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Archive for January, 2010

Best Anti-Theft Device I’ve Ever Seen

Jan. 14, 2010

Submitted by: Eric via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Sarkasm says, “Oh shit, Mike. We broke into Alice Cooper’s truck.”

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I Say Gents, Fancy A Game Of Baskets And Balls?

Jan. 14, 2010

I Say Gents, Fancy A Game Of Baskets And Balls?

Submitted by: TiagoMAL via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment(s)!:
Fixer Orto says, “Come gents let’s try a game of ball,
the basket I was eager to install
our playing will properly elevate,
and over tea we shall celebrate”

from Shakespeare’s Pippen IV”

AND this exchange:
Fixer Rehevkor says, “NBA Jam: Victorian Edition”
Fixer lifelesspoet replies, “I say good chap, I believe that man is on fire.”

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No Central Heat? No Problem.

Jan. 14, 2010

No Central Heat? No Problem.

Submitted by: my cold beachside apartment via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Teg says, “No… cant you see, this is a post modern expression of the evolution of indoor heating. It hearkens back to a simpler time. Here the stove represents the hearth of days past, where the family would gather to both heat their houses, and cook. the fan represents the advent of forced air heating in the early 19th century. Why can no one ever see and appreciate these modern art installations?”

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Where Was This On Black Friday?

Jan. 13, 2010

Where Was This On Black Friday?

Submitted by: LordDingustine via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment:
Fixer dono1 says, “No air bags? First stop- the marshmallow aisle.”

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Once Again, Jill’s OCD Need To Center Everything Backfires

Jan. 13, 2010

Submitted by: Dan Century via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment
: Fixer lolcalroger says, “Given that the register is there and unmoveable, and you have to do the moulding for consistency with the rest of the room, the better way to do this would have been to just butt the ends of the moulding flat up to the top and bottom of the register and let the eye carry the line past the interloping form, treating it with the contempt it deserves as a thing not part of your kewl design.”

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Egg-cellent Musical Taste

Jan. 13, 2010

Submitted by: lpfanas via Submit a Kludge!

Thanks to Fixer Pat for tracking down the origin of this awesome speaker set! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Limulus says, “Why yes, they ARE tweeters.”

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The Dead Body Business Is Hitting Its Busy Season

Jan. 13, 2010

The Dead Body Business Is Hitting Its Busy Season

Submitted by: Robert Phoum via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Blackmoore continues the Zombie Epic Tale, “Day 147: I’ve managed to capture several of the zombies in a tarp, and I’m now driving them to the Science center for examination. I hope there we will be able to find a viable way to counteract the bioagent that infected more than half of the population.”

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So That’s Where My Good Ladder Went

Jan. 12, 2010

Submitted by: Todd via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Scotty says, “Stairway to Heaven is out of order – Please use ladder”

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Good Luck “Losing” Those Embarrassing Vacation Pics Now

Jan. 12, 2010

Good Luck "Losing" Those Embarrassing Vaca Pics Now

Submitted by: seen by jakeblue at LanParty via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Kees says, “$1000 worth of equipment, hung in a $1 plastic crate suspended by $0.10 worth of shoelace. What could possibly go wrong?”

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Eco-Friendly MP3 Stand

Jan. 12, 2010

Eco-Friendly MP3 Stand

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “I don’t know, Al. This iPod is pretty expensive.”
“Don’t worry, Ryan. I’ll just put it on my credit card.”

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