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Thanks to Fixer Pat for tracking down the origin of this awesome speaker set! – Ms. Fix-It

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Fixer Limulus says, “Why yes, they ARE tweeters.”

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  1. wideaperture says:

    For the rare person who really loves “the chicken dance.”

  2. Limulus says:

    Why yes, they ARE tweeters.

  3. Piggy says:

    Totally jacked from Lifehacker. Way to go.

  4. Badgirl says:

    Looks cheep to me.

  5. JV says:

    This idea was hatched by a real egghead.

  6. JB says:

    Were these made by the Omega-3 company?

  7. JB says:

    You can only buy them by the dozen!

  8. Luka says:

    Which came first, the speakers or the radio?

    • Beatus Mongous says:

      The egg rolls over, and lights his cigarette, and the frustrated chicken just lays there with the blanket over her, and finally mumbles, “Well, I guess we know the answer to THAT question!”

  9. Pat says:

    This most definitely is not a kludge. This project was reported on Geekologie about eight months ago.

  10. De Jappe says:

    eggs, just in case you ran out of soda bottles.

  11. Brett says:

    I wonder if the builder of these prefers rock over easy listening. I wish I could come up with a better line but it is getting late and I must scramble to get my days work together.

    • Archangel says:

      I’m walking on eggs shells in knowing how to reply. I can’t hatch up anything. Someone pronounce a benedict-ion on these eggs.

  12. cjk says:

    So given the proper bass, the speaker shells will be no more.

  13. Kees says:

    This looks like a scaled-down version of the pop speakers.

  14. Kees says:

    He must have shelled out a few for this. He’ll feel the pressure of the financial yolk for the rest of the month.

  15. Yosh says:

    This one cracks me up!

  16. Evan says:

    Well, you know what they say: you can’t make a speaker without breaking a few eggs.

  17. Athelas says:

    Chickenbots! Transform!!
    Chickenbots, speakers in desguise.

  18. dephs says:

    This is absolutely amazing. Nothing else to be said for it.

  19. RusFixer says:

    I like it, especially the cut.

  20. echo says:

    I wouldn’t want to tote these to my lan parties… too fragile!

  21. dono1 says:

    Anybody want to listen to an albumin?

  22. Jim Pemberton says:

    These aren’t what they’re cracked up to be: there’s either too much white noise or the volume’s down so what comes out is too soft and all you get is just a peep out of it. That alone will ruffle your feathers.

  23. Name says:

    could be the new JBL speakers..

  24. kelti says:

    For the eggcentric music listener…

  25. mathnerd3 says:

    I’m worried about the sound quality. It might be scrambled.

  26. yivo says:

    How on earth did anyone manage to cut an eggshell so precisely without it breaking-amazing!

  27. Texchanchan says:

    I want to see a set made out of ostrich eggs.

    • dc says:

      I would totally go for a set of these in ostrich eggs. That would resolve the narrow range and they would be totally stylish!

  28. joevk78 says:

    I tested these out for only a couple of days and they already stink.

  29. Dragon says:

    All the king’s horses and all the king’s men…

    entered the 21st century and tweeted, “OMG we can hook our iPods up to this! FTW!!1!!1″

  30. Shatora says:

    I dont have a joke, but that is just so cleaver. Who ever made this was a real egg head.

  31. heyman says:

    Eggceptional!

  32. The Cat says:

    I think this isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

  33. joevk78 says:

    I bet those are cheep!

  34. JohnDonson says:

    I had another joke, but Ommelette it go. :)

  35. Poodleinacan says:

    One word, WOW.

  36. classicgameguru says:

    Which came first, the “camera” or the egg?

  37. Ann Wouters says:

    This is actually well made.

  38. Mullet says:

    Is it only me who’s seeing a rather macabre aspect of this? :(

    • Random says:

      What’s so macabre about this? It’s not like it’s exactly screaming death or destruction at us- tho there might be irony if he/she listens to death metal out of it…

      but you do know the chicken eggs used probably were UNFERTILIZED meaning, they were -never- alive to begin with, meaning they are just containers of nutrients that may or may not have been eaten.

      It’d only be macabre in my eyes if those were chicken heads, instead of egg shells.

  39. L says:

    Those look awesome! Best… Fix… EVER! Obviously, they aren’t portable but pretty cool anyway.

  40. mykpat says:

    I think I will poach this idea

  41. Marts says:

    That’s eggsactly what I should do..

  42. nicholi1222 says:

    What happens if you turn them all the way up???

  43. weasel2htm says:

    Those are iMac speakers, very clever.

  44. Dean-Ish says:

    Egg-Shell-ent Idea guys!!!

  45. Archangel says:

    And, to make sure the eggs are cooked right, I’m going to use a Bird watt meter to tune the microwave:

    http://www.bird-technologies.com/

  46. Daragh says:

    Speakers like thAt will help you get laid

  47. daragh says:

    I’m sure these will get you laid.

  48. serge says:

    I wonder how Eggs, Wind & Fire will sound on these

  49. Julie says:

    TOO MANY EGG PUNS!! D:

  50. Shenorai says:

    I wish they’d stop staring at me…


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