Submitted by: Pinho via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Look all you want, ladies, but this fine specimen of a man has already chosen a lucky woman for his bride. Even as we speak, he is in the process of netting her with his shirt while she stands oblivious in front of an ATM. Within moments her head will swoon from his rugged chloroform aftershave as he embraces her with his sinewed physique. Then, she’ll be whisked away to what will surely be a lifetime of bliss.”
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Obviously, he is just using his shirt to block the sunlight from making a glare on the screen.
Not funny at all.
while your explanation makes sense i would like the point out that there is obvioulsy a camera pointed at an atm while it is in use. i dont know about you but i would probably cover the screen as well.
Frequently it’s inside the ATM itself.
I find that using my hand to block the glare on the screen works nicely.
Wish he’d brought along an extra shirt in anticipation of this moment, then. Or a blanket, a towel, a handkerchief… anything that would cast a shadow would do. Golf umbrella… Peter Pan…
He’s probably just shading the screen so she can see; the sun looks pretty bright!
Earlier that day, Curly used the same shirt on a mud puddle for the lady to cross.
No no no…that is just wrong.
Am I seeing things or is that girl in the poster by the trash can shirtless too?
Yes. My question is, why are things being served up on a tray?
Nothin’ like boobs served up on a silver platter!
Actually, I think the girl in the poster is throwing up.
Hmm. I certainly understand her hesitation to take that extra step toward the trash can.
On further inspection, I believe that poster girl is facing poster guy, her hands on his shoulders. She is rather a large girl, with very beefy arms and a lot of back fat. And he is holding a bag of garbage at her waist height. The poster is a reminder for passersby to use the trash receptacle placed next to them. If you are at all able to avert your eyes from this pair, I believe you’ll find the nearest couple in the real world equally gaze-worthy, themselves a good reminder to not… Well, to not do a whole bunch of other stuff.
i agree, but shes still fat
I gotta believe this kludge is about reducing glare on the screen, not secrecy. Pretty funny though.
Some secrets really are meant to be kept, there, sir.
Some guys do everything to have an excuse to show of their newest tattoo!
where’s the kludge? all I see is a husband blocking the sun so his wife can see the screen. Stupid screens always have too much glare.
Honey, nobody wants to see your moobs, now put on that shirt before the Preacher sees us.
I didn’t have a paper bag…
He should put it on his own head if he’s going to walk around like that.
It’s more likely that he’s doing that to block the too-bright sun so that she can read the display.
I think it has less to do with entering the secret number, and more to do with her being able to read the screen. You know how monitors wash out in direct sunlight.
Exactly!
and i say its less about her reading the screen and more about trying to get some cash
Well, Big Brother is always watching.
Are we witnessing a robbery at the ATM? Looks like someone forgot to bring a pillowcase or something to throw over her head once she enters her PIN, so he’s improvising. Luckily, this image is burned into our brains, and we all can feel confident about identifying this guy from behind. Unfortunately, I feel some PTSD coming on from witnessing the whole thing. *shudder*
Whoops! You and I were on similar wavelengths, kc/cc. That will teach me to begin typing a comment, take care of a pressing matter, and then forget to refresh the page before I finish up and click the ‘add comment’ button.
Meh. Happens all the time. Fairly similar, not exactly the same. And, to tell you the truth, I almost did that to you over on “RUNS WELL” yesterday, re: punctuation. I think you beat me to it by about 4 seconds, and I canceled just in time to not write a little note myself.
“Chloroform aftershave” is a nice touch, btw. “Sinewed physique” is a stretch. Yeesh.
*shivers*
You’re all wrong. The man just lost his shirt to his bank and wish to deposite it at the ATM.
*applause* Very good, JB!!!
Thanks!
I have no problem with this, as long as Gramps don’t drop trou’.
Marvin’s arthritis doesn’t let him do that fast enough these days, but when she turns around, she’ll scream just the same. The old flasher’s still got a frightening effect up top, it turns out.
No. See, it’s the whole chivalry thing. There were no puddles around to lay his coat over for her. Such a gentleman… well, sorta.
