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No air bags? First stop- the marshmallow aisle.
Aisle 8, next to pillows and toilet paper.
Aisle 9 has the staples, nails & wire brushes.
And it’s easy to push when out of gas!
Pimp My Ride – Homeless Edition
where is the overhead luggage rack for those BIG Black Friday purchases?
See that welding rig behind the wall? It’s not finished yet.
“No! No! No! How many times have I told you if you want to ride in the cart you have to use the seat and fasten the safety belt!”
Who needs airbags with a roll cage like that?
When the express lane just isn’t fast enough.
Does not look like a working one. Steering rod is welded to the frame of the basket. No steering there. Isnt the engine missing the round cover there the pull starter should be?
i dont see anything for throttle/brakes either. still a sweet cart, though!
remote start?
Look more carefully, the frame the steering wheel is attached to is one on two pieces of metal welded to the actual frame and that piece is attached to the wheels.. So it’s not as much a wheel as it is handlebars really..
Jackass version of “Pinks all out”
“Cleanup on Highway 49!”
Out of the way, I’m a motorist.
i guess someone got tired of squeaky wheels
“Hey Y’all! Check out my new car! the pick-up ain’t redneck enough fer me anymore..” – Billy Bob
Oohhh, that looks fun!… well, for about 2 minutes until it does a wheelie and my head ends up painting a new red line on the ground.
This cart was built with the power shopper in mind.
snash, the steering is welded to a bar that seems to move left/right, so I think you can steer.
As far as the pull starter, my neighbor used to start his mower with a drill/screwdriver to the axle, so i wouldn’t discount some external contraption to start that engine
How fast do you think The Stig could get it around Top Gear’s track?
“And there’s no airbag; but look at this wheel; what a way to go!”
Who needs an airbag? The roll cage is good enough.
This particular roll cage works by sticking your head between your legs & kissing your ass goodbye!
Dammit, I realized I kludged the quote from Jeremy Clarkson. “And there’s no airbag; but being impaled on this wheel; what a way to go!”
It’s OK. Everyone has an off day. Except maybe the Stig.
After 8 beers, will you be charged with DUI if the cops pull you over?
They’ll just keep you in the cage.
Can i buy this, i want 1?
I guess a road train made of these would look marvelous.
Where’s the rear-facing child seat?
Does this actually have any power to the wheels? The steering looks like it might work, I’m not sure, but I can’t see any signs of a drive belt, chain, shaft, anything like that. So I’m wondering if this is actually a mock-up, not a working machine.
Probably just a work in progress, i.e. they needed more beer. Isn’t the frame in the way of the front wheels turning?
“Dammit Bill, I said get a go-kart. Get a GO-kart!”
Just need to add the airbags. What would you prefer- paper or plastic?
It’s a Go-Kart!
Use only extra virgin oil in isle 5!
“Hallo…? Hello, boss. Sorry, but I cannot go to work… What?… No, I’m not sick, but I have no coin for my car.”
This one is better!
http://www.etotheipiplusone.net/?page_id=197
It’s electric, it works, and there’s video!
Ah, this guy’s a piker. Click my link above to see a complete and all-electric version from MIT. Still needs a helmet.
You know the economy’s bad when Mario downgrades to Shop Karts….Next I see him in Shop-Kart for the Wii
I think it’s an awesome kludge. Almost beyond kludge.
Dingus, Dingus Where are you boy? I know you used the generator to make a gas powered welder, and used the gas powered mower to make a generator, but boy what did you do to my weed whacker?
What? My weed whacker now does 35 on the straight-a-way?
Dingus, you’se in for some whomping now, I tell you what!
ROAD RAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
… after passing the candy isle!
Built to compete in the Walmart 500 – aisles, that is.
My nephew needs one of these .
An ordinary cart ride isn’t enough for tykes these days…
A motorized wheelchair would be the logical upgrade to this kludge-kart.
“Tired of wasting so much time shopping the mall. No more! This baby reaches a speed of 20 miles an hour, while you easily pick the items from the shelves. If you order now you get this high design aluminium Shopping kart.”
Back in my day, we just put the kids in the shopping cart and told them to be quiet…
Now the little buggers are driving the damn things…
Shopping Cart of Doom.
Shopping Cart of Death.
Frankencart.
Racecart.
slap a handicapped plate on it, and drive it right into the store.
The hell with all the mechanics of the thing:
1. who would actually FIT in there – besides a kid steering with his chin?
2. if a thin person actually DID get in it, with no back support, how long before the back of his shirt caught fire?
3. how comfortable would it be to sit forward away from the engine, with the steering wheel jammed against your chest and your legs stuck in one position?
Next project: a stretch limocart with a full seat.
If you’re taking this out on Black Friday, you need a snowplow attachment to clear people out of the way.
Dont like the black friday comment. But still, some motering… initative?
Wallmart Kart Track – I’ma gonna win.
Er… I think Bubbles has taken his little shopping cart business to the next level.
This is for Aussie rednecks at Bunnings Warehouse!
Gives new meaning to “go-carts”
MUST……USE……TO…..RUN OVER STUPID…….LIL’…….KIDS!
Amazing idea =)))))
If you don’t like how I drive then stay off the footpath.
I have no idea where it was on black friday!
it might have been at the mall or the gas station…it really should stop going to the gas station, I think its addicted to gas & oil.