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Favorite Comment(s): Fixer lovejones says, “What the hell is it holding up? <—-seriously
Peeping-tom keyboard is peeping-tom."
And Adding To This Disturbing Theory: Fixer Hmm says, “Keyboard is watching you masturbate.”
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Windows has left the building. It’s actually holding the security shade open. Windows with open security issues? Go figure..
Real Original. Waiting all week to say that?
Nope… just a firm grasp of the obvious… and you? :>)
At first glance, this looks like Windows, but this is actually SlackWare with X-Windows
KDE=Keyboard Does Everything
Actually, Macs are slightly less secure, though much safer because they aren’t attacked as much.
…Just pointing out the difference between secure and safe. Macs = safer, Windows = more secure.
FYI, I use Linux most of the time, but have both Windows and OS X (Leopard) as well.
Must be a Mac fanatic
No, I do no not own a Mac. I support 500+ Windows desktops in a single building, and security issues are just part of what I deal with every day.
Does it have a key to get back in?
actualy it got a 104 keys
What the hell is it holding up? <—-seriously
Peeping-tom keyboard is peeping-tom
Looks like a security covering for windows. A neighbor got them after his house got robbed. You crank and it moves to cover your windows, then you lock them.
its called a “tris” in hebrew, they’re very common in Israel. they work like blackout shutters
actually these are just basic shudders, just vertical. very common in south america
This keyboard is here for an essential structural purpose….
Keyboard is watching you masturbate
So much for the “sticky” key, it should never be watching, might make it go blind if you get it in the “I”.
“Get the shotgun, Earl… they’re back again!”
Somebody must have hit the escape key.
Nice use of old computer parts. But, did you know that with some minor wiring modifications, an old laptop makes an excellent waffle iron?
*StormCat ponders how Slapchop knows this interesting bit of information”
It’s a very well known fact in the Laptop Waffle Makers’ world.
*Obviously* StormCat keeps missing the meetings.
Where may I learn more about this on the interwebs? I’d like to reverse the instructions and make a laptop using an old waffle iron.
This idea would only result in Betty Crocker churning in her grave.
Only because she didn’t foresee the market there would be for Instant Laptop Waffles Mix. Yum!
Wouldn’t she be cooking in her grave? I don’t think she ever made her own butter.
This fix will only work if you remember to immediately follow Insert with Scroll Lock.
Well, thank goodness the monitor didn’t go with it…
I can just imagine the crick you would get in your neck typing on that.
Keyboard stalker is watching you!
You must use the right type of key to open Windows…
Is anyone else reminded of those Swiffer commercials where the mop has that Mariachi band play “Baby Come Back?” I wonder what other types of music they could have play songs from a completely different genre for the keyboard… perhaps a Klezmer band playing “I Will Always Love You”?
Personally, I now can’t get the Theme from Beverly Hills Cop out of my mind.
Axel F?
DAMNIT!! thanks.
Bwahahaha!
Ah yes, we see the Windows Keyboard in it’s natural environment, the Window… Wait you mean it’s usually found plugged into a computer? Well, it appears to be adapting to its new environment quite well.
The doorbell doesn’t work, so send me an email when you get here and I’ll let you in.
because a Mac keyboard is completely worthless?
“It is creeping me out, the “i”s follow me around the room. . . .”
Quick, hit the ESCAPE key!
forget the keyborad what does that poorly screwed in switch do
The switch probably operates the (broken) shutter. Maybe the reason the shutter isn’t working is that the switch is messed up?
Either that, or maybe that switch is wired to the CTRL ALT DELETE keys on the keyboard
And here I thought the one who was watching was the money I could have saved on car insurance when switching to Geico.
Ahah! That’ll make you stop hitting me when you get mad
Ahhhhh …the new I-Prop.
this is just pointing out how Maxdata never made it into any household
Is this really a Maxdata keyboard? I worked there for 4 years. So now I know what they are good for.