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No Officer, I Have No Idea How The Fire Started


No Officer, I Have No Idea How The Fire Started

Submitted by: Brendan via Submit a Kludge!

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Fixer Pat says, “Even more impressive is the quality of the photography, taken from the perspective of that particular plug. Very Tarantino-esque.”

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  1. Jompe71 says:

    Hey! …that looks like… …MY PLACE!

  2. Sparrow says:

    That looks like the server “room” (closet, actually, if that) at one place I temped for.

  3. Tina says:

    That looks like my husband’s office…. :o

  4. tyberius says:

    Same here. Home/workstation setup, 2 desktops one laptop, display, loudspeaker, printer, external hard drive, external USB hub, 3-4 gadget chargers, nothing out of the ordinary, and you end up with such a nice looking cable jungle. And as scary as it looks, my total power consumption stays below 200W during work hours, 300W when gaming.

  5. tahrey says:

    OTOH I’ve got a similar amount in my room, but it manages to stay fairly straight and clear. Should maybe not let on to any passing safety officers that there’s stuff like a 2000w heater and a 500w security light (along with all the little loads) running off just two wall outlets with a pair each of daisy chained 4-way strips plugged into them…. though I have tried to balance the loads :)

    What are those wierd-ass sockets, by the way? A strange memory is telling me Australian…

    • william says:

      those plugs are common in Australia and New Zealand
      i am in new zealand and i could say the same for your main’s sockets.

      • rope says:

        the good thing about aussie plugs is they use higher voltage than american plugs so they are less likely to burn or melt
        however i have seen a test where we put 80 amps through a 16 amp circuit breaker before it tripped and the wires were too hot to touch

  6. Badgirl says:

    Looks like m…naw, not enough dog hair.

  7. Pat says:

    Even more impressive is the quality of the photography, taken from the perspective of that particular plug. Very Tarantino-esque.

    • Madness says:

      It’s sort of like the wires are alive and clawing their way out the dark recesses of the corner … and now are coming for YOU!

  8. aegis3d says:

    I’ve seen worst at lanparties :D

  9. Nuclear Larry says:

    Australian crowsfoot they be.

  10. Lennart says:

    Nothing to save, just burn down and start over!

    Looks like a hack of a campfirestarter…

  11. joey says:

    Day 195: I managed to kludge a zombie trap out of multiple wires and power strips daisy-chained together. That should keep them at bay until I can find more Oust for my flamethrower.

  12. Gumby1008 says:

    Thats NOTHING, at a lan party we have had 8 consoles, 7 tvs or monitors, 4 sound systems, 3 computers and a projector running off a total of 2 power points we did overload it, in our biggest we brought down most of the houses power, LOL

  13. JB says:

    Day 196: The zombie trap didn’t work as the utilities went offline 195 days ago… Must think…

  14. JRS says:

    It kept popping so i just put a 60amp breaker in….

  15. dono1 says:

    Day 200- FINAL ENTRY
    It’s over! It’s hard to believe I’ve spent so much time trying to kludge my way free of this zombie invasion while the solution was right under my nose: the CHEEZburger survey! I’ve administered the survey to the entire zombie population and while they’ve been busy struggling over questions like “What is your age group?” I’ve been busy chopping their heads open with a machete (remember: no reloading necessary!). I just finished off the last of them and I’m now headed to Australia, which is populated, zombie-free and (I’m told) has made some major advancements in power strip surge protection technology. I leave behind this journal in hopes it can help future generations of jury riggers. Farewell.

  16. Dinghus says:

    Day 201 – Crap. The zombie invasion did away with all methods of transportation to Australia. And now I see zombie moose from Canada coming across the border. Maybe I can get a excercise bike and a generator to power my trap.

    • Emery says:

      Day 202: Crap. The moose were being ridden by Russian immigrant zombies. Now I’m really screwed, unless I can steer them to Mexico…. oh wait! The border police won’t let them cross into the USofA, something about their papers not being current or something… I’m saved!

    • Dirty0ldman says:

      Day 203: It was a trap all along… the past few weeks were all a figment of my imagination. I have come to realize that the power cords are MULTIPLYING on their OWN.
      They are emitting a strange magnetic force that is interfering with my thoughts… wait… interfering with my brains…
      Does this have anything to do with the Zombies desire for more brains?

  17. Bridge says:

    “Sweetie, be a dear and unplug the TV for me.” “…… I hate you, mom.”

  18. Jek says:

    From the creators of the Rubik’s Cube, we bring you ‘Untangle This’. Fun and excitement for the whole family! (Caution: Beware of electrical burns)

  19. SomeGuy314 says:

    It could be New Zealand.

  20. mywhistle says:

    It would be scary enough if it was 110 but this is 220. Twice the fun at the same price!!

    • Carlos the Jackal says:

      240 Volts in Austalia, actually. More than double the fun…

    • Stoneshop says:

      Twice the volts, half the amps for the same power. Half the amps through a contact like a plug/socket connection -> one-fourth of the heat at the contact point.

      I always wonder why US wall sockets don’t combust after plugging in a toaster or a hair-dryer, with those weedy pins carrying lotsa amps.

  21. Blackmoore says:

    *TRIP* ***ZAP!!***

  22. Naomi WATTS says:

    Mr. Morgan, what are you doing?
    Mr. Morgan, come out of there.

    Those pictures, ah christ, the things she’d show ya.

    ….and she’ll never stop. You comin’ here proves that.

