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Favorite Comment: Fixer ReverendTed says, “Of course, the Road Runner won’t have any problems at all loading his laundry into one, befuddling ol’ Wile E. Coyote.”
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I like how the washers are in different phases of their cycle.
So I have to make sure I don’t use one at the wrong time of the month? Ugh.
The potential washers do look sort of embryonic. Know your cycles, ladies.
I wonder how many idiots will try to use the faux washers/dryers and then get disgruntled because they can’t . . . .
This is simply trippy.. WTF!
I’m actually disappointed. What’s the point in taking acid and watching the dryer if it doesn’t rotate?
I think the point of dropping acid would be so the dryers do rotate. And melt. And morph into other objects.
Well, if you had dropped acid before looking at them, you wouldn’t have posted that.
You would have spent the next hour staring in amazement at both sets of washers, and would have visual hallucinations of the sounds of the other dryers spinning turning into vivid colors, swirling through the room. Finally, when someone walks up to you and says “hey kid, are you ok? You’ve been standing there staring at the wall for hours”, you would have thought it was the funniest thing you ever hear, laughed until you cried, and then run out the door to follow the dragon you just saw run down the street. Hopefully your friends are with you, so they can tell you later about the city bus you chased 10 blocks while screaming “Hey dragon! Slow down dragon!”, and when it finally stopped, you freaked out when it opened it’s “mouth”, which was actually just the door.
Ya… it’s amazing what the world can become, when your perception of reality changes just a little bit.
The young entrepreneur had high hopes for the laundromat that took all of his savings to purchase. When over half of his equipment failed, however, he had no money left for repairs. The business quickly became a wash.
Challenge: What is the moral of this story?
I think his laundry business was just a facade, and was actually a money-laundering operation.
Hmm. Possible morals:
Don’t put all your laundry in one basket?
Don’t tell your bank loan officer to not get his knickers in a knot?
Throw in the towel?
Fold and move on to more pressing matters?
A good inquiry should iron out the unanswered questions.
He who does not learn to SURF the TIDE of a declined economy of our ERA with good CHEER will be taken to the cleaners.
Even if you can Wisk up a Fab idea like opening a laundromat, sometimes even the Purex of heart run All out of steam if they go about it by the wrong Method? Some days are more Downy than others, but don’t worry, you’ll Bounce back one day?
Cleanliness is next to Bosch-less-ness?
That stain’ll come out tomorrow. ♪♫
Bet your roll of quarters
that tomorrow
There’s be Sun.
Just thinkin’ about pre-treating
Clears away the grass stains
and the skidmarks
‘Til there’s none
When my laundry’s way
too gray
and grody
I just torch a doob
And grin
And say
That stain’ll come out tomorrow
So just wait until tomorrow
Not today
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I’ll finish tomorrow
There’s always
A-no-ther Daaaaaaaaaaaaay ♪♫
You’re all wet if you think there are dryer days ahead?
Well, it looks like this kludge…
*sunglasses*
…is all washed up.
inb4thewho
So THAT’S how dry cleaning works.
Then I don’t want to see their version of a wet bar.
Too late– and I think the beer’s already chilling in the washer.
This is where I go to wash my fantasy football league uniform
hilarious.
I hate waiting in line behind the mimes.
I hate waiting in mine behind the limes.
*Wait, what?*
First reading didn’t go so well, here.
At least you won’t get black lung AND scurvy?
Virtual Washers – it’s what’s new in laundromats.
The sad part is that they ran out of money before they could buy the paint for the buttons…
The Aperture Science Clothes Cleaning Device are able to create a portal, much like the Aperture Science Hand Held Portal Device. However, these portals are for putting clothes in, not people.
Potential Side effects of a person going through an Aperture Science Clothes Cleaning Device’s portal are as follows:
Burning, loss of teeth, Smiling evilly, singing ABC’s, death, and regardless of side effects, a bad marking on your employee report.
This was a triumph.
That’s taking the mysterious disappearing sock phenomenon to a whole new level.
I always though it was laundry gnomes.
Portals, porticos, pot holes. I do not care. Just want my socks back.
