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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Call me old-fashioned but there’s nothing more romantic than snuggling up with that special someone in front of a real wheelbarrow fire. The adjustable-speed warm breeze blowing across your face… the intoxicating aroma of Kingsford lighter fluid drifting through the air… the hypnotic wail of distant fire engine sirens…
Trust me, sparks will fly.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Kees says, “What kludge? All I see is a Buick with a roll cage. Made of wood. With a plywood rear cover. Flanked by loose wiring. And a broken tail light cover. And a damaged fuel tank cap. Okay, someone call 911 before this gets out of hand.”
Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Week is available to purchase THROUGH SUNDAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!
OMG = Oh. My. God.
WTF = What the Fu—nyuns! Sorry, I got hungry while typing that sentence, and so I reached over to grab some of those delicious onion-flavored corn chips. Mmmm, Funyuns!!! My mind must have wandered. Where was I?
BBQ = The food, the event, or the appliance involved in slow-cooking delicious yumyums over a smoldering fire for a long period of time. Hopefully with a cold beverage in hand and some good music coming from a nearby boom box. ‘Cuz nothin’ beats a slow-roasted hot dog while jamming out to Taylor Sw…I mean Bowie. Yeah, David Bowie. He’s still cool, right?
OMGWTFBBQ = an emotion for which there are no words, only an unwieldy acronym.
Well, it used to be there was only an acronym. Now we have a t-shirt.
LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect gift for a friend (or for yourself).
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Joe says, “This is the most evil version of Jenga I’ve ever seen.”
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Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer JB says, “The chicken will be ready at dust. Sorry, dusk!”
AND Fixer Tallywacker says, “Its MegaMaid, she’s gone from suck to Blow!!!”
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Remember Securefoam? I wonder when Taco Bell is planning to take over the world? They’re just biding their time at this point.
Favorite Comment: Fixer Anna Rexia says, “This is what happens when you leave a case of canned biscuits in a hot car.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Sparrow says, “Ew, in the second picture you can see its whole AREA!”
Unfortunately for all of humanity, neither YouTube nor Google seems to understand the awesome that is THE AMAZING RANDO!
However, I did manage to dig up a couple of other gems from the same movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie. Enjoy Fixers! – Ms. Fix-It
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Aluze says, “We were out of time. They both had what the other needed to have a chance make it through. We couldn’t save both of them. A decision needed to be made. A hard, hard decision.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer TexasDan says, “Evolution of the column: doric, ionic, moronic.”
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