  23. catsaiyan says:

    one plug lookes like it was on fire

  24. CT says:

    Technological innovation. Ya see, the small white one is plugged into the middle white one. The middle white one and the top white one are both plugged into the black one. The black one is plugged into the light bulb socket in the foreground. Flip the light switch, and the entire company comes to life.

  25. Jeremy K says:

    I moved to New Zealand a year ago, and the huge rats nests and daisy-chained power strips they use here are scary! We have whole rows of computers chained off a single wall outlet because that’s the best we can do with available outlets.

    • NoseMoking says:

      Same here – just moved to Oz. Oceania needs to seriously update their building codes – especially running on the 240V.

      • rope says:

        why
        we have some of the best building safety in the world
        stuff that has been mandatory here is under review in usa with years before it becomes law
        our power at 240v 10a is better than 110v 20 amp and our insulation is thicker

  26. Secad says:

    Ah, yes, why don’t you come and see the first in our line of insurance scams…

  27. mws640 says:

    Dude, that’s my basement

  28. Sarge says:

    Yeesh. That’s an electrical fire waiting to happen.

  29. RovingRanger says:

    So is this a new spin on the phrase “farting sparks”?

  30. chayes19 says:

    The Occupational Health and Safety Committee won’t like the look of this.

  31. phear says:

    there’s a few free plugs, you can do better.

  32. KitFox says:

    Soooo.. wheres the Kludge?
    All i see is a perfectly normal breeding nest of cables, same as you will find under any computer desk.

  33. KitFox says:

    Looks like mine, actually. Lets see….
    1 pc (via 1 ups). 1 screen. 1 printer. 1 wireless repeater. 1 iburst wireless modem (power + network + external cable). 1 cell phone charger. 1 camera charger. 1 other cellphone charger. 1 desk fan. 1 desk light. 3 external hard drives. 1 ionizer. 1 coffee percolator. 1 network switch.
    Thats not too much for a single outlet, is it?

  34. William says:

    That’s what I call a bad Power Point presentation

  35. notanengineer says:

    Voluntary firefighters will end up with eye cancer when they see this weird erm wired mess. In Europe, we’ve ~220V max. 16A AC and I’m pretty careful with extension wires (though I’ve even made one myself – but I had a pro bro who checked it pefore I plugged it in and yes I replaced it 4 my own safety :-P ). Btw plz don’t do this (picture) or this (my text) at home. Cleaning rooms after a fire sucks . really. Especially after a fire with burning PVC (Poisionous gases and dust!!!). got it??

  36. TehFunnyGuyInTheVan says:

    *fire starts* Ohh! YAY! I can finnaly use my homemade Fire Extinguisher!

  37. HoraceRider says:

    Dudes! Yer missin’ the most important point here!! That thing is plugged into itself. We’ve got PERPETUAL MOTION!!!

  38. fogducker05 says:

    I sure hope the gro-op is payin’ off cuz the power company won’t like that!

  39. XXX says:

    OMG 666 Ratings!

  40. metabaron says:

    Isn’t that how everbody does it?

  41. Diver Doug says:

    See what happens when you let an apprentice do the job !! :-)

  42. Bastet says:

    Are they chasing the plug at the top in the Benny-Hill-esque way? Or is this “snakes on a plane”… with plugs?

  43. keith says:

    all you need now for the full effect are a couple electric heaters plugged in.

  44. ThatGuyOverThere says:

    What do you think the chances are that the plug in the foreground is powering the camera this picture was taken with?

  45. Alpha-Beta says:

    I can hear the helpless screams of trapped electricians… One less bill to pay!

  46. CWL77 says:

    First of all;

    240 volts is equally as lethal as 120 & the wiring used in European or Australian wiring methods are much lighter than the American wiring methods & standards.

    The wiring insulation is nominally rated @ 500 & 600 volts respectively.

    Although the power demand in amperes is roughly 1/2 using 240 volts VS 120 volts, the lighter wire gauges must be taken into account as this type of electrical connector used is rated at a maximum of 16 amperes (Similar electrical connectors in the U.S. have 20 ampere ratings with the prongs perpendicular instead of the common parallel blades found on 15 ampere devices.)

    In North America, our wiring devices (plugs, cord connectors & receptacles) have N.E.M.A. configuration numbers assigned according to voltage & ampere ratings with straight blade devices rated from 15 amperes through 60 amperes.

    Common standard North American (60Hz) Voltages of:

    120/208/240/277/480 in the U.S.A. Both Single (120/240) & 3 phase (120/208 WYE, [240 DELTA], 277/480 WYE & [480 DELTA]

    NOTE: 1-phase 240 volt secondary winding has center-tapped neutral; thus making potential [120 volts to Earth/Ground.]

    Canada includes all above voltages plus 347/600 WYE (3-Phase)
    Mexico & Central (Latin America.) 127/220 WYE (3-phase)

    Not to be confused with (50Hz) voltages of Middle East, Europe & Australia: (3 Phase 220-240/380-415 Volt, WYE) [220-240 VOLTS to EARTH/GROUND.]

    Further information on North American Electrical Standards & Codes is obtainable from the following publications:

    National Electrical Code NFPA-70, Batterymarch Park, Quincy MA 02169
    North American Electrician’s Handbook ISBN# 0-07-137735-2

  47. AuToFiRE says:

    PFFFFT ~ My wiring jobs are a hell of a lot worse than that

  48. ThatDarnCat says:

    Obviously an American did this…


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