody do that omg such a good idea really