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Favorite Thread!: Fixer piku says, “Well if blatant lies are the theme…
“One lady owner, full service history”
Reply: Fixer Pat says, “Only drove it to church on Sunday.”
Completion: Fixer Ray says, “Oh, look, she’s left her hymn book in the glove compartment!”
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I think someone’s playing a joke here.
That’s an awful kludge; at least they could’ve used some proper jackstands.
It will be a pain to get rid of the text if you buy it.
Admiral Ackbar: It’s a trap!
LOL
Darn Jawas!!
These are not the car parts you’re looking for.
C-3PO: I’ve just about had enough of you. Go that way. You’ll be malfunctioning within a day, you near-sighted scrap pile. And don’t let me catch you following me begging for help because you won’t get it.
roflmaoX1,000,000!
Spelling error. Should be “For sale, RAN well”.
Actually, I was thinking the spelling error was that the ‘s’ was too far to the left…. should be “run swell”
Well if blatant lies are the theme…
“One lady owner, full service history”
“Only drove it to church on Sunday.”
Oh, look, she’s left her hymn book in the glove compartment!
HOLY GHOST BATMAN! It’s powered by faith and mothballs!
Ho! And then to the demolition derby!
Though haven’t been to church for some time!
Great bumper! New tinting! Must move due to new shipment coming in. Fully serviced with new wiper blades and oil change!
Oh, the heartbreak of outdated information.
I’m having a flashback to a formative childhood moment. I’d checked out a library book titled “Modern Whatnot” (I forget; household chemical recipes, I think) and spent several happy hours poring over it before following directions to “Ask your druggist for…” I can still remember the fellows on the phone saying in wonder, “That hasn’t been used medicinally in thirty years!” and “Son, do your folks know you’re mixing all this stuff together?”
I hated being mistaken for someone whose voice hadn’t broken. And in the innocence of my time of life, my first thought was “Why were they allowed to name it “Modern” when it’s not?
That’s how I learned about The Heartbreak Of Outdated Information – and began a lifelong habit of Checking The Copyright Date. Which was indeed thirty years out of date, and representative of the budget for such things in our sad little community.
Here are some others: Literate English (Note that “Runs Well” is grammatically correct), unusually formal typeface, and unusually nice production and binding (note that paint on the window was precisely applied and the words are nicely right-justified).
*Sigh* Children should not be so disillusioned before puberty. It’s just not right.
wat.
The sign was probably right when it was painted. The sign was probably painted a long time ago. Now the sign is wrong because things have changed. This happens to books, too.
You can strip parts off of books too?
When I was little I had a record player with a 1776 theme including sigs from the Founding Fathers. I grew up thinking that is what a signature was supposed to look like and to this day my signature is a huge overblown relic from the colonial era. At one time, it even had a flourish underneath.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
No error. Runs well – Flintstone-style.
My thoughts exactly – Runs Well. Pick it up, run with it… see?!
actually, it was meant to say “must run well”
Should’ve got the Carfax report.
Hillbilly yard Decoration
FTW!!
For some definitions of “runs” and “well”. In some alternate universe.
ruined well
*tsk tsk* Lack of proper punctuation has resulted in a horribly misleading message. The statements on the window WITH punctuation marks should read as follows:
FOR SALE!
RUNS? WELL…
RUN SWELL?????????
There has been a swell of running lately on this block. Mostly because you can’t take the car, if you want to go from A to B.
Is the spray paint laced with radium?
This belongs on hackedirl.com not here. Someone just spray painted the message on the husk of the car. If it were a real forsale ad, there would be contact information.
It already has good ground contact.
Uh, this belongs more on FAILBlog.
Environmental Friendly! 100% Emission free!
i would laugh if someone bought it
The message on the window could be a cleverly-crafted anagram. I have it narrowed down to the following 5 choices:
1) Self sworn allure
2) Owner lulls fears
3) Seller warns foul
4) Wolf learns rules
5) Walruses lorn elf
I am not entirely sold on the last two possibilities, though…or the car for that matter.
Nice! #5 may pass, if this is some kind of crappy movie publicity tie-in for Alice in Wonderland, and they overshoot the budget by too much.
#4, if this is what happened to some jerk’s car after he tried a little too much on a date, and her anger-management-problem of a brother found out about it.
I don’t know if that helps. Still need coffee this morning…
Surreal Lens Flow
Less Are Worn Full
Ruler Lesson Flaw
Swearers Fun Loll
Runs SOL Farewell
Awfulness Roller
Nurses Fall Lower
Safer Slower Null
Fear Worsens Lull
Funerals Sell Row
This guy missed his chance. He could have gotten $4500 for this during “Cash for Kludgers.”
the word “YABADABADOO” comes in mind
Hey, it may run VERY well, in actuality. The engine may run beautifully. It didn’t say the car would go anywhere though!!!
Larry, I told you to park the car in garage overnight. You know we live in a bad neighborhood.
Yo dawg, I heard you like lowriding so we took the wheels of yo car so you can lowride while you lowride.
Please surrender your internets at the front desk.
You can’t believe everything you see spray painted on a car windshield, that’s how world war four got started.
Of course it runs! It’s powered by zombies
Sign is obviously bogus. People selling cars ALWAYS say, “Runs good.”
Car for sale – half off.
Even though it doesn’t run, this car doeshave significant historical value.
During Operation Desert Storm, it was driven by a high-ranking official with the Iraqi Republican Gaurd while fleeing up the highway of death.
What am I missing? What runs?
ps. ‘Bricks sold separately’
Batteries not included.
The sign is correct: you just don’t see where it’s connected to the pump nor where the water runs out.
I am in need of a good car and I heard that someone is selling a good car in here. Can somebody please tell me if its in good condition and I’ll buy it now. As long it is in good condition and has a good engine. I don’t care what the body looks like, as long it runs well.
If they do manage to sell it, what are they going to use to run their well? Or are they thinking of removing somebody’s water meter and running a hose from the water main.
They totally wrecked that windshield with all that paint. Pity.
I’ll buy it for 5 dollars.
I guess that the owner only had just enough room to put ‘FOR SALE RUNS WELL’ on the wind shild, instead of really putting ‘FOR SALE RUNS WELL IF INSTALLED ON A HACKNEY CAB’. I guess that would have taken too much space.
Let’s see Pimp My Ride fix that one up…
Id expect to see this on thatwillbuffout oh well.
WOW!! It has a sunroof!! SWEET!!!
Runs well- Just not far!
Runs well, just not far!
That’s a pretty sweet paint job on the windshield there.
Nah, the sign is just missing some punctuation, that’s all. It should read… For Sale- Runs? Well…
…..idk….i was sold on it….but there’s spray paint on the windshield, thats the only thing keeping me from buying it
the only thing: Check engine light is on
dude that is a bmw…325i…wait thats my….no…no its not mine has a tire
Obviously, that windshield was stolen from another car.
Previous owner was a politician
You know maybe we missing some hidden meaning…
Maybe it runs a well =) Like to get water out of it or something…
this sites going straight to hell. thats not even a kudge. its just your average mechanics driveway.
I think they meant it doesn’t hold water.
the sellers really suck.
WHAT A RIP OFF!