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Favorite Comment: Fixer TheMajesticYak says, “Although troubled with early problems in the balance and stability subroutines, the WALL-E engineers saw promise in their initial design.”
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The Steve-O signature series of thrash cans. Helmet and thong sold seperately. Awesome.
I can definitelty see this one in Jackass. Get in head first, get pushed down the steep hill, while your friends throw large bags of trash at your balls. No helmet, though. Unless it is thrown at your balls.
was thinking of putting the neighbour kids in it and see how fast it rolls down the hill
Didn’t jackass do this already?
Don’t know about jackass, but I did something similar.
A wheeled trash can, a really long slide in the schoolyard.
Two flips, cops showed up, jumped the fence, ripped my vest, broke a tooth.
*Sigh* My kids will be so proud when I tell them
Either way, a jackass done did it, agreed?
Makes you wonder if there is a dumpster Racecar somewhere.
Makes me wonder what happened to the rest of this skater, after his unfortunate, er…accident. When the mob wants to “talk,” let it be a lesson to us all that you can’t outrun them this way. Perhaps the trashcan will provide the clue we’ve been looking for?
Terrence the Trash Can wondered how he could pick up other guy trash cans without being too forward; then, he thought of a way he could give the subtle hint.
It’s kind of like going to h*** in a handbasket, but instead of a handbasket, it’s a wheeled trashcan, and instead of h*** its the Emergency Room.
[the ER] …which IS h*** for most people!
What is all this? You can say “help” in here.
Just trying to help.
Here we see that the elderly alpha male has attached his trophies to his ashcan. Eased of it’s burden, he will extend his time of dominance. The young male will learn caution, and will not soon return to the disputed territory. Eventually the circle will turn… but not today. And life goes on in the Serengeti suburbs.
Recycling and ease of use — I like it!
Insults heard during the trash can inline skating competition:
“I refuse to let you win.”
“You stink!”
“You not faster than me ’cause I’ll be haulin’ ash. So eat my dust, fool!”
“Smell you later.”
“You’re as worthless as the garbage you’re carrying.”
“Prepare to be swept under the rug.”
“Your momma was a dumptruck!”
“Time to take out the trash.”
“The hospital called. They want their used baby diaper bin back.”
“I’m gonna’ mop the floor with you.”
“You skate as horrible as you smell.”
“If you think you’re going to win, you’re full of crap!”
Sounds like someone needs to wash out their mouth with soap. And then wash their…every elsewhere. I bet Mike Rowe can think of hundreds of these!
The Olympics is on my mind, and as the MST3K guys once pointed out in the “Sidehackers” episode (:D), if you want to help name maneuvers in a new sport, you’ve gotta get in early. Skateboarding and snowboarding have tricks with names like “Ground Beef,” “McTwist,” and “The TV Stand,” which commentators can say without the slightest trace of irony.
That kind of thing doesn’t happen in here a lot, so here’s the task—explain the rules of this new game, or name a maneuver and describe:
Well, off to a great start: *Olympics are*…
Well, Skatecanning is a difficult sport, and since there’s no way to change directions it requires nerves of steel. I’m not sure of the flatland variety, but the halfpipe event consists of an entry-ramp, then a direct-line ascent up the other side of the pipe. The pioneers of this sport (Sesame Street’s the Grouch, for example) felt that it was an heroic enough feat to land fakie and roll back and forth until momentum ran out, with points added for the length of time that the skatecanner stayed upright; but skatecanners have gotten more and more daring, rotating 180 degrees to land in the “regular” position at every ascent.
Sorry: this manoeuvre is called the “Laundromat.”
It’s done in other formerly-called “extreme” sports, so it’s only inevitable that someone will perform a can can.
It’s trash…
TO THE EXTREME!!!!
I suppose this would really improve your score in the barrel roll.
R2D2′s cousin, T4C4. By the looks of it he’s probably too drunk to stand up straight.
The other trashcans with skateboards taunted him, then kicked his can up and down the street.
Boxcar racing just sank to a whole new level.
Although troubled with early problems in the balance and stability subroutines, the WALL-E engineers saw promise in their initial design.
I thought the trash-can was mounted several metres off the ground and that skaters would have to do a high-jump and 180 to get their trash into the can.
This proves it. There is way too much trash-talk in roller derby.
I paid so much for these skates, I hate to just throw them out. There’s gotta be something I can do with them. Ahhhhh, I got it!
ha! that’s exactly what happened. my grandfather was the one who came up with the idea though.
Just wait until you see the outhouse with the hanglider on it.
Don’t give these people ideas.
Ah! I see you’ve tracked down the Green-screen standin model for R2D2 from the Star Wars prequels.
Does it come with the spraypainted tongs nailed to a fencepost they used for C3PO? If it did, I’ll be quite happy to buy them off you for a tidy sum.
After economic difficulties forced Oscar to let Bruno go, the grouch was forced to find alternative means of transportation.