Contest Time Fixers!
Oh Taylor, I’m not sure what you did to anger some wicked witch, but she has certainly cursed you with horrible awards luck. Sure you might win everything in sight, but the karma bus just keeps running you over regardless. Not to worry though, the Fixer community is here to help. After the jump, we’ve got a close-up of the fate of that airborne Grammy. FYI: Not made of chocolate like I’d hoped…
There it is Fixers in all its expensive glory. I challenge you to fix this using either this photo, the one above, or if you’re feeling really audacious, a combination of the two! The photoshop contest starts today and runs through Monday February 8th at 11 am PST. Please either use the Submit Page or email your entry to thereifixedit+contest@gmail.com.
As usual, the winners will receive 1,000* internets and temporary e-fame. Good luck!
-Ms. Fix-It
P.S. If you’re feeling archaeological, here’s a healthy Grammy to use in your reconstruction project.
*Internets approximate worth is $0 USD
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All I know is that he stylist should be fired.. What horrible pantie lines!
Wow, I totally didn’t notice that until now. How embarrassing.
I don’t think anyone but she did until she said something…lol
Either that, or it’s a one-piece undergarment that’s been pulled down by the weight of all those sequins. That’d bunch up badly, too. I can’t imagine a girl this young wearing panties that big! Her birth certificate reads 1989, but her underwear says 1948. Poor Taylor!
Atleast she’s wearing underwear, unlike those slags Britney, Paris, and Lindsay!
Yeah, still doesn’t help that she can’t sing though…her albums are catch as hell though!
You can tell from the wide sides that they’re not large panties but a supportive garment or boyshorts. I suspect boyshorts, which, contrary to your theory about youth and large underwear, make a chick’s ass look adorable.
Please stop.
Yeah… lol is not the right thing for us here… I’m thinking…
OM… nope
WT… nope
STFU! Got it!!!
That did not make sense…
at all…..
I thought that was a shadow from the falling Grammy.
yeah first thing i saw and was in pity mode….
Oh, fer christ’s sake! Since when is it a crime to wear panties? If you didn’t see them, you’d probably assume she was a skank for not wearing any panties at all. Since she can’t win either way (not to mention that her panty lines look way better than 99% of the population’s), just leave the girl alone. If only we paid as much attention to the real injustices of the world… Sheesh!
I noticed the same thing!! What was she wearing under that dress, a chastity belt?
What’s she wearing under there a chastity belt?
When you have so many, what’s one less, right? Not only are they not made of chocolate, but I’m sorry to see that Grammy awards are made by the same guy who makes the trophies for all the local T-ball players to take home. The music industry really MUST be in trouble.
We still love you, Ms. Taylor!
We’ll rescue you!
Here we come!
What a let down! Not a single cigarette roll in the bunch!
Or parachute fail.
I don’t know if you can officially call that one until you see everyone land, limbs intact.
Too bad about not being able to get no-line undies, but huzzah on the adorable little tummy there. I hate it when starlets are concave between the hipbones, such an awful look.
I get too distracted by her horrid wailing to care about what she looks like.
Truth.
actually, that’s what thongs are for. It’s just that too many women wear them innapropriately. I know I got my first thong from my gramma, and that’s what it was for (a tight dress w/ panty lines FROM HER)
No comment.
you sir, fail
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Why are you worried about her underwear? The real problem is her inability to sing.
lol
I don’t think it’s panty line. I think it’s creased sequin lines from sitting .
no, her stylist shouldn’t change. her voice coach should. her performance is awful! she needs to start lip syncing.
Maybe her stock broker father can hire her a breathing coach.
No, it’s called a live performance because It. Is. Live. Only crappy performers like Brittney Spears lip synch.
So then you admit she lip synchs then?
Oops! That’s the one I’ll give to Kanye.
Thank you! I was waiting for a Kanye joke to happen. You did not disappoint.
OMG LAWL!!!
So sorry Mr. West, thanks for shining my shoes! I’ma let you finish, but first you wanna hand me my Grammy?
That’s an easy fix (if I had the skillz) the dress is made out of that shiny duct tape! Just rip some off the bottom layer and voila instant grammy fix!
