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subaru forester?
Nissan Leaf.
No. My ’76 Celica.
It looks like the hood is sticking.
I know how to jump start a car! Quit barking orders at me!
The hood may not weigh as much as the Mercury of my mother’s that I just changed the lift supports in, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this looks pretty dangerous. The broken piece on the opposite side has fallen. The hood could fall and cause someone to lose a limb. Forget this. I’m leaving.
It’ll grow on you.
Nice effort, and I know the economy’s affecting us all, but a bit of advice: if you leave the hood down, the engine will stay warm longer, and it’ll be a lot easier to trap whatever happens by for dinner in there that way.
If below freezing, please rap on hood with hand before engaging starter elements. My cat woman would be pleased.
Your cat woman? No wonder you can’t stop talking about Alfred and the bats. Me-OW!
if you want a big trunk you are going to have to live with a few branches
You know what they say: big trunk, big… elephant?
The internet is not a big truck
It’s a series of tubes!
You know you’re in trouble when the mechanic has to use a divining rod to find your radiator leak.
This must be one of those hybrid SUVs I have heard so much about. I’m all for going green. However, I think the reason the owner’s engine is running rough is because it could use a little pruning.
Going green!
Sorry Dogmeat! I didn’t see your post.
S’ok. I accidentally did something similar to kc/cc a few pics ago.
Shake it off, you guys. It’s only a game!
Most people like to grow plants in clay or plastic planters, but whatever.
The stick is just being used to prop the hood open.
So you’re saying it’s not real, it’s just a prop?
That kludge just isn’t real!
This hood has just been propped!
Never laugh on the interwebs
It’s all been photosh… *explosion*
So. It’s an artificial biological component of what make and model?
Don’t worry boringTroll, I know you meant well. Someone has to bring us back into reality every now and again.
WHAT IS REALITY?
It’s, like, when you own a house.
These are state-of-the-art leaf springs…
Best yet!
That new leaf spring doesn’t look like it’s going to stick around long.
Green technology has arrived. I just hope this car isn’t powered by natural human gas…
Son, did you go out drinking with your friends last night and joy riding my car through the woods again? — Uh, no dad.
He can’t explain the hay in the tailpipe, either.
Now that’s what I call a sticky situation!
*audience laughs*
*audience laughs**crickets*Fixed.
Canned laughter AND crickets. Heheh, I love these old comedy sketches. And a-WAY we go!
*munching popcorn*
*turning up volume*
at least YOU understood my reference.
Mostly I think we should all just sit back and laugh at each other. Life’s just easier that way. But Anna is generally quick to edit around here, and I imagine no attempt at bringing one’s own audience has ever gotten past. It’s sort of like watching Zorro, really: fancy, lightning-fast, precision sword work. Fascinating. Let’s try an experiment and see what happens:
*audience applauds*
“Uh…Would you mind turning the lights off when you’re done up there?”
*janitor leans broom against wall and puts on his jacket*
Special thanks to dono 1, for his help in this investigation. While this has not entirely been a scientific experiment, I believe we all may conclude that “B.Y.O. Audience” is, indeed, one of the fastest means of drawing TIFI hecklers. Also, I must say that I have been wanting to thank dono 1 for calling attention to the way Alfred E. Neuman very much resembles David Letterman. After all these years, the likeness is still quite remarkable!
Good night, folks!
*credits roll*
I understood the reference. sticky. har.
Pointing out a pun is one thing, but further emphasis on what was pretty weak will bring on the heckling. Thus, instead of applause, the crowd was so quiet, you could hear the crickets chirping.
At least they’re Eco friendly, lol.
It’s weird though,it’s normally willows that grow in car engines.
Willy was tired of having his battery stolen on a near weekly basis.
Ah, but Willy is not one to be trifled with. He purchased a shiny new battery at the local Wal-Mart and placed it in his car, propping open the hood with a stick to lure the unsuspecting thief. Unseen, however was the long string leading to Willy’s apartment, where he lies in wait to bring the hood crashing down on the would-be battery bandit’s head.
Pardon, but you mipspledded Wile E. as Willy. And he got the battery from Acme.
Go to the Apex of your class.
Wile I. enjoyed the somewhat Freudian tale of the stick and Willy, who would not be trifled with, now I realize how the world is full of blatant mipsleddings. Thanks, everyone!
Gives new meaning to shade-tree mechanics.
Looks like a piece of dogwood – you can tell by its bark.
Shade tree mechanic?
That Ent is going to want his finger back soon.
I’m pretty sure this isn’t what said Ent had in mind when he was asked if he could give him a hand.
Now thats a green solution, i must say!
Good to see a truely eco-friendly car.
Nice try but no carbon credits for you!
I said leaf it alone, and I mean it!
I had a friend who drove an old El Camino. One day it made a loud noise and started spewing steam. Her boyfriend jumped out of the truck, looked under the hood, and saw a fair-sized hole in the block. He looked around in panic, grabbed a tree branch from the ground, and jammed it into the hole. Amazingly enough, it fit perfectly, and the heat and steam caused it to swell up and seal the hole entirely.
She managed to drive it like that, with the branch sticking out of the engine, for several months before the branch came loose and she had to have it towed to the junkyard.
sorry, i can’t drive stick!