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Trellis Isn’t French For Garbage, Carl


Trellis Isn’t French For Garbage, Carl

Submitted by: Stephanie, I took it! via Submit a Kludge!

Check out some more angles of this work of “art”, courtesy of Miss HeatherNew York Shitty

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “The Jones family. Driving down property values since 2008″

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  1. JB says:

    Art at the most unusual place!

    • lovejones says:

      I disagree, it’s where it should be.

      This is obviously the artists representation of the housing market; Yes it’s large, but its a huge mess. ;P

  2. Walt says:

    I sympathize — getting a good DTV signal over the air is a b**ch!

  3. Soundnous says:

    Day 280: I’ve managed to cludge together an electric fence to keep the zombies out of my backyard. They don’t come around very often anymore, though. It’s like they’re learning……

  4. husabob says:

    That’ll keep those damn birds away. no, wait… now they’re roosting! Meanwhile, the building association realizes they need a bylaw about acceptable use of airspace.

  5. Davedave says:

    It’s good they have those plants there to give the bars support as they grow.

  6. Jompe71 says:

    Some of the creatures from the “Runaway” movie escaped and it seems as if they settled down here.

  7. Jmanimal says:

    “landscaping brought to you by Jungle Jim’s scrapyard.”

  8. surrealfarm says:

    I bet he spent months gathering all the garbage from the neighborhood for this mess. The funny thing is that he forgot that these trees are going to grow a LOT bigger. They’re already overcrowded, and will have to be removed in 5 to 10 years.

  9. Jompe71 says:

    This is what happens when Mr.Magoo puts the IKEA bed “HEIMDAL” together!

  10. dono1 says:

    “The Jones family. Driving down property values since 2008″

  11. Elena says:

    There’s my wheelchair! get it down!!!

  12. Froggy says:

    Never seen a place like that in France. Strange photo.

  13. Sharpie says:

    Water it every day and you too can grow your very own scaffolding.

  14. tiptoe says:

    Burglar bars and alarm all in one.

  15. Dawn says:

    Love the title LOL

  16. waldo says:

    I bet these kludgees wear aluminum headgear.

  17. RoamingGnome451 says:

    Day 281: electricity shut down, the zombies have started to come closer now, I think that they will start to chew on the baricade by tommorow. But I have the upper hand, since my barrier is mostly plant based they will not be able to eat through. I know this because zombies are branivores and therefore will not get in. I need to kluge a generator now so that I can get the electricity back and watch the tv again, I also need to charge my car stereo so I can drive to the liquor store to get more booze…

  18. badgirl says:

    I am vaguely curious about what the inside of this place looks like.

  19. sean says:

    Just think of the tv reception he gets with that.

  20. Jason Warlock says:

    Mandelbrot Fencing.

  21. dono1 says:

    Note to self: no more magnetic fences.

  22. Alleycat says:

    How’d you know his name is Carl?

  23. phear says:

    I said keep out damn trespassers !!

  24. Eric says:

    All it needs is some impaled children who think it’s a playground

  25. CT says:

    Screw the cable company! I told you we could get all those channels for free!

  26. Mr Obnox says:

    snowstorm took my backyard fence down a few weeks ago so I repaired it with some plywood and window screens held up with a shovel and metal chair…

    And so it begins…

  27. corrupt says:

    They said I’d never be able to keep the kids out of the garden. Well I’ll show them! I’ll show them all! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  28. Dogmeat says:

    Carl has apparently taken his avid love for Katamari and brought it into the real world. He really crossed the line, though, when he started insisting on being called the King of All Cosmos by his family and friends.

  29. Highly Amused says:

    They are either trying to keep the Killer Tomatoes in or the neighbor kids out of the garden. Either way it looks like carp.

  30. jen says:

    What a thoughtful Christmas gift – a Build Your Own Watts Tower!!

  31. deadcenter says:

    When you can’t afford barb wire, you have to improvise.

  32. anna says:

    I’m certain this is the Chinese family up the street that yearly sets out all manner of grates, wires, racks and poles to grow about 4 huge and useless gourds each summer. Montreal loves this crap. BTW.

  33. Diver Doug says:

    What some people call trash, other people call “art”…I’m one of those who think it’s trash ! :-)

  34. TheRowdyRef says:

    Let’s see your boyfriend climb THIS to serenade you.

  35. JUSTTOM says:

    Now that’s a modern suburban fortress!

  36. peregrin says:

    Security-burglars will be too confused to attempt it.

  37. J says:

    An historic photo taken the same day a young Magneto discovers his amazing mutant ability.

  38. Bridge says:

    Day 297: I ran out of flamethrower ammo. I had to flee my home of 20 years. I’m lucky to be alive: running, weaponless, through the city streets with those damn monsters all around me; I had more than one close call. I must have run over 30 miles… however, I now need a new place to live. I started building a new house out of old broomsticks and folding chairs. I hope to have the roof up in a few days before the rain hits. I’m going to wire electricity through 52 AAA batteries I’ve saved up until now through a device sort of like a potato. Let’s hope I can finish the walls before the zombies discover where I am.

  39. serena says:

    Ha! I was just about to post the same link if no one else on here had either. =^^= I wonder if Miss Heather’s aware this is here. :D


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