Advanced Fire-Fighting Technology
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Favorite Thread!:Fixer eriatarka starts us off with, “I like that the thick layer of dust on the top of the can pretty much implies that all the water inside has probably evaporated by now.”
Continued by Fixer Ceci saying, “I like that the thick layer of dust on the top of the can pretty much implies that this has been their solution to this problem for a REALLY LONG TIME…”
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Then the incorrigible Fixer dono1 says, “I like that the thick layer of dust on the top of the can pretty much implies that the red sign should say, “Fire the Cleaning Service Here”.”
Followed by philosophical Fixer slapchop with, “I like that the thick layer of dust on the top of the can pretty much implies a vague sense of semi- permanence, in stark contrast with the molded plastic construction of the vessel, a haunting metaphor, I believe, for the cultural vacuum that is the post-industrial era.”
And finished by Fixer kc/cc saying, “Yes, I understand that several major museums are in a bidding war over this particular piece for that very reason. I keep overhearing comments like, “What an interesting juxtaposition…”
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Marigolds are quite flammable.
Maybe this is what Super Mario uses when his fire flower cultivation gets out of control.
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the plastic jug won’t slow you down as you flee for your life..
Always remember; Stop, Drop and Fertilize.
Tiptoe, through the tulips
Out the window, that’s where I’ll be
Come tiptoe through the inferno, with me!
sorry, too much coffee
(or maybe too much Wild Turkey in the coffee, what the hell, it’s friday.)
No, no, it makes perfect sense. The plastic jug is to put out the fire consuming the box containing the fire extinguisher.
In case of an emergency, please use the fire-extinguisher to fill the watering-can.
With the rugged grip on the handle and convenient, directional spout, using this kludged fire extinguisher couldn’t be easier. The hard part is keeping the muscovite mica, ammonium phosphate, and ammonium sulfate pressurized safely inside.
“Instructions: Apply daily to source of blaze. Keep moist. Not recommended for use with perennial fires.”
“In case of fire, do no use elevator. Use water!”
“Quick, the rugs on fire, get the extinguisher!!”
**Opens door gets hit by filled water spout**
“HA! Was kidding about the rug.”
**Pokes at motionless body.**
I will just replace it with this. They will never notice.
I like that the thick layer of dust on the top of the can pretty much implies that all the water inside has probably evaporated by now.
I like that the thick layer of dust on the top of the can pretty much implies that this has been their solution to this problem for a REALLY LONG TIME…
I like that the thick layer of dust on the top of the can pretty much implies that the red sign should say, “Fire the Cleaning Service Here”.
I like that the thick layer of dust on the top of the can pretty much implies a vague sense of semi- permanence, in stark contrast with the molded plastic construction of the vessel, a haunting metaphor, I believe, for the cultural vaccum that is the post-industrial era.
Yes, I understand that several major museums are in a bidding war over this particular piece for that very reason. I keep overhearing comments like, “What an interesting juxtaposition…”
You might be a redneck if….
I wonder if OSHA comes in every year and makes sure the watering can is full as per regulations?
Once they get it painted in red, it’ll finally meet all regulations .
It looks like it’s been years since that can has seen any water.
You really don’t want a fire to go all the way out, you just want to decrease the height of the flame a little.