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Favorite Comment: Fixer Billy Bob says, “Whoever the pilot was that dropped that bomb, he didn’t miss the huge target on the back of the boat by much. He scored an 8.5 from the East German Judge. Also, what kind of weird sign is that on the right edge of the picture? I would say what it looks like to me but then this comment would be deleted for being offensive.”
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And there is a huge-ass missile in there, too…
An ass missile? Talk about shock and awe…
And the boat is propelled by 4 torpedoes!
wouldnt that just blow the boat up? not thats not a bad thing. using VW camper vans to pretty much create anything else has got a bit boring.
Except that it’s not a VW minibus.
I’m no art expert, but since art is purely subjective, why did we hafta be subjected to this floating mess? Because some yoyo got a hefty grant and is handy with a torch? Not my cup of tea.
Hey Husabob! Wanna take a torch to that thing?
Great minds think alike…
“I’m no art expert, but since art is purely subjective, why did we *hafta* be”
Not much of a spelling expert either, I see
We also kludge our English. And don’t assume anyone here is an expert. Except for the Zombie killing.
does anyone else see the missile or is that just me?
BTW… FIRST!!!
Another short-lived victory.
Failure to launch.
Those are drop tanks for fuel. When they are empty the pilot ‘drops’ them and you never know exactly where they will land.
Don’t you mean Georgia O’Keefe? This looks more like a giant penis than a bus-boat.
Georgia O’Keefe is known for her yonic paintings, not phallic. Perhaps you should lie down and tell me about your parents.
You know when you read a story about some ferry in Asia overturning and killing 400 people? Remember this picture and don’t feel bad about it anymore.
What about the aircraft drop tanks used as pontoons?!?
Whoever the pilot was that dropped that bomb, he didn’t miss the huge target on the back of the boat by much. He scored an 8.5 from the East German Judge. Also, what kind of weird sign is that on the right edge of the picture? I would say what it looks like to me but then this comment would be deleted for being offensive.
The sign reads:
“Nudist colony, this way !”
The front part has an helipad!
“So, eh… Is this a bus or a boat?” “It is 4 surf boards with luggage the size of an average woman’s luggage”
Wow, I’m done. It’s wonderful !!!
Now how do I get it to Burning Man ????
Wait, I’ll build a canal….
Lets get an old school bus to stick under it!
YUS!
A man, a plan, a canal…. Panama Canal V. 2.0: burner edition!
Willy Wonka: The Early Years. Tonight on Behind The Movie.
So, that yield sign…. Man with phallus or man with chainsaw?
Yes.
To me, it looks like a mand with a drum on a harness in front of him. In other words, the sign is actually “Beware- Marching Band!”
Your flash back to a bad acid trip starts in 3….2…..1
Man.. was bad enough the first time around.
Is that a gun turret on top of that thing?
I don’t even get this ………… has to be art!
“Let me get this straight: Just as the ferry boat captain was about to get your motor home safely ashore, he swerved to avoid an unexploded missile, plowed into a dilapidated carnival ride and came to rest on top of four mud surfers. And you expect your policy to cover that?”
“The policy says it will cover damage in case of Zombies, so I don’t think this is a big deal.”
And what is that Stickman Alert Sign warning us against… It looks to me like it might have three legs…
Or a boner……. Hey, just saying (plus Billy Bob was too affraid to say
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The stickman seems to have his arms at his sides, or he is just trying to hold that giant pen!s of his up
um, isnt that a bomb or a fuel tank in the foreground? looks iraqi (no offense, but im american). and, id hate to know what the pontoons are made of…
This is a houseboat moored on the River Adur in Shorham (nr Brighton), England. Actually a lot funkier than looks in that picture – IMHO
http://www.shorehamhouseboats.co.uk/wiki/Verda
http://images.google.com/images?q=houseboats+adur+shorham
There are a dozen others along that stretch – some funky, some so knackered they are not even worthy of a kludge.
“Knackered.” I have now learned some more of the King’s English.
hmmm … are you sure ? the missile seem to have hebrew writings ( yeah i can tell ) and the boat has a Star of David on its front . and i’m quite sure
israel used to have buses in those colors (you know white and blue = israel flag ) . so if we add all of those together … my guess would be israel ( not that i’m proud of it …. -_- ) .