This is what you get when you write your PIN number on the back of your shirt.
Look all you want, ladies, but this fine specimen of a man has already chosen a lucky woman for his bride. Even as we speak, he is in the process of netting her with his shirt while she stands oblivious in front of an ATM. Within moments her head will swoon from his rugged chloroform aftershave as he embraces her with his sinewed physique. Then, she’ll be whisked away to what will surely be a lifetime of bliss.
Awe…. what a gentleman
I agree!
Totally adorable.
I think the guy realized that someone was standing nearby with a camera!
Loud -” HENRY! WAS IT 4285? ”
Equally loud -” NO IT IS 4258! “
By the way, ahm, what – please – is a glory hole?
oh boy, here we go, this should be fun. I am 100% positive there is a name for it in …where ever it is you may be from. Anybody? Anybody?
Hey, it was a rhetorical question…
And the first time, I heard of it was in USA…
I´m from Germany (surprised?)
So what’s it called in German?
Of course there are no words for something like that in german!!!!
; D
Is it a american invention?
Your` re realy a kind of interesting bad(ness). For a girl…
1) Go to Google
2) Type “glory hole” into the search box
3) Hit enter
4) There. You just learned how to Google.
Are we sure this isn’t a voting booth in some third world country?
I couldn’t help it!! One look at this pic and I spontaneously started singing “Pants on the Ground”!!
Heh. Old people.—Butthead.
This is one of those strong-armed ATM robberies. He his hiding his face from the camera with his shirt, which begs the question: What is he using in place of his ‘finger’ on the gun’s trigger?
Its the Fonz putting the moves on a butterface.
Note to old men everywhere:
Keep your shirt on.
Literally.
Nobody wants to see what you body looks like. Not even you.
Serioiusly.
You best “hope (you) die before (you) get old” then .
Need sun relief? Try Flannel-Panel!
The dude just wanted an excuse to take off his shirt and flash his sexiness around.
I will be this guy when I grow up. His wife needs some help seeing the screen. He doesn’t care how he looks, he just improvises a way to help her. He is The Good Old Dude. Respeck.
who said that chivalry was dead?
It’s not quite, but you know it when you see it. It’s kind of old and resembles a plucked chicken in appearance.
Love is … never having to squint at the ATM screen. <3
I don’t have the heart to tell them, but for the past twenty minutes they’ve been trying to use their ATM card at the Blockbuster video drop box.
Okay, that one gave me a fit of the giggles. I can totally picture my mother doing that.
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If your wife is that ugly, it would be a lot easier to just put a brown paper grocery bag with two eye holes in it over her head.
IMO the joke is that the husband is covering the screen area from all possible onlookers… in order to hide the *secret* pin number! Real cute btw. Thanks for posting it
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so touching. come on…. how sweet. She can’t see what the hell she’s doing so he takes the shirt off his back to aid her. That’s adorable.
D’awwww!
If he’s still willing to take the shirt off his back for his woman…he’s still a keeper!
“Don’t look, Ethel!”
Thank you. This has been a test of the automatic age detector. If this were an actual emergency, those of you who recognized this cultural reference would probably be directed to report somewhere and then be made to do something useful.
…for the next three months until your retirement.
*snerk*
“After further review, the play stands. New England will be charged their final time out and a three dollar transaction fee.”
That Flasher is doing it wrong.
Bahahahahaha this is Bulgaria
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ahahahahhaha
Regardless the reason he’s doing it you have to admit that’s love right there.
I can just imagine how this conversation went: -Wife: “Honey, hold something up so no one sees the screen while I enter the PIN”
Husband: “I don’t have anything”
Wife:”well find something. ”
Husband: “what the heck do you want me to use, my shirt?!”
Wife: “yes.”
Husband: “I’m not doing that!”
Wife:” If you don’t hold something up for me, We’re not going to BINGO…”
and you can see who won this argument…
…and suddenly, we all had the same thought: Please God, let the shirt be enough shade!
True love…
and in winter ?
LOVELY COUPLE
Boobs on a plate LOL!