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Elsewhere, A Cat Burglar Is Missing His Equipment

Jan. 21, 2010

Elsewhere, A Cat Burglar Is Missing His Equipment

Submitted by: milan via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer BJ says, “And they go on break, they can just take the door handle with them….no need to use the lock since nobody can use the door.”

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Hearkening Back To Automotive Glory Days

Jan. 20, 2010

Submitted by: Btrash via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment:
Fixer czarina69 says, “So very close to being cool. Missed it by a paint job.
….unless it hinges at the top. I could forgive the rest if it can be propped open.”

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No Officer, I Have No Idea How The Fire Started

Jan. 20, 2010

No Officer, I Have No Idea How The Fire Started

Submitted by: Brendan via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Pat says, “Even more impressive is the quality of the photography, taken from the perspective of that particular plug. Very Tarantino-esque.”

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Loving The Wood Grain Finish On That GPS

Jan. 20, 2010

Loving The Wood Grain Finish On That GPS

Submitted by: Spotted at NEC bike show by Celticbiker via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment:
Fixer dono1 says, “If this is an e-book reader no wonder it’s called a Kindle.”

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Sanitary And Scented!

Jan. 20, 2010

Sanitary And Scented!

Submitted by: restuarant – hole in da wall via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Based on the jump-rope handles on the sink, it looks like somebody tried to skip out without paying for lunch and ended up getting punched in the face in the rest room. That’s Tijuana for you.”

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What? No, I’m Not Trying This…I’m…Researching?

Jan. 19, 2010

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

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UPDATE: Thanks to the Fixers who pointed out that this awesomeness was brought to us by the artist Johannes Vogl. – Ms. Fix-It

More Epic Zombie Thread!:
I’d just like to say, I look forward to reading these just as much as the rest of you. Kudos to these entertaining Fixers! – Ms. Fix-It

Started By: Fixer vistan says, “Day 143: Ran out of dried, shriveled beans to use as ammo. Found an old can of hairspray and a lighter in the bathroom, and created a flamethrower from an old bicycle handlebar. It’s not much, but it should give us a few extra days. And maybe some BBQ, for a special treat!”

Then Fixer Bridge says, “Day 144: Just discovered that while Pantene burns moderately well, Oust sprays flame like a pink dragon’s breath in the morning. Killed some zombies, but now the den is on fire, blocking my only exit. I managed to create a ladder with some old boxes and a trash can to escape from the ceiling, but I forgot my flashlight. Currently adjusting the flamethrower to double as a torch for light.”

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What? No, I Don’t Hear The Fire Alarm

Jan. 19, 2010

Fire Alarm Muffler

Submitted by: Our Office via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Yet Another Guy says, “This’ll only work until the fire burns through the cardboard boxes… then they’ll have to deal with that bothersome alarm again.”

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What Happens If He Only Breaks A Leg?

Jan. 19, 2010

What Happens If He Only Breaks A Leg?

Submitted by: Mark Cushman – it is my own photo of me via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer CaffeineAddict says, “If he breaks a leg, he’ll just get his friends to plaster it…”

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Take THAT, Overpriced “Tree Doctor”!

Jan. 18, 2010

Take THAT, Overpriced "Tree Doctor"!

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Thread!: Today we continue the Epic Zombie Drama that was started a few weeks ago!

Fixer Blackmoore gets the ball rolling with, “Day 139: We’re having some issues with zombies attempting to get in through the roof on the science center. As I’m currently out of ammo I had to kludge together a pole arm to reach up and saw off the limbs. It’s take a few days to get used to it, but last night i managed to behead 5, and severed 15 arms.”
Fixer lovejones says, “Day 140: Oh my god! The zombie got the pole-arm; don’t ask how, they just did.”
Then Fixer Bridge says,”Day 141: The zombies managed to combine their individual IQ point into a whole. They have stolen my saw-arm and are cleverly using it to cut down the fence I just built. I managed to put together a handgun with parts I stole from an old drive thru talk box, but I didn’t plan ahead on what I was going to use for ammo…. damnit.”
And Fixer Ast concludes, “I remember the beans from the can that I used my kludged can-opener to open a very long time ago. I have not finished that can of beans. Maybe the shrivelled-up and hardened ones can serve as ammo.”

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The Boss’ll Never Notice…

Jan. 18, 2010

Submitted by: My Office via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Yuichi says, “This method is going to be problematic when they try to fix the broken toilet.”

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