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Favorite Comment: Fixer Tom says, “Shaving your tongue has never been easier. Personally, I’d just let it grow.”
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First at losing!
um, wasn’t there a post about the stupid Gillette Mach2/3 incompatibility thing already? thereifixedit fail.
no matter how you slice it, this is a FAIL on so many levels. I’ll cut myself off now.
I’m wondering if these are the “common everyday off the shelf items” this guy uses:
http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/08/13/funny-classifieds-bare-as-you-dare-m4w-49/
That bladeless razor must feel like the way we feel when seeing a fat ugly guy with a ferrari and a hot chick.
When you are going to hit the beach in your newly bought brazilian tangas and discover that the Wilkinson doesn’t fit the Gillette…
Then a mans got to do what a mans got to do!
Oh dang it which is which again.
you should have bought mach 3 blades, is not that difficult.
Just switch to a straight, never have to worry about finding the right blade again.
only have to worry about not finding the artery
That’s why I prefer cookies’n cream to cut my veins when depressed.
Day 146: Using the ladder and a tree as cover I managed to let the fire burn itself out. I built a few throwing knifes out of scavanged razor heads and popsicle sticks, sadly gone of popsicle.
no ductape??
Hairy!! Another tongue-and-groove joint.
This is what’s known as a splinter bid in bridge.
Had a smoke.
Went to the store, picked up some razor blades.
Got home, figured out they didn’t fit.
Had another smoke.
Ran back to the store, but forgot the stupid blades.
Picked up some popsicles.
Got home, had another smoke…
You should have bought some proper tobacco while you were at the store. Whatever’s in your pipe is not good for you.
Ran back to the store, and forgot the blades, and the handle, and picked up a large bag of Doritos, and some microwave burritos.
Spent 15 minutes wondering if I had really wanted Doritos and grabbed burritos instead or if it was the other way around. Or both ways.
Anyway, got halfway home and realized I didn’t get anything to drink. Could only think of one thing that would go with the food and headed back to the store to see if they sold Mojitos.
Sadly I’ve done the same thing
http://gavinblack.blogspot.com/2007/06/picture-is-worth-1000-words.html
Come hell or high water, I WILL figure out how to shave!
Hey I need those blades for my headblade razor!
Before Sweeney Todd became a barber, he had tried a number of other professions. What we see here is from when he was a doctor. A typical patient visit would go like this.
“Alright, please stick out your tongue and say ‘aaaah.’”
“Aaaah..”
“Alright, now stick out your neck and say ‘aaaah.’”
“Aaaa-UUGHCK!”
Is this a repeat or was it a different site I saw this on previously?
Umm… You didn’t think to go BACK TO THE STORE and request a REFUND OR EXCHANGE?
This isn’t a Kludge; it’s a FAIL
This cuts to the core of the question as to why you should switch to a double edge razor.
Yeah, okay it was lame. But I switched to a double edge last week, and a pack of 10 blades costs $6. And each lasts a week. And if you’re a real cheapskate, they used to make sharpeners for the blades that you can sometimes find.
$25 for a 8 pack of blades? Gillette can shove ‘em where the sun don’t shine.
Shaving your toungue has never been easier. Personally, I’d just let it grow.
Hey, I sent something like it for you
http://thecoreme.org/mdk/interneta/imagens/quando-voce-esta-com-pressa.html
Sorry, I don’t get this one at all. I keep puzzling over what I’m supposed to see. Is it because I use an electric shaver?
Razor blade cartridges in package on right don’t fit razor handle on the left (different brand). Solution: somehow attach a blade to a bunch of popsicle sticks.
Every brand of razor blades requires a special custom handle – normally you buy the handle and a couple of blades for $5. Then you buy packs of 10 blades for that handle for $15. The handle contains a spring and some plastic tabs which hold the blade in place. If any part of this assembly breaks, you can no longer use the handle.
Obviously, this guy bought a bandle, the blade got blunt, tried replacing it, the handle broke, and so he resorted to sticking a popsicle stick into the blade.
I wouldn’t use it to shave my pubes though !
Hmmm…What would macgyver do to escape the room ?