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Hansel And Gretel Road Trip


Hansel And Gretal Road Trip

Submitted by: nobo19 via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Owashii says, “This is the Walrus catcher’s truck. Rather than attempt to sneak up and catch escaped Walruses, they simply lure them right into the truck with the bucket.”

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  1. Pat says:

    Or a great way to seed your lawn!

  2. husabob says:

    It must work well; there is no snow or ice anywhere.

  3. Ron n Coffey says:

    he couldn’t go very fast it would bounce like a ball.

  4. Jompe71 says:

    Church collection got mobile ?

  5. JB says:

    Pavement fertilization!

  6. husabob says:

    The road to Hell is no longer paved with good intentions… it’s fertilized blocks.

  7. SavageParrot says:

    Could be a version of the ball and cup game where pedestrians act as the ball…

  8. Dogmeat says:

    “We definitely ended on a high note today, Bob, in this leg of the World’s Strongest Rotary Spreader competition.”
    “We certainly did, Tony.  A world record was set in the Minivan Pull by Germany’s Niklas ‘The Canary’ Hartmann just 2 hours ago as you can see here in our instant replay…an impressive 100 feet in just 67.4 seconds!”
    “Truly astounding, Bob.  I can’t wait to see what will happen in tomorrow’s Caber Toss event.”

  9. Nuclear Larry says:

    By turning on the rear window wipers it will add that extra needed oscillation to ensure complete distribution of the pavement fertilizer.

  10. TexasDan says:

    Why put it on the roof rack when you can drag it from the rear window wiper blades? With the added bonus that you can remove paint from every nearby vehicle and skin from every passerby with your new sandblaster.

  11. husabob says:

    Maybe the kludger is hoping that by dragging it backwards, it will pick up road debris…. hmmm

  12. Joe says:

    What people fail to realize is that if you get the van up to 80+ MPH, that seeder can double as a wood chipper!

  13. Ceci says:

    Anyone else think the the van and spreader are going to start singing “The Elephant March” song from “The Jungle Book”? Just me? Alright then.

    • TheAntiCat says:

      Hup two three four
      Keep it up two three four
      Hup two three four
      Keep it up two three four
      Company sound off!

      Ho, the aim of our patrol
      Is a question rather droll
      For to march and drill
      Over field and hill
      Is a military goal!
      Is a military goal!

      Hup two three four
      Dress it up two three four
      Hup two three four
      Dress it up two three four

      By the ranks or single file
      Over every jungle mile
      Oh we stamp and crush
      Through the underbrush
      In a military style!
      In a military style!

      Hup two three four
      Keep it up two three four

  14. josoma says:

    I like how the van has the iron plated windows. Obviously, they can only put expensive things in there, so the borrowed grass seed spreader has to stay outside the car. But I am trying to under stand the logic of why that attached it to the back instead of putting it on the racks up top. Maybe they get better gas mileage with it on the back.

  15. dono1 says:

    “Okay, wise guy. Up against the van… and spread ‘em.”

  16. Sihaya says:

    Is it a political statement in support of the union between the lawnmower and the ATV?

  17. TheAntiCat says:

    I’m thinking this is the European Mr Fix It.

  18. CT says:

    With the budget cuts, we don’t have much salt left anyway.

  19. Owashii says:

    This is the Walrus catcher’s truck. Rather than attempt to sneak up and catch escaped Walruses, they simply lure them right into the truck with the bucket.

  20. loremasterstl says:

    That slap you heard was Johnny Appleseed giving himself the facepalm. “Dang it, I KNEW I didn’t have to walk all those miles, grumble grumble….”

  21. KrazyKay says:

    Well, they have to put the lines on the pavement SOMEHOW.

  22. Jimbo says:

    Line Marking the 21st century way….

  23. Anna Rexia says:

    This rig gave me an idea. Fill the bucket full of bird seed, then really mess with the pigeons and grackles by dropping the seeds along a busy road. Just when they think they can grab a morsel, along comes another vehicle. I once did a similar thing with a leftover Arby’s sandwich, along an interstate access road underneath the elevated interstate. LOTS of pigeons, then the even-more-annoying grackles showed up.

  24. Diver Doug says:

    I guess you’d use something like this if your lawn is HUUUUUUUUGE !

  25. herds789 says:

    Ok, we’ve got a long drive ahead of us and I’m not stopping fro anything. If you have to go, use the toilet I rigged up in back.

  26. MegaAlex says:

    Question:
    now where did i put my grass fertilizer? here let me hop into my van and drive around… im sure its close by

    Answer: its closer then you think


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