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Conspicuous Burglar Is Conspicuous

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Jeff Lichtman says, “See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O that I were a glove upon that hand,
that I might YIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!”

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  1. Rissa says:

    And here I didn’t think anything could make me MORE afraid of heights.

  2. NeoPhoenixTE says:

    Don’t they make stairs? I mean, stairs could probably handle the weight of a guy and TV much more than that monstrosity.

  3. Luka says:

    Maybe he is breaking in to steal more ladders to get to the roof?

  4. Quix says:

    And for their next trick, the ladder brothers will attempt to balance together using only string, and NO DUCT TAPE. *Crowd oooos*

  5. D-hue says:

    Someone finally found way to get around that warning label on the top rung.

  6. Czernobog says:

    Klassic.

  7. Pun says:

    That…is a really poor set up of Chutes and Ladders. Maybe next time they’ll learn to use Zipties instead of rope.

  8. Paranoimia says:

    Reminds me of the ambulance-chaser advert on UK TV…

    “I had to install an alarm system, but was given the wrong type of ladder…”

  9. Яцssian Andrew says:

    Day: 175 – I was getting hungry hiding in my apartment. I decided to put a ladder down to go up and down stealing food from the local shop… I think I have been spotted… I hope zombies can’t climb ladders…

  10. loremasterstl says:

    Deleted Scene from Karate Kid: Daniel-san goes to great lengths to avoid another encounter with the Cobra Kai.

  11. Jompe71 says:

    The Load Runner quickly escapes the enemy on the 2nd floor.

  12. dono1 says:

    Apparently I’m not the only one having trouble making ends meet.

  13. See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
    O that I were a glove upon that hand,
    that I might YIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

  14. waldo says:

    This burglar definitely has a rung up on his competion.

  15. Dogmeat says:

    To reach the very top when climbing the ladder of suck-cess, you have to be willing to overextend yourself.

  16. Tezla says:

    It is very easy for me to imagine a loud crack followed by a crash and a moan.

  17. JB says:

    As long as you don’t step on the step marked “this is not a step”, things should be fine!

  18. snotnose says:

    My cousin Jimmy’s friend’s dad’s got a ladder just like this one. ‘cept it’s not as long, and it’s painted green.

  19. LolPandaCat says:

    huh.. if you put a sign on the ladder that says “emergency escape” maybe it would work.

  20. Sarge says:

    It’s THREE THREE THREE ladders in one!

    No, seriously, we took three ladders and lashed them together. Because none of them were long enough. It’s a kludge.

    • BoringTroll says:

      It appears to be an epic kludge, because it doesn’t appear to solve an actual problem. While incredibly dangerous looking, the hand remover fan control, at least shows the minimal wire solution for mounting the fan speed control, and does provide a way of to have the fan run at a particular power level, without anyone messing with it. Here, the triple ladders of death don’t provide access to anything that you can’t easily reach from one of the balconies.

    • cyanide says:

      Hmmm. I count four ladders. Unless… Is the middle one an extension ladder?
      I do so hope that none of you weighed 100+ lbs as that look s rather unstable for more weight….

  21. Anne Onymous says:

    At least it’s on grass, so it won’t slide…

  22. David says:

    “Honey, look, they also have fire escapes in this all-inclusive resort!”

  23. stevo says:

    This is NOT what the advertisement meant when it said “extension ladder”.

  24. Chris says:

    I think I’d much rather burglarize a first floor residence.

  25. firemastrr says:

    Yours may be three ladders in one, but mine’s one in three!! Beat that!

  26. hotlemon says:

    What so funny, hah? I cannot understand…

  27. Foggy Golem says:

    Damn zombies are gettin’ clever on us.

  28. E.Frost says:

    Day 177: Zombies have stolen the neighbors ladders and have some how managed to cobble them together to make one super ladder. I hope this means they will go for the top floors first, as I am on the second…..

  29. slapchop says:

    If that’s the fire-escape, I’m taking my chances inside the burning building.

    • kc/cc says:

      OK, but if your new plan involves sitting in the tub with the water running, I hear that story ends badly too. And good luck with the fire extinguisher, from what I’ve seen around this place…

  30. lyric says:

    the guy staring at the ladder is like wtf

  31. kosher ham says:

    Is someone making a modern-day remake of the Lindberg Baby?

  32. JoJo says:

    Jim. I said I wanted a ladder the size of three, not three [cheap] ladders put together! You’re gonna hear from ma lawyer.

  33. 6 @ snotnose says:

    And is your cousin’s cousin still alive?I know,one of my dear friends got bit and he’s not alive no mo’.I blew his brains off.Btw,you didn’t bring your truck with ‘em ladders witch’a,did’ya?

  34. Duct Tape Dan says:

    Only thing missing here is the 63 Chevy pickup truck bed to get that badboy up another 3 1/2 feet

  35. kevin says:

    old internet meme title is old and not funny

  36. and after assembling three stairs and half-way climbed, he looked to the left and saw that there was a easier way to achieve that floor…the elevator!!

  37. random smart guy says:

    If it really was a burglary, the cleaner should go and push over the ladder.

    Preferably when the thief is on the ladder.

  38. Rayzorz says:

    Why are you looking at the ladder?

    Can’t you see the chairs in the background are having a real good time?

  39. just another person commenting on how much you FAILED says:

    EPICNESS IS OVERWHELMING


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