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Favorite Comment: Fixer Stevo says, “Here’s a contractor who refused to cut corners, no matter what the circumstances.”

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  1. towny says:

    cut the grass and put a little garden in the front and no one will notice the poor siding job

  2. Deadbringer says:

    This is perfect for that zombie saga.

  3. waldo says:

    Two more payments and it’ll all be mine.

  4. Rob says:

    Let’s see “Tools Required”: Hammer – check, Nails – check, Tape Measure – check, Saw – Huh? Why?

  5. JB says:

    Cutting siding at at 45 degree angle is complicated math and requires skill. But when you live in a shed by the railroad track…

  6. Dogmeat says:

    The worker argues that he never got paid. The owner claims the worker didn’t finish by the agreed upon deadline. I really hate siding with anybody, but I am interested to see how everything will shake out.

  7. TexasDan says:

    This cozy cottage nestled in a pristine meadow with full electrical service is prepped for future expansion.

  8. Jompe71 says:

    One one around… A hut in the middle of nowhere…. No streets… No nothing.
    - Someone is playing with explooooosives!!

  9. Bridge says:

    Nice job painting the cardboard, Larry. I would never guess it wasn’t really brick.

  10. badabam says:

    Potemkin village: ur doin it wrong.

  11. Pun says:

    The big bad wolf apparently huffed and puffed but didn’t *quite* manage to blow the house down. Not for lack of trying though.

  12. Alleycat says:

    I wonder if there’s a full size Lego man inside.

  13. yolanda says:

    I call funny business! This garden shed looks so new that it’s surely still under construction. The siding hasn’t been finished to the peak yet and at that time, as many folks do, he’ll cut the corners all at once with a circular saw. They do decking that way too. This just doesn’t qualify for a kludge.

    • yolanda says:

      on second look, I notice by the weeds that the last finishing touches were put off in favour of a couple more beers last summer and thus, I see it does qualify as kludge.

      • Sarge says:

        When you put siding onto a structure, you don’t put it on the side of the roof. or at least your not supposed to. Hence, the kludgeyness.

        • Raymond says:

          tons of people do, and even well respected people do. they just dont leave like that long. and who is to say he isnt going to cut the grass afterward? and do you have to cut the grass when siding a building? maybe there, I fixed it and people are trying just a little to hard to be funny?

  14. loremasterstl says:

    We see these all the time in Missouri. Evidently some meth cook blew away part of his house, but he’s so far out in the country, nobody heard anything. He must’ve just put the fire out and boarded the remaining part of the shed back up.

  15. dono1 says:

    Is that a railroad crossing sign off in the distance or a skull and crossbones? Either way, not a good omen.

  16. This building was designed on an old Atari 8-bit computer with graphics mode.

  17. snotnose says:

    My cousin Jimmy could finish that for real cheap

  18. stevo says:

    Here’s a contractor who refused to cut corners, no matter what the circumstances.

  19. Chris says:

    I don’t really understand What’s going on there, but something, somewhere is clearly wrong.

  20. Linda says:

    Saws are so last year.

  21. stevo says:

    This is the result of a hacksaw that is simply a blade mounted in a piece of scrap lumber.

  22. herds789 says:

    How much you wanna bet it’s not a tool shed?


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