Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Week is available to purchase THROUGH SUNDAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!
OMG = Oh. My. God.
WTF = What the Fu—nyuns! Sorry, I got hungry while typing that sentence, and so I reached over to grab some of those delicious onion-flavored corn chips. Mmmm, Funyuns!!! My mind must have wandered. Where was I?
BBQ = The food, the event, or the appliance involved in slow-cooking delicious yumyums over a smoldering fire for a long period of time. Hopefully with a cold beverage in hand and some good music coming from a nearby boom box. ‘Cuz nothin’ beats a slow-roasted hot dog while jamming out to Taylor Sw…I mean Bowie. Yeah, David Bowie. He’s still cool, right?
OMGWTFBBQ = an emotion for which there are no words, only an unwieldy acronym.
Well, it used to be there was only an acronym. Now we have a t-shirt.
LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect gift for a friend (or for yourself).
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These are reversible if you’d like to wear the logo on the inside and the washing instructions on the outside. Plus, if you have a leaky pipe you can wrap these around it and secure them with lots of duct tape. And when stuffed into a shotgun shell, they make a great surprise gift for a zombie (imagine the look of surprise on where their face used to be!)
Advertisements!! Poor form. Poor form.
You wouldn’t sell a lot of these to the women in my family. And some of the guys have a reputation that has everyone staying out of the way already. The shirts might just get singed. Just sayin’.
..why is this on the site?
Is this a newspost, or did someone have the gall to try to advertise on this site via submitting a kludge?