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Archive for January, 2010

What? It’s Not A Fork. Mom Said Nothing About Scissors.

Jan. 18, 2010

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment:
Fixer PKM says, “Exposed live wiring, check. Fuse replaced with not-fuse, check. Fragile wiring mess, check. Point electrical contact for extra fire hazard, check. Potential for Darwin award- high.

I wonder if that form on the desk is a safety assessment?”

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Highly Appropriate Quotation Marks

Jan. 17, 2010

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Are you ready to block?
See honey? We don’t need a new entertainment center.
Martha Stewart spoiler collection

Submitted by: Megan via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Kat says, “Am I the only one remembering those Richard Scarry books? With the fox named Mr. Fix-it who always wound up just making things worse?”

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Good To The Last Stop

Jan. 17, 2010

Good To The Last Stop

Submitted by: Dwayne Hendrickson, seen in Springfield MO. via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Schreukat says, “The best part of waking up (from a coma caused by a horrific traffic accident because your brake lights didn’t work) is Folgers in your cup and taillights.”

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Oh, Cut it Out!

Jan. 16, 2010

Oh, Cut it Out!

Submitted by: In my neighborhood via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Bridge says, “Day 51: I got the amazing idea to build a wall around my house to help keep out the zombies. I decided to put in a window hole so I could keep an eye on them. Of course, now they can see me too… this may not have been such a good idea…”

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He’ll Get The White Whale For Sure Now

Jan. 16, 2010

Submitted by: zerge via Submit a Kludge!

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Fixer dono1 says, “What’s most disturbing is that I was going to wear that same outfit today.”

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Long Bus Is Long

Jan. 16, 2010

Long Bus Is Long

Submitted by: Btrash via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer TechBender says, “Bloody private school kids! They’ve got a matte black bus with rims and a patio? Servants must be in the white Lexus on the other side.”

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Just Plane Wrong.

Jan. 15, 2010

Just Plane Wrong.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Fanboy Wife says, “Push, Mrs. Penske, push! I can see the – wings? Oh dear. Who’s going to tell Mr. Penske?”

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Because Passwords Are Hard To Remember

Jan. 15, 2010

Because Passwords Are Hard To Remember

Submitted by: I saw this car in a parking lot in Sioux City, IA. via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Cable says, “HA HA! I am a genius!! Now all I have to do is roll down my window and…(*click* *click*)… shit…”

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Looks More Like Chaos To Me

Jan. 15, 2010

Looks More Like Chaos To Me

Submitted by: sheofennui via Submit a Kludge!

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Fixer CT says, “If you don’t receive a response within 8 minutes, please wiggle the black wire and repeat your order. If still no response, try the red wire. If you still do not receive a response, we may already be out of business. Thank you, please come again.”

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Cooks Great Brontosaurus Burgers

Jan. 15, 2010

Cooks Great Brontosaurus Burgers

Submitted by: Izar via Submit a Kludge!

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