No you can’t tell. The writing on the missile is in fact in English =]
know it well, walk past it often
Has nobody else noticed the front-loader washer/dryer inserted in the side of this thing? Brilliant!
Blackbeard’s way of saying “Throw ‘em under the bus” Arrrrr
I think it’s kind of cool. Mad Max meets Pirates Of The Caribbean.
Look at the yellow sign to the right of the boat
That’s in Shoreham, the people who own it are mental, thus explaing the look of the boat
You have my sympathies..
Shoreham NH? Must be the radioactivity.
Huh? There is no Shoreham in New Hampshire. There was a nuclear plant named Shoreham, but that was near Shoreham New York, on Long Island. It never went to full power, and was decommisioned, as soon as it was finished.
But anyway, they meant that the boat (?) is in Shoreham UK (England)
Correct, Shoreham by Sea to be all technical. This isn’t even the best boat along the river, it’s disapointing it isn’t on this website really.
Next time I find myself in Shoreham I will make sure I take a Pic I live like 5 mins away
“Yo ho yo ho, a pirates life for me!”
It’s the curtains on the bus that ruin it for me.
I actually approve, since curtains thankfully work both ways. I’m not sure I WANT to know what’s going on inside, but that’s only because I don’t work for a investigative government agency.
This is what inspired the WHO , I’m gonna buy me a magic bus oobus a magic bus….
Real Estate Listing: This fantastic houseboat features Live-aboard privilages, is eco friendly by being constructed of recycled materials including a retired city bus, curtains from the 70′s and the back half of an old pirate ship. It even comes complete with its own target, prepping you for Taco Bell’s next promotion from NASA dropping satellites out of orbit. And you don’t even have to drop anchor because recycling unused torpedos ack as part of your personal dock and tie off.
What’s my house doing on here?
Day 326: It took me blood, sweat and tears and literally a thumb to finish this boatbus but I finally managed to make it float.
Day 327: My idea to use rockets attached to the front to make my boatbus go faster failed miserably. Now I’m stuck at this little pond and I have no idea what to do with the rocket found in my garden.
Day 328: Apparently my boatbus has some repellent effect on zombies. All they seem to be doing when noticing my bus is stare in awe for 13.2 minutes and then turn around. Seems like the little activity left in their mind is somehow short-cicuited by my design of the front deck.
Have you played “Spore”? Have you developed most ugly creatures and most ugly transports? Well, you asked for it, since they are coming to visit you.
Guys… that’s a external fuel tank, not a bomb or missile.
Saddam Hussein’s new WMD Houseboat/Palace.
great boat!!
how did you get the bus on?
I’d love to cruise this bad boy around Lake Mead.. what a chick magnet!
This is what happens when Somali Pirates hideout in Amsterdam.
Am I the only one more curious about the little yellow sign with a picture of a man with an erection next to the boat?
yes someone else who saw that
There’s another picture at http://s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/35/65/356589_7fc43750.jpg
Since when has Boat been a verb ? One doesn’t boat, one sails!
Hey I’ve been to a party aboard that boat! Its all pretty hazy but I think the coach is completely stripped out inside and used as a dance-floor.
The boat next door is really pretty too
There’s also a Russian mine-sweeper a couple of boats down…
anyone who’s played kingdom hearts could tell this is the heartless tour bus. Or my creation in spore crashlanded. . . . . .THE END!!
The sign on the right means “NO GLOCKENSPIELING” on the dock.
true. i can see it already… it transports shadows into the battlezone, then runs Sora down with its kludginess
Huh. Gives a new definition to the term “Photobomb”, no?
this boat is in Shoreham-By-Sea in West Sussex, ived in this area all my life, always makes me chuckle when i see it
ok, Does anyone else see the sign on the right of the screen? what is it saying? cause it lokk’s like somebidy walking around with wood
Lol, this is a long looooooooong long boat, and crazy
The Love Bus soon will be making another run.
The Love Bus promises something for everyone.
Set a course for adventure, Your mind on a new romance.
It’s the Love Bus-ah! It’s the Love Bus-ah!
Um, those are fuel tanks for f-15/16, not bombs.
though, they can be released at any given time(even air) and would make an impact.
Brilliant flotation devices….
hey everyone! We found the weapons of mass destruction, maybe our government hasn’t been completely lying to us…
a un-exploded bomb?
welcome to the danger zone
