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Favorite Thread!: Today we continue the Epic Zombie Drama that was started a few weeks ago!
Fixer Blackmoore gets the ball rolling with, “Day 139: We’re having some issues with zombies attempting to get in through the roof on the science center. As I’m currently out of ammo I had to kludge together a pole arm to reach up and saw off the limbs. It’s take a few days to get used to it, but last night i managed to behead 5, and severed 15 arms.”
Fixer lovejones says, “Day 140: Oh my god! The zombie got the pole-arm; don’t ask how, they just did.”
Then Fixer Bridge says,”Day 141: The zombies managed to combine their individual IQ point into a whole. They have stolen my saw-arm and are cleverly using it to cut down the fence I just built. I managed to put together a handgun with parts I stole from an old drive thru talk box, but I didn’t plan ahead on what I was going to use for ammo…. damnit.”
And Fixer Ast concludes, “I remember the beans from the can that I used my kludged can-opener to open a very long time ago. I have not finished that can of beans. Maybe the shrivelled-up and hardened ones can serve as ammo.”
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It is time to buy a new saw now.
time to saw goodbye…
Such a nice neighborhood.
That tape better be strong.
I hope they don’t cut through the tape!
What do you mean you’ve decided to grow your hair instead?
FIRST!!!!! Took me a minute to figure out what this was, though.
He giveth, and He taketh away.
Let’s see if it will cut through this power line first.
‘The Continental’ finally takes it to the streets, where neighborhood women, frustrated that he is not deterred by the throwing of ’champagna’ into his face, finally kick it up a notch. If you keep watching this scene, you’ll see Christopher Walken enter– and then quickly exit–stage right.
Tree, telephone or power pole, metal ladder, mop handle, duct tape, carpenter’s saw, clamp. Even if this guy (must be a guy!) went and bought a proper limb saw, he still has the telephone pole and the ladder combo to take him out. The makeshift saw is a red herring in this photo, but this way, the family saves the $29.00 from the saw to put toward a better quality of casket.
this is Kisame’s Samehada!
The ladder looks a bit kludgey too… I bet I can guess which limb it’s leaning against, and which one they’re gonna saw….. without going out on a limb.
limb. limb, limb; it’s just one of those words that makes me smile to say it!
Appropriate, since I suspect we’re about to witness someone’s loss of one. Or more.
Keep chanting, and it sounds kinda like Monty Python: Limb, limb, LIMB…
Ready for zombies!
Day 139: We’re having some issues with zombies attempting to get in through the roof on the science center. As I’m currently out of ammo I had to kludge together a pole arm to reach up and saw off the limbs. It’s take a few days to get used to it, but last night i managed to behead 5, and severed 15 arms.
Day 140: Oh my god! The zombie got the pole-arm; don’t ask how, they just did.
Day 141: The zombies managed to combine their individual IQ point into a whole. They have stolen my saw-arm and are cleverly using it to cut down the fence I just built. I managed to put together a handgun with parts I stole from an old drive thru talk box, but I didn’t plan ahead on what I was going to use for ammo…. damnit.
I remember the beans from the can that I used my kludged can-opener to open a very long time ago. I have not finished that can of beans. Maybe the shrivelled-up and hardened ones can serve as ammo.
Day 142: Ran out of beans. I have resorted to singing on my kludged kareoke machine to keep thezombies at bay.
Day 143: The zombies used my saw-arm and cut off their ears. THIS IS THE END!!!
i have managed to combine some bleach and mayonnaise to make a solution that resembles gun powder but what do i use for a casing
That’s not a saw. It’s an ancient arrowhead from thousands of years ago. It was used by cavemen to take down the odd stegosaurus.
looks like it can be a weapon in final fantasy
Not big enough.
The massacre in Texas 2 is really going to be cheaper
I was thinking of a horror movie prop too..
So that’s where the “MR. FIX IT” guy was headed out in his van.
Ahab: “First we plunge into the whale then we make the sushi.” Smee: “Wait a minute, watch the fried cable guy come down, then we make the dumplings.”
Dude didn’t want to pay $19.99 for a tree saw so he got creative and payed.
$9.99 for the broom
$12.99 for the hand saw
$5.99 for a roll of duct tape
$1.29 for the clamp
Enraged lumberjack kills 3 and injures 17 in an attempt to cut a tree.
*facepalm*
Why do I keeping having flashbacks of “The Lawnmower Man”?
Also, I see this showing up in a new “GTA: Urban Terror” as an unlockable.
God that movie was creepy.
My bet is that contraption was assembled after he used the saw in the normal way:
the duct tape is smooth, clean, and unwrinkled. This might work though if he used hose clamps on the outside of the tape.
But the cat came back the very next day. the cat came back, thought he was a gonner.
I like this, The teeth on this saw is made for cutting trunks and large branches which makes it much better than come with the branch cutters you buy at Home Depot.
Not such a bad hack, actually. Though i’d've gone with a vise-grip or two (and no tape) to attach it, and preferably a much less rusty saw. (Rust doesn’t sharpen well.)
It’s gonna have to come off, soldier. Have a shot of whiskey and bite this bullet…
Was anyone else’s first thought “is that blood on the saw?”
Near the teeth.. close to the clamp? Anyone?
Oh, oh. Tree branches on the sidewalk. Good thing I brought my Swiss Army Mop with me.
Win.
It’s like handyman meets Highlander..
Meets Zombie apocalypse…..
i lover the fact that not only is the saw home made but the ladder looks like two ladders glue together
Mr. Obvious. How do you know this? Are you “MR. FIX IT”? Was that your van too?
I’ve actually done this, it’s a great way to improvise a pruning saw.
SAW VIII
It slices it dices it makes julian fries!
Blizzard keeps getting lazier with their weapon modeling. First they were copying old models and recoloring them. Now this.
When the zombie apocalypse comes, I’m with this guy! He’s like a backyard McGyver of weaponry.
I’m the guy who did this.
A few things to point out:
- Picture was taken after the branch was cut down. You can see the downed branch in the background. Note – it’s not a clean cut, I got about 3/4 of the way through and then the branch broke off. I managed to jump off the ladder before it hit me in the head.
- The tape wasn’t cut through, because I only used the part of the saw protruding past the broom handle.
- That’s rust on the saw. Not blood. Yet.
- The clamp was required because the duct tape alone wasn’t strong enough to hold the saw in place. I only used the side of the saw with the large teeth, so the clamp did an effective job of acting against the pressure of pushing against the branch.
- The ladder is an extension ladder, it’s not 2 ladders attached together.
- I actually think this would make an awesome weapon in a first person shooter.
Yeah, I wouldn’t mind splitting some Nazi skulls with that.
It’s the Master Sawrd!
*doo doo doo doooooo*
True. If duct tape isn’t enough to hold it together, it was not meant to be!
Emergency Room Co-pay: $100
Surgery to reattach severed foot: $500
Missing Work for three months while the foot heals: $17,000
Hiring a professional next week to do it for you: $75
Clearly it’s a ‘shop.