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Favorite Comment (Because It Had To Be Asked) : Fixer Daniel says, “Yeah, but does it run Crysis?”
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Archive for February, 2010
All This Effort And They’re Not Playing SMB3?
Feb. 28, 2010
Absorbs Moisture? Logically Absorbs Grease Then…
Feb. 28, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer peregrin says, “Then add a little tomato sauce, then some cheese, and another layer of maxi-pads. Continue until it reaches the top of the pan-or until your guests run out of the house retching.”
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Shocking Display Of Green Energy
Feb. 27, 2010
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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Now you can electrocute yourself with 75% less energy consumption.”
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Coffee Access: Granted
Feb. 27, 2010
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Hummingbyrd says, “Here we see rare footage of the amazing Phasing Coffeepot as it teaches its young the art of phasing through objects to stalk its natural prey, the Plastic Knife. Watch closely, the unsuspecting knives will have very little warning when the chase begins.”
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Electrocution: Now Available In Mint!
Feb. 26, 2010
Submitted by: Sam Phillips via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Label on the back of the box reads…
“When using our product, the metallic taste and tingling sensation in your mouth (fingers, toes, etc.) tells you it’s working.
WARNING — Those with an aversion to electrocution and/or a family history of susceptibility to electrocution should avoid this product. The Callard and Bowser-Suchard company (in cooperation with your local power provider) strongly advises that you complete your last will and testament prior to this product’s use. Probable side effects include but are not limited to: heart failure, burnt hair, loss of bodily functions, muscle spasms, impaired brain function, stuttering, spontaneous combustion, and death.”
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They Drive A Stick
Feb. 26, 2010
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Favorite Comment: Fixer czarina69 says, “This, this is how the wooden pimper-fish starts its growth into adulthood. Slowly, you will see metal and plastic scales being shed, and the vibrant oak-y plumage of adulthood will start showing.”
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Serious Solicitor Security
Feb. 26, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer MacGyver says, “I can’t tell whether the occupant of this estate is serving a sentence of house arrest or death by arson.”
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Dell And Windows Have A Symbiotic Relationship
Feb. 25, 2010
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Favorite Comment: Fixer waldo says, “When the historical district authorities (condo police) say no window a/c’s, Draconian action is required to thwart the blue haired b***ches.”
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Rare Shot Of The Sentient Walking Plug
Feb. 25, 2010
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Hawkin Says, “First they grow legs, then they start making demands. Next thing you know, they have a majority in both houses of Congress. Then where are your environmentally-friendly energy plans going to end up?”
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Corsets Make A Comeback
Feb. 25, 2010
Submitted by: andrewicus via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer LockSmithHustla says, “Everyone laughed at my portable deer stand until my cousin put it in drive and we chased down a herd.”
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Jury Riggers Unite!
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