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Securefoam Is Real?


Securefoam Is Real?!

Submitted by: Parking lot of quail springs mall via Submit a Kludge!

Remember Securefoam? I wonder when Taco Bell is planning to take over the world? They’re just biding their time at this point.

Favorite Comment: Fixer Anna Rexia says, “This is what happens when you leave a case of canned biscuits in a hot car.”

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  1. Evan says:

    I told you not to open that in the car!

  2. Ken says:

    It looks like a Cheez-Whiz smuggling operation gone horribly awry.

  3. Pat says:

    Securefoam will be equipped on luxury vehicles first before it makes its way down the food chain.

  4. mighty says:

    new for ford 2010 model. side air foam. fluffy as a pillow

  5. JV says:

    The awesome part for me is that I just recently watched Demolition Man, so I’m geeking out right now.

  6. Mary Sue says:

    Arnold Schwartzenegger *is* Governor of California, which would be a logical first step before a campaign aimed at changing the Constitution to allow a foreign-born citizen to be elected President.

    Man, I love that movie. Two thumbs WAY UP.

  7. dono1 says:

    Too many Cheez-Its, not enough Dramamine.

  8. Rotorhead says:

    http://www.rpdinc.com/html/securefoam.html

    It actually is real, but not for this. Its trademarked, so now no one else can develop its full awesome-ness potential :(

  9. TheAntiCat says:

    Forget the Secure-foam, I want the 442!

  10. husabob says:

    Space is no longer the final frontier.

  11. George Lazenby says:

    Sanda Bullock’s IQ may be smaller than her bust size, but she really did look hot as hell back then in the spray paint pants.

  12. T says:

    Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars. It didn’t take over the world.

  13. Jompe71 says:

    Thats why I couldn’t find their number in the yellow pages.
    They changed their name ( LSOL ) from “Lenny, Sonny and Ozzy Limos” to “Left Side Only Limos”.

  14. saintknowitall says:

    Who says extra-terrestrials don’t live among us?

  15. Johnny says:

    What a shame, just look at it! It is not aerodynamic; the wind will catch all then little pockets. It is messy dripping over the top. Duct tape would have been much neater, and less wind drag

  16. Anna Rexia says:

    This is what happens when you leave a case of canned biscuits in a hot car.

  17. Kees says:

    When in doubt, isolate

  18. DW says:

    Demolition Man creeped me out more than anything. It was like the Borg had assimilated the Care Bears and gotten their program corrupted by them before coming to Earth.

    And they won because we never expected an attack from Carealot.

  19. no_one says:

    Hey Bubba I told ya to go da bathroom before a long trip.

  20. Might want to save that. They only have three seashells in the bathroom.

  21. The Other Lee says:

    A verbal statue? You mean as opposed to one made of granite or marble?

  22. Knux Kitsune says:

    Demolition Man FTW! I still watch that movie every now and then because it’s so great….but maybe I should upgrade my media. I have it on VHS *gasp!*. I appreciate media that isn’t going to die from a scratch.

  23. Dysan says:

    I think someone pulled the prank the mythbusters tried with “A-B Foam”.

  24. Cheryl says:

    That’s disgusting! How can you watch that?! I didn’t know guys did that when they think they’re gonna die. I knew that you evacuate your bowels upon death but anyway, Sylvester should be ashamed for filming that.

  25. steven says:

    This is the way to break in a car silently, without triggering the pressure sensitife alarm, the securefoam breaks even a BMW lock.

  26. efex says:

    they finally got a hand on that bubble moster from startrek 1 again – now they are experimenting on diff ways to lock it in

  27. Alpha-Beta says:

    Day 1: Mysterious infection spreads from foam inside of an old car. My neighbor is trying to kill me… again. The only different now is that he’s foaming at the mouth this time… oh wait, that’s happened before too. Still, I’m keeping my shotgun handy. He has quite the mob with him, probably just a bunch of rabid fundamentalists but I’d rather be safe and plan for rabid lawyers.


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