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Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Of all the foreheads in all the accidents in all the world, the phone had to lodge into mine.”
The Puns Continue: Fixer kc/cc says, “Sadly, the accident has also left you unable to speak without using Bogart-related quotes:
To the children: “Here’s lookin’ at you, kids.”
Bewildered Children: “What the heck does THAT mean??”
In romantic tones, when needing to take out the trash: “We’ll always have garbage.”
Garbage collector: *eyeroll*
To the parakeet: “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Tweety?”
Tweety: “Nevermore.”
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Hope it doesn´t have an airbag ….
I’m sure it doesn’t. Obviously the word “AIRBAG” that is imprinted on the steering wheel just below the phone is only there to fool the federal regulators that require an airbag in all cars built since 1998.
*Broadcaster Voice* In other news. A man suffers fatal injury during a fender bender as his Blackberry was found lodged in his skull. Apparently the device was duck taped to the steering wheel and became a projectile when the safety airbag was deployed.
that’s a nokia…..
Better hope you airbag doesn’t go off or you’ll need that GPS to find the phone lodged in your skull.
Everything was working fine until that leeetle fenderbender. Then the airbag deployed and the Nokia got lodged in his left eyesocket. Now he’s like the first generation terminator, the TRS-80 model.
Listen and understand. The microcomputer is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop…ever…until your program is completed.
*Nokia tune plays* (followed by screaming and explosions)
Tandynet must be stopped, John!
Texting while driving fail LOL
He thinks he can bypass the law by taping it onto the wheel.
Or maybe he was trying to have both hands on the wheel and talk on the phone.
GPS recognition fail.
i has a trs 80! oh crap i must be old to even know what that is
On OS crash, the map is back-up into memory.
On car crash, the map is back-up into your brain!
Does the display rotates if you steer?
The ENS: the Everlost Navigation system!
I’m pretty sure you would *want* the display to rotate when the wheel turns. I can’t imagine an upside down map being much use.
What? The display rotating means it *will* be upside down when the wheel turns.
when the wheel turns it will fall down anyway…
To be sure, the display will be in the driver’s lap with the wheel turns.
Did this years ago, but mine was on a pivot so it always stayed right way up. Called it “Rotator-Locator”. Never had an airbag, so no problem.
Yeah that air bag. That GPS would get installed in the persons chest if it ever popped.
Something in my mind relating a pace maker to a gps doesn’t work out so funny.
iPhone as Pacemaker? There’s an app for that.
Red Green would be proud.
Go duct tape!
Whenever the owner goes to blow the horn, there is a pleasant female voice saying, “Don’t touch me there, pervert!”
“Turn left in 0.2 miles…
Turn left in 500 feet…
Turn left n– whoa whoa whoa WHOA!!”
“Aaahhhhh!!!!” [regains composure] “Ahem. Recalculating…”
Let’s keep it clean, KC.
Ew.
Sorry, there’s no way to make this funny. I happen to know that airbag comes out at 200 mph. It has the potential to remove their head from their body.
Car looks old enough to be a first generation air bag. Second gen deployed at about 150, which really isn’t much of an improvement when electronics are about to cave in your head.
Of all the foreheads in all the accidents in all the world, the phone had to lodge into mine.
Sadly, the accident has also left you unable to speak without using Bogart-related quotes:
To the children: “Here’s lookin’ at you, kids.”
Bewildered Children: “What the heck does THAT mean??”
In romantic tones, when needing to take out the trash: “We’ll always have garbage.”
Garbage collector: *eyeroll*
To the parakeet: “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Tweety?”
Tweety: “Nevermore.”
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give directions.
Ugh, if you’re replying to Bogart you have to go with, “Directions? We don’t need no stinking directions!”
“”To duct tape! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
yeah, I don’t think tilt wheel is the worst of this guy’s worries. The phone being propelled at his face by the airbag is far worse. I also shake my head when I see someone in the passenger seat with their feet up on the dash. Nice legs… until they get broken by the airbag…
I know it says Nokia but when that airbag deploys, it’ll be an Eye Phone.
This is terrible!
Terribly good, yeah.
When the Airbag deploys, is that what you call a headphone?
That spells aikoN on a forehead.
That potential cellphone-in-the-cerebellum concerns me. Obviously the tape should also be wrapped around the airbag cover to keep it safely in place on the wheel. Can’t be too careful, y’know.
Take two asprins and call a good lawyer.
Wait for the airbag. Push mail gets a different meaning.
It would be more fun if he/she taped Nintendo wii controller, load up Mario Kart, and drive on empty farm field… Damn, I have got to try this sometimes…
Duct tape is good for everything.
That ominous red light on the dashboard could be ANYTHING.
It looks to me like a bag made out of duct tape in which the phone sits, rather than the phone being duct taped to the wheel. In which case, won’t the phone just drop out when he makes that upcoming 90 degree left?
This one is not thought through on so many levels.
Solution: make realllllly slow turns
Great idea, until a frontal collision causes the airbag to deploy and force that phone through the driver’s skull…
“In 200 feet, please make U-turn”…”Dammit! Honey, hand me the duct tape again.”
I’m sorry… when I look at this, all i can think is “EGADS!! I hope they make a duct tape pocket and that the tape isn’t stuck to the phone!!!!”
Cuz once you get duct tape goo on something, its never the same again…
Ah, yes, the duct tape goo problem. Goo Gone can’t be good for the keypad…
A picture of one of the earliest, dramatically unsuccessful experimental attempts to implant electronics into the human head.
This is not cool at all. Turn the steering wheel topside down and than take the photo.
If you have an accident we’ll give you a free electronic implant device!