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Favorite Comment: Fixer Sarge says, “Oh man, don’t let those lawsuit-happy sons of bitches from the RIAA see that or they will sue your ass off. Don’t you know that pirated desks account for a huge share of lost profits for the desk authoring industry?
Remember: Every time you pirate a desk, the RIAA kills a kitten.”
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This must be Peggy’s cubicle.
I thought it must belong to the one-legged Asian secretary, Irene.
It used to be her desk, but they let her go because she kept falling down on the job. For a few months, the desk was also used by the summer intern, Tim Burr.
Tim supplemented his meager intern’s salary with a night job–he was a waiter at IHOP.
(@ Stump Beefgnaw–
Not to interrupt the flow here, but I am suddenly considering going by the name “Gristle McThornbody!” or something. Space Mutiny FTW!)
This desk was just fine until Saul came along.
He works in the maintenance department with Zippy.
This looks more like Buster’s work.
Woody was fit to be tied when he saw the quarterly earnings report and became determined to get a leg up on the competition.
Man, not only did you beat me to that joke, but everyone who replied beat me to all the other ones. Hahahaha
The desk belonged to Eileen and when she got promoted Peggy moved in and fixed it.
From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.
prolly a silly question, but why was one leg shorter in the first place? steel eating rabbits?
They needed the fancy look of Crome in the glass case in the front room.
The Killer Rabbit’s lesser-known cousins.
You gotta watch out for those ferrovore rabbits!
It’s just a rabbit! How dangerous can it be?
When 5 inches of your tables metal leg rusts away you might wanna look into the environment you’re working in.
( Or you can just fix it with a kludge. It could be the case that someone just stole a part of the leg )
“Dang! I just spilled a bunch of that 72% HF acid on the table leg again!”
I would just saw off the other three legs myself..
So am I to understand that you would prefer your desk to be a low writer?
That way he can write short stories.
It’s the only way the company could give him a raise.
the wall is probably providing more support than the kludged leg. this is a real optical contusion…. it just plain hurts to look at.
I agree. If weight is put on that corner, the wood piece will slip. Duct tape would help.
ps – at first I read “optical concussion”
I once new a workdesk with a wooden leg named Smith.
Why was the wooden leg named Smith?
what was the name of his other leg?
“I once
newknew aworkdeskwork desk with a wooden leg named Smith.”You’re welcome.
“Lost this in a tussle with the Great White Stapler, so I did, cully.”
And thus it came to be, that after the loving care from Ebenezer Scrooge Tiny did did grow….. to get a mind numbing job in a soulless office in a cruel uncaring world. God bless us, everyone.
NOW if you look close enough it is a temporary fix. I’m sure someone has ordered the replacement leg and it’s forever on back order, or should I say they are waiting for it from overseas?
Sadly, this desk belongs to the guy who balances the books.
Paige is in charge of the company’s files and bookkeeping, I believe. Max reports profits to the shareholders, but Minnie’s usually more accurate than he is.
Pirates’ weapons of choice: zip ties, blue painters’ tape. Be ye ready to surrender, matey?
ARGH! MATEY! Me and Me Matey, Peg-Leg Mc’OfficeTable be sailing da seven seas!
What we don’t see is the leg part being used on a kluged together desk that’s made out of. Wood, zipps, hangers, extension cords, and cardboard.
Sadly, the whole bottom drawer is full of gold doubloons. *grumble* Old eccentric billionaire businessmen…
@ stan, the desks come that way, and are supplied with different length adapters to custom set the height. I put enough of these together at my fathers store.
And to think that I bothered perfecting lashings in the Boy Scouts…
Say, good thing I got him a Home Depot card to fix things! Ha! Ha!
Got Wood?
Get away from there, stick! Wall is holding that already.
If you stay there we’ll get beavers.