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Crypts Or Bloods? Do I Believe The Bandana Or The Truck?!


Crypts Or Bloods? Do I Believe The Bandana Or The Truck?!

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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Further proof that when the lights go out the hanky-panky begins.”

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  1. FekketCantenel says:

    I’m from Arkansas and I still know that it’s spelled ‘Crips’.

  2. Tish says:

    Um, I think it’s CRIPS. Not Crypts.

  3. Ast says:

    A typical run-down truck, held together by duct tape, prayers, and a very cheery mascot of a bandana.

  4. np says:

    Crypts?! Are you in league with my ex-girlfriend who thought that the stuff that built up in a fishtank was called “allergy”? Geez. Crips, moron. Crips. They have this thing now called Google. Give it a whirl.

  5. Fiaca says:

    Actually the light is a christmas present and is behind the paper, this picture is from the 24th

  6. Bob Morris says:

    That should be “Crips” not “Crypts”

  7. Sue says:

    It’s just “a little bit country; a little bit wreck and roll.”

  8. jsled says:

    Do you mean “crips”? Is the truck even blue?

  9. anon says:

    That’s “Crips”, idiot.

  10. Theo says:

    Erm. “Crips”, not crypts. It ain’t a hearse.

  11. William says:

    I’m not sure which gang the truck is a member of, but it does look like it got in a fight of some kind.

  12. Texchanchan says:

    Hey, a little courtesy here. So he spelled Crips wrong. You still knew who he meant. No need for name-calling.

  13. Paddy says:

    You believe the duct tape! Kludges for life, foo!

  14. Daniel says:

    I actually had to google “Crips” and “Bloods”. I am so out of the loop on this kind of stuff.

  15. one small step says:

    Did he use a clean one, or just grab it out of his back pocket? Don’t worry, a couple of rain storms and a few puddles and it will be clean again :)

  16. dono1 says:

    Further proof that when the lights go out the hanky-panky begins.

  17. The Cat says:

    I was more curious about the “gckang” tag than “crypts.”

  18. Brian says:

    In case you are not aware the word is Crips.

    GAWD LEARN YOUR GANGS YOU DWEEB.

  19. Superglueonmypenis says:

    I don’t think anyone has mentioned it yet, so I will: it is spelled crips, not crypts.

    • Theo says:

      The flood of spelling police (including me) was due to a bunch of comments being held for moderation, which were later all published at once. If we’d seen each others’ complaints, why, I’m certain there would’ve been one fewer.

  20. saintknowitall says:

    Crips/Crypts. Stick/Dead horse.

  21. saintknowitall says:

    The frito bandito gives away his identity.

  22. PiddlyD says:

    You know, I grew up in California and went to inner-city schools with Crips and Bloods during the height of the SoCal gang fascination when every new gang movie premiere came with the obligatory in-theater shoot-out…

    And while I know it is “Crips”, it strikes me that “Crypts” was what they were going for, and they just weren’t bright enough to spell it right.

    Now I live in North East Ohio, where the white people fret about the “Rated R Street Gang”…

    But I don’t know if I would make a huge deal about someone misspelling the name of a gang, online. Going “loc” on someone on the web for misspelling “Crips” isn’t exactly earning you any street cred. You’re still posting on an online forum, dorkage.

  23. dono1 says:

    In your case, it sounds like the thing you should have applied was your brakes.

    • Rene says:

      Ah, but that is where you are wrong! I’ve never driven into anything. It just flew away one day as I was driving down the highway. I actually saw it in my rearview mirror and wondered what that yellow thing was. I discovered later that it had been my yellow lense. It still passes inspection, though!

  24. rjm says:

    Billy-Bob’s car repair.
    We will git the repairs right. From the tail lite to make it all legal to banging out the bumper to make it look reel pretty.

  25. SeSar says:

    if its red, ok than ;)

  26. Taneer says:

    I don’t know, but it looks like this will be a bloody crypt VERY soon.

  27. Me says:

    Hey, it works. lol

  28. lattewoman says:

    To avoid a ticket you’d better have a lifetime free pass to Dunkin Donuts to hand out with your driver’s licence.


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