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Favorite Comment: Fixer Owashii says, “This is the Walrus catcher’s truck. Rather than attempt to sneak up and catch escaped Walruses, they simply lure them right into the truck with the bucket.”
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Or a great way to seed your lawn!
It must work well; there is no snow or ice anywhere.
he couldn’t go very fast it would bounce like a ball.
Church collection got mobile ?
Pavement fertilization!
The road to Hell is no longer paved with good intentions… it’s fertilized blocks.
Could be a version of the ball and cup game where pedestrians act as the ball…
“We definitely ended on a high note today, Bob, in this leg of the World’s Strongest Rotary Spreader competition.”
“We certainly did, Tony. A world record was set in the Minivan Pull by Germany’s Niklas ‘The Canary’ Hartmann just 2 hours ago as you can see here in our instant replay…an impressive 100 feet in just 67.4 seconds!”
“Truly astounding, Bob. I can’t wait to see what will happen in tomorrow’s Caber Toss event.”
By turning on the rear window wipers it will add that extra needed oscillation to ensure complete distribution of the pavement fertilizer.
Why put it on the roof rack when you can drag it from the rear window wiper blades? With the added bonus that you can remove paint from every nearby vehicle and skin from every passerby with your new sandblaster.
Maybe the kludger is hoping that by dragging it backwards, it will pick up road debris…. hmmm
What people fail to realize is that if you get the van up to 80+ MPH, that seeder can double as a wood chipper!
You would have to go 80 MPH in reverse. I would chicken out somewhere below that speed.
First find a car that goes 80 MPH in reverse.
Anyone else think the the van and spreader are going to start singing “The Elephant March” song from “The Jungle Book”? Just me? Alright then.
Hup two three four
Keep it up two three four
Hup two three four
Keep it up two three four
Company sound off!
Ho, the aim of our patrol
Is a question rather droll
For to march and drill
Over field and hill
Is a military goal!
Is a military goal!
Hup two three four
Dress it up two three four
Hup two three four
Dress it up two three four
By the ranks or single file
Over every jungle mile
Oh we stamp and crush
Through the underbrush
In a military style!
In a military style!
Hup two three four
Keep it up two three four
EEEEE! I love that song! Oh, now it’ll be in my head all night….
I like how the van has the iron plated windows. Obviously, they can only put expensive things in there, so the borrowed grass seed spreader has to stay outside the car. But I am trying to under stand the logic of why that attached it to the back instead of putting it on the racks up top. Maybe they get better gas mileage with it on the back.
“Okay, wise guy. Up against the van… and spread ‘em.”
always the best
Is it a political statement in support of the union between the lawnmower and the ATV?
I’m thinking this is the European Mr Fix It.
El metodo de propagation de los tereoistas Espanoles. Mr Fix It.
Dies ist wie wir mit terroristen en Deutshland, Herr Mister Fix-it
With the budget cuts, we don’t have much salt left anyway.
This is the Walrus catcher’s truck. Rather than attempt to sneak up and catch escaped Walruses, they simply lure them right into the truck with the bucket.
That slap you heard was Johnny Appleseed giving himself the facepalm. “Dang it, I KNEW I didn’t have to walk all those miles, grumble grumble….”
Well, they have to put the lines on the pavement SOMEHOW.
Line Marking the 21st century way….
This rig gave me an idea. Fill the bucket full of bird seed, then really mess with the pigeons and grackles by dropping the seeds along a busy road. Just when they think they can grab a morsel, along comes another vehicle. I once did a similar thing with a leftover Arby’s sandwich, along an interstate access road underneath the elevated interstate. LOTS of pigeons, then the even-more-annoying grackles showed up.
I guess you’d use something like this if your lawn is HUUUUUUUUGE !
Ok, we’ve got a long drive ahead of us and I’m not stopping fro anything. If you have to go, use the toilet I rigged up in back.
Question:
now where did i put my grass fertilizer? here let me hop into my van and drive around… im sure its close by
Answer: its closer then you think
now we know how this happened:
http://thereifixedit.failblog.org/2010/02/16/epic-kludge-photo-these-sobriety-tests-are-rigged/