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Earl got drunk and made the mistake of kicking the rotted post. Slyly, he slid the empties into placing thinking “Ma will never notice.” Sadly, it was the bottle that gave him away.
A perfect example of an idea that seems really great while under the influence of alcohol. After the two cans of beer, the guy thought, “I can fix that!” Unfortunately after downing the bottle of beer, the guy proceeded to make out with the post and wound up in the hospital for lead poisoning from the paint and to remove the splinters from his tongue.
Evolution of the column: doric, ionic, moronic.
Grin!
Oh that is perfect!
Win!
that column is probably the least of the problems with this structure(sic). there’s a reason it’s boarded up.
If I were to, say, buy that property, would the beer cans come with it?
Don’t forget the bodies in the cellar.
Beer Can: GO! Run for it! I can’t hold it up for much longer!
Beer Bottle: NO! I can’t leave without you
Beer Can: But you must, tell the world what you’ve seen
Beer Bottle: I can’t! I… I… I love you!
(Passionate Kiss)
Beer Can: Now leave! Remember, we’ll always have Paris.
Other beer can: Can’t you tell I have a crush on her?
This is a bad fix… everyone knows that beer makes things fall down, not stand up!
Beer, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems – Homer Simpson
I really appreciate a can-do attitude.
Or a bottle-do attitude…
I thought this was an example of “bottle-didn’t” attitude.
I bet the carpenter won’t kick the can down the road this time!
Misinterpreting the meaning of ‘Alcohol Support Group’
Now if they could just come up with enough beer cans to support the deck.
Web site rule of thumb: Never post if you’ve been drinking.
Because nothing says sturdy like an already bent aluminum beer can.
This is nothing. You should see the wine bottles holding up the Tower of Pisa
After emptying the cans properly, duct tape together, insert under porch post, Bondo and paint. The new home owners will never know.
I recommend a good pilsner for your pillar repair needs.
House on the drinks! -hic- I meant, “Drinks on the house!”
+1 for you, sir!
ha! that theres what we call a optical delusion. them beer cans ain’t holdin nothing up… the porch post is stuck on at the top with a mixture of pulverized kudzu and redeye gravy. silly yankees fall fer it every time.
(music fades in, slowly, banjo alternating with guitar, then gradually increases tempo…)
Brutally suppressing the urge to squeal…like a pig…
you sure has got purty lips
Looks like that column is 24 ounces too short.
At least he has a “can do” attitude.
It’s the grown up version of the Tooth Fairy. Just put your empties under your pillar and wait until the morning.
Free ice cold beers on the front porch every morning? I like that alternate reality!
as the beer can realized that his plot to destroy the house had failed he found him self CRUSHED with sadness
I was going to post a witty reply, but I bottled it.
No one else noticed how the shapes at the bottom of the plywood in the background look like dancing black widow spiders? This house is all kinds of Halloween spooky.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.
“A man and a woman making love in a park,” the man replies.
The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees.
“A man and a woman making love in a boat.”
He holds up the third picture.
“A man and a woman making love at the beach.”
This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and says, “It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex.”
And the man replies, “Well, you’re the one with all the dirty pictures.”
holy crap, i see them too.
how do they get ‘P ditty’ out of ‘Sean Combs’?
Impossible, can is not stronge
Bob Villa’s been going through some pretty tough times
Is it beer 30, yet? I’m ready to crack open a nice bottle of Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale!
Looks like a “Redneck” fix. But it’s not going to getrdone.
Shewt, Ah kin fix thayut, lemme jus’ finish ma beer.
See a bottle of beer, and a good set of cans can fix ANY problem!
is there any problem you cant cause?