Welcome back to the red carpet Fixers! After carefully reviewing all of the submissions, sending out voting slips to the secret organization that runs the Internet and then discarding their choices wholesale in favor of ratings and personal favorites, I have found the contest winners. In no particular order…
A Drum Roll Please…
Most Obvious Yet Non-Vulgar Use Of Taylor’s Mouth Award Goes To… Tainted Rose!
Thank you Rose for managing to make use of Ms. Swift’s adorable “O” face without making me run shrieking from the room in search of eye bleach. My psyche is grateful.
Continue After The Jump To See More Category Winners!
So Simple It’s Genius Award Goes To….V.F.!
V.F. has a promising future in the technical side of designing Little League trophies. If only this invention had been in place prior to the trophy self massacre of 1988. Though Fluffy may have snapped you in two, generic Lollipop Soccer trophy, your courage will not be forgotten.

Best Use Of Inevitable Kanye Joke Award Goes To…Jexx!
Haha! Oh Kanye, don’t worry. Eventually everyone will forget about this…oh wait. We’re on the Internet. Nevermind.

Best Use Of Manipulating A Judge By Playing On Her Love Of Disney Award Goes To…Scott F!
Scott, you get an extra 500 Internets* just for making me equate the Grammys with Peter Pan for the rest of my life.

Congratulations to our winners and thanks to EVERYONE who sent in a submission. If you don’t see your entry here, or if you’re just curious to see what the creative minds of the Fixer community were able to create, pop on over here to see all the entries!
*Disclaimers: AllInterenetsaresubjettoavailability.Voidwhereprohibited;whichiseverywhere.Internetsarenotrealcurrency.
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LOLZERS- especially alligator one
Croc! Hook was all ascairt of a croc! You know, it ate his hand? Tick-tock goes the wristwatch?
Actually the croc ate Hook’s alarm clock and that’s why he ticked. Hook’s greatest fear was that the clock would wind down and he wouldn’t be able to hear it coming.
I was thinking more like Jar Jar, but a little less annoying.
Real kludge please!
the first picture reminds me of the Smoker from Left 4 Dead… all you ned is some tumors to cover one of her eyes and some green smoke puffing out of her and you got it!
(did that sound wrong?)
No, I lol’d
It’s unlockable with gamers points now.
Like the V.F., and Rose one.
TAYLOR SWIFT IS A COOOODFISH!!!!!!
Awesome comment FTW!!!!!
500 internets is just enough for an iipad (internet ipad)!
Damn… who knew Taylor Swift was a Smoker? (Anyone’s who’s played Left 4 Dead will know what I’m talking about).
Female Smoker in the next game plz.
Watch as the skillful Swift-icus-maximus keeps its prey from escaping…
Did anyone else go “OMG Taylor = Toad!” at the first one? Or am I an X-geek?
That would be Yoshi. Turn in your geek licence.
I was reminded more of the third episode of Charlie the Unicorn… “Grab on to our tongues, Charlie!! BLEHHH!!!” In this case, she’s probably thinking “Grab on to my tongue, Grammy!! BLEHHH!!!”
Am I the only one who thought ‘Orochimaru’ (or is that just beyond geekiness and into the realm of hopeless nerd…)?
BWAH HAH HA NEVER •throws Nightcrawler plushie at Cat•
I hear a smoker…….
First picture:
Smoker!
SMOKER!!!!!!!!!!!
kanye got pwnt.
holy crap!
i’ve been a bit busy to check on here for a little while and i come back to find i got an award, haha, nice!
and woop for people mentioning L4D
And apparently, not even Photoshop can correct those unsightly panty lines!
SMOKER!!
The alligator one made me laugh. I wish I knew how to use photoshop.