She’s so cute, look at the face she’s making. Mmm, I just want to cuddle with her.
Even the grammys are trying to get away from her lack of talent!!!
WIN!
She owes those trophies to Kayne West! Without him… she’d still have nothing
*is evil* Her voice gets on my nerves.
Why though? Because Kanye was a jackass, to quote President Obama, on the now-pointless MTV Awards, Taylor Swift sweeps the Grammys? Doesn’t make sense. She may not be the best singer of all time, but that’s because the music industry has been utter garbage for years now, and Kanye and his cronies who have to have their performances bleeped out because they still think being controversial is cool in a time when nobody cares anymore about shock value, are the biggest culprits. Rap/Hip Hop (gayest name ever btw) is simply bottom of the barrel garbage. No skill or effort required whatsoever.
Yes. Because Kayne was a jackass she got noticed. IMO.
Cause her voice isn’t any better than Carrie Underwoods or Kelly Picklers (in fact they all sound the same to me!) … and as someone else said her stage presence sucks.
Notice how Ke$ha is totally famous now for that synthesized piece if crap called Tik Tok. Nowadays, you don’t even have to know how to sing. You just have to be pretty.
Hey yo, I’m really happy for you, and I’ma let you finish, but Beyonce won the most Grammy’s of all time! Of ALL time!
who needs more than three?
The talentless need all the help they can get.
Ahem… If 1 internet = 0 USD, then 1000 interntets = 1000 x 0 USD… Did Chuck Norris write this text or are we gonna be swallowed by a black hole because someone else dared to multiply by zero?
Anyway… can’t wait to see the winners
uhhh, last I checked, multiplying by zero was pretty accpetable. It’s that dividing by zero concept that makes mathemtician’s heads blow up…
Let’s try that again:
*acceptable*
*”dividing by zero”*
*mathematicians’*
Sorry folks – studying for the bar has rendered my brain devoid of the power to spell and possess an immortal soul at the same time. I picked “soul” on my bar app instead of “spelling” , but let’s see if I get to actually keep it.
I thought surrendering your soul was a condition of passing the bar…
Yeah, I know multiplying by zero is acceptable (unlike dividing), but it sucks anyway, it’s useless
Imma gonna let you have your trophy back!!!!!!!!
Hey! No Kanye XD
no srsly it’s too bad everyone remembers Kanye, when you see Taylor
After letting Kanye kiss her feet, she gave him the obligatory concussion via grammy trophy.
It was either go home with Taylor or death.
You chose wisely my friend.
ROTFL
Taylor. O Taylor. Fire your stylist. Regular bikinis under a strapless longline bra? Srsly?!? I have one word for you: Spanx.
Oh, snap?
Don’t worry, Taylor. It’s only a Grammy. It’s not worth anything anyway.
where’s Kanye when you need him?
Her mouth isn’t totally useless…
Oh! You mean she’s dropping that one? I thought that was just another one jumping into her arms!
It’ll be the only record player out of the whole bunch to ever make a sound.
I love it how they called Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swif:t Taylor Squared. LMAO
you know, this really isn’t a hard fix…a little Might Putty and it’s all better. Or, just claim you dropped it on purpose as a protest of our fame centered, excess ridden, status driven society and to show how you’re above needing shallow, meaningless ego stroking trophies.
your undies though..that’s a harder fix. Take heart though, i hear tell of a garment now that not only tucks everything in nicely, it’s built in underwear, too. you know…for those times when you don’t want to go with out and look like a skank, but don’t want to look like you’re still wearing your My Little Pony panties, either.
also, just FYI, those aren’t the real trophies they take home, they’re stunt trophies. the real ones aren’t available until later, after they’re engraved. this one, being a stunt trophy, isn’t made of the metal alloy the real ones are made of, so a real one likely wouldn’t have broken at all but would have still made it an embarrassing “slip”.
Thanks, I was shocked to see the white plastic and wondered WTF.
To be honest, the odd, warbling, mind-numbing lyrics spurting forth from her oral cavity should cause more concern than a broken trophy
Who the hell is this chick? I never heard of her…