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That serves Frosty right for sticking his nose in other people’s business.
Instead of a horse’s head, they put a carrot in his bed?
Bringing a horse’s head is a real hassle. You just put the carrot and wait for the horse to come.
I didn’t know carrots made horses come in bed. That idea seems a little inflated.
This seems to confirm the supposed “internet rule” that if it exists, there is porn of it somewhere.
Ah yes, some one invoked rule 34…
MADE IN CHINA 010 got raped
Actually, I did the very same kludge a number of years ago except that I added a condom over the carrot. That was the only way to get a good leak-free seal and it worked out just fine.
This is the special Christmas edition blow up bed. Guaranteed that Santa’s reindeer will come inside the house and scare the living daylights out of those unwanted in-laws!
Midnight snack! Jack Rabbit is sleeping here tonight!
This picture is already on the site, just in the archives somewhere.
Sorry, I don´t think so. I´ve just watched thru all the blog yesterday.
It’s a kludge missle launcher toy, you jump on the mattress, and it shoots the carrot out.
there not supposed to know that…
Improving night vision,
One carrot at a time.
Oh man, not even gonna touch the Freudian implications of this one.
Sometimes a carrot is just a carrot.
Until it’s a carrot in your bed.
The latest fashion in biodegradable solutions!
Based on the marks dug into the carrot, if some body part were to be used instead…. OUCH!!!!!
Weight limit with carrot: 150 lbs.
Watch out for pointed flying object if exceeded.
Also, I don’t think it’s being used under “Competent supervision”
She liked that it was within reach but hated that she soon was on the hard ground.
Made in China? No wonder that bed is so hungry.
No comment.
Wow a self censored comment.
The moderator said “No chance in Hell” in regards to my original comment.
Somehow, I believe that
The gist of it: a rhino & the Mustang Ranch. Use your imagination.
So that’s why the fill valve settings are marked “Firm”, “Extra Firm”, and “Julienne”.
That’s kinda dirty.
i wonder if the carrot shoots out like a bullet if you jump on the mattress
“Local Man killed by high-speed carrot”
So would this be food for dream?
I’m sorry when I saw this I thought it was a reverse glory hole
MADE IN CHINA. Some Kludgery Required. Carrot Not Included.
Seems like a rip off to me.
During the translation process, the instructions to “inflate bed, then screw in cap-top”, changed to “inflate bed, then screw in carrot”.
There was a man driving down a road in the middle of the night when he got a flat tire. He knocked on the door of the nearest house and a farmer answered the door. The man asked if he could stay the night. The farmer agreed but told the man that whatever he did, not to put his carrot in the hole in the air bed…
If that were a water bed mattress,the carrot might actually grow.
A carrot in a water bed mattress? So phallic.
Pictured: My father’s way of explaining sex to me.
Not pictured: My horrified expression.
China?! I guess I shoulda taken a left at Albuquerque!
I have that type of air mattress and its a real pain to find a replacement valve. The kludge here is pretty dirty, but it just might get you through a night.
No, just no …
Pity the title missed the “carrot-in” pun.
The label should say now ‘partly environment-friendly’.
Irony is that the mattress’s hole gets blown and the carrot is just being abused
Bugs bunny, elmer fudd, a mattress and a carrot…
“whats Up doc!”
He needed to see his dreams a little clearer.
Just imagine what the babies will look like…
Hope that’s the only hole that carrots been in.
Oh look, the carrot is ribbed for…
you know what I’m just going to stop there.
What if I really ***NEED*** that carrot in the middle of the night? Uh?
you won’t be willing to sleep anymore then…
Obviously this is taken from a deleted scene in “Shoot ‘em up!” On the wall where you can’t see it says, “CLIVE OWEN WUZ HERE” and an arrow.
I have that same airbed. Where can I get a threaded carrot like that?
Oh gawd! That’s like the airbed I once slept on for a whole weekend while visiting relatives. Everyone else got a bedroom to themselves. I got the airbed next to the dog’s basket. Even then the dog got the space next to the wall mounted heater. The worst part was, every two hours, half the air-bed would deflate, and I would have to manually inflate it. Raiding some of the vegetables from the Sunday lunch would have been a good way of expressing how much I appreciated the effort they went to.
Handy when you have to get up in the middle of the night. Eat carrot… instant night-vision.
Wait, is this a radioactive carrot we’re talking about, Gilligan?
I guess I never realized air mattresses need to go #2
It would work fine until it got shriveled up and soft.
(Thats what she said!)
Just make sure your pet rabbit is in his cage for the night.
Even from the initial pitch for 2007′s ‘Teeth’, it was clear the film was going to be a clear hit.
The tragic results of autoerotisism gone wrong, horribly horribly wrong.
“Of course not honey, mommy and daddy only use the carrot to plug the bed hole.”