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Favorite Comment: Fixer Yuichi says, “The zombies are less likely to come in and eat you if you provide them with proper outdoor toilet facilities.”
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The scenario I can see in front of me (since the “establishment” seems to be installed next to the playground) is that the neighbors children are over to kick some soccer on the lawn (kick, kick, kick….).
-”James… if you kicked the ball in behind that curtain, YOU go get it!”
Well at least he used a level.
First?
HAHAHA I FAIL
He used the level to make it flush.
A friend had to have some serious work done on her upstairs bathroom (serious as in huge leak soaking through the ceiling serious) and ended up with a (temporary) functioning toilet installed in the upstairs hall. Her husband and sons thought it was hilarious. She used the downstairs bathroom until everything was fixed.
For more privacy but to maintain sufficient ventilation while the toilet is in use, you are better off slitting that sheet. Yes, the sheet you should slit. And behind the slitted sheet you sh…er…sit. Aww, crap…I can’t even TYPE this tongue twister very easily!
“I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.”
Steve Martin – The Jerk.
Pull back the curtain and, TA-DA! The secret behind their lush, green lawn.
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
Construction crew can’t afford to rent a Port-A-John so they just bring in one of the toilets from inside.
Don’t kid yourself– they’ll go inside. In the bathroom, if you’re lucky.
This is great if you have kids who taunt skunks.
To call this an outhouse is an insult to the real thing.
Maybe– but I can’t tell for sure if the seat pinches or not.
Not so much a Kludge, more a cludgie…
and I suppose that really should be a ‘dunny’ source as opposed to a dunno source in the ‘Submitted by:’ tag line
Looks like the last step on the way to lawn ornament.
After Bubba spent the previous evening eating burritos and drinking beer, Martha was quite happy with the location of the new bathroom facility.
“This lovely cottage in this historic neighbourhood has 3 bedrooms and 3.1415927 bathrooms (3 inside and .1415927 outside)!”
Is it somewhat Freudian to list the number of bathrooms as corresponding to pi?
I guess it depends onwhat kind of pi you had: shepherd’s pi might cause one certain intestinal problem, whereas apple pi might cause another. And we won’t even discuss the Freudian manifestations inherent in cherry pi.
At least it’s not Avogadro’s Number
Charmin. The perfect royal flush for the king of Kludge
Can you imagine sitting down on that thing on a cold day in January? Yikes!
No wonder the neighbors say you have a crappy yard!!
It’s even got a window.
…so as to view the full moon.
So a dog walks into a bar…
…and says to the bartender, “How ’bout a drink for my Birthday?”
And the bartender says, “Sure thing, the john’s in the back.”
Now if you REALLY want to spoil your dog…
I bet this doghouse also has heated flooring, peanut butter painted on the walls, and a sofa just like the one in the house that he’s not supposed to be sitting on.
Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker’s doggie outhouse.
The zombies are less likely to come in and eat you if you provide them with proper outdoor toilet facilities.
When you go for a long job and you can’t smoke inside…
I asked Rene Descartes’ opinion on this conundrum, and he said that the bathroom would say, “I stink, therefore I am.”
This predates the realists’ perspective that everyone’s sh*t does, in fact, stink.
Peggy-Sue must be the envy of the trailer park now.
Actually, it may just be where the fertilizer is being made, therefore it’s acutally a clever tax deduction !
OK, but how do you calculate 15% of all outdoors?
This is question 3 from Census employee quiz: “Does this house have indoor plumbing?”
What ever you do, don’t open the window, your father is on the crapper.
“Here’s Johnny!”
3 years too late for Jeff Foxworthy to make fun of.
Build a proper structure around it. Detached bathrooms are legal in most places. Weird in the US, but legal, as long as they are done right.
Within your rights, but still not quite right…
Day 182: It turns out that all this time the zombies have been trying to break into the house to use the restroom. After a few hours of hard work it looks like this long nightmare is over. I am installing the bidet next week.
Very nice restroom. If you travel to other countries every facility is like that.
Oh, look. An in door out house…er…an out door in house???
Sometimes a bathroom ventilation fan just isn’t enough.
Lol it’s just like the toilet i have at vacation.
Still better than a tree?
What if your in a forest and a animal comes in XD?
its great idea;to hook up to plumping in case of a emergency
Naaa it’s to keep the kids outside so you don’t have to deal with the door slamming and dirt track into the house!
All jokes aside, at least it is a nice, expensive toilet. Nothing but the best for the great outdoors.