Of course, the Road Runner won’t have any problems at all loading his laundry into one, befuddling ol’ Wile E. Coyote.
So much win! This is much funnier than any Portal reference…
And if poor old Wile E. does take off his fur suit and put it in there, he will not get it back. Wile E. will spend the rest of the cartoon in long-johns, being further taunted by the spiffy-clean Roadrunner as they become soiled and singed. I hated that bird. I always hoped the coyote got him.
THE CAKE IS A LIE.
No it’s not, it’s delicious.
I don’t get the title. >_>
It’s just a reflection in the functional washers. The painted “washers” are amusing though. Hardly looks like portals to me.
*sigh*
you are not thinking with portals.
On the upside, you’re sure to get some cake.
Blah failed to triumph.
I’m making a note here: ‘Not impressed’.
It’s hard to overstate my dissastisfaction.
+1 Dogmeat. Hilariously awesome.
Perhaps you’d like a job with Black Mesa?
That was a April Fools Job posting, Haha, Fat Chance you’ll actually get a job there.
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Welcome to the Les Nesman Laundromat!
These are where dryers will someday be.
OOOOOOHHHHHHH!
Before or after the turkey drop?
I think just after is probably when he realized there was a sudden, widespread need to do some laundry all across the city.
The washer is a lie.
(sorry, with that title to the post, it had to be said)
This is virtually the largest laundromat in town.
Bravo.
My guess is the ones on the right were drawn with a Magic Marker.
Or by Harold and his purple crayon.
I still LOVE Harold!
He’s still in print. I don’t know about Large Print, though.
Unless you mean you are closer to 6 than 60? Harold’s been around a long time, after all.
Someone really needs to increase their detail draw distance.
I dont understand how this relates to portal!
The cake is a brownie
A shameful example of just how far we have yet to go in this country to achieve equality. Unseen are the signs above these washers. On the right, over the real washers, the sign reads “NORMAL.” Above the faux washers, (in the back of course,) the sign reads “MIMES ONLY,” where persucuted, clown-faced mimes wearily load imaginary clothes from imaginary baskets into imaginary washers.
I, for one will be glad when we no longer tolerate segregated laundry mats in this country.
Texas Dan, sorry, didn’t see your original post. BTW I actually hate mimes as much as anyone!
Yes, I’m a blatant mimist!
Mimes are no different than you our I. They care whether their dryers are hot just like the next guy– but they can’t whine about it. Did you think when they made those hand-prints that they were trying to get out of a one-sided invisible box?!?
Yes, but you will notice that the handprints are from the INSIDE window of the dryer…Stupid mime.
The most awesome thing about this site is probably the jokes/references/puns in the picture titles, a lot of pictures aren’t really funny without them and most of the time those crack me up way more than the pictures themselves anyway XD
Portals ftw
the dryers on the left are slower and hold fewer clothes but they require zero maintenance and have zero running costs. It’s a question of pros and cons
All new: The Yin-Yang-Washers! Washing more yin or more yang out of your laundry just as you like!
Contrary to what you have read or heard and been persuaded to believe, there are some situations where having an online art degree can’t truly help you.
What a way to make the whole place look a little roomier.
haha this is hilarious xD I’d like to find this place, sit there and just look at it and see in person how amusing it is xP
I’m guessing this is an attempt to avoid graffiti?
Hey, I was just playing Portal…
Quick Holly put the Spike of Destiny BACK!!!!
Those are dryers, not washers, and they are in Pampa, TX. Actually, it’s a rather nice, clean laundrette. (If you’d like to see a real fail, try the “laundrette” in Shamrock, TX, which smells like a sewer during every rinse cycle, and which has about two working dryers.)
There are two more real, functioning dryers on the other side of the ones above (out of the left frame of the photo). Personally, I think a mural always does something nice for a public space, but that’s just me. =)
I don’t get it. It’s fake washers. Nothing funny about that.
Aaand it turns out teletype doesn’t work.
Part laundromat, part avant garde art museum…where else can you observe the life of a cell AND wash your unmentionables?
these are not epic fails:) these are failed fails