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Favorite Comment: Fixer Ess2s2 says. “I guess hindsight isn’t always 20-20…”
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Archive for December, 2009
Wise Men Tell Us Never To Look Back…
Dec. 10, 2009
Well, Wood Shop Isn’t Complete Until Someone Loses A Finger
Dec. 10, 2009
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Evan says, “Even Santa’s workshop suffers during recessions.”
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LOLMart Shirt of the Day: Black Hole Divided by Zero
Dec. 10, 2009
Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Day is available to purchase TODAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!
“Black holes are where God divided by zero.” – Comedian Steven Wright (you know, the guy who hosts the K-BILLY Super Sounds of the 70s in the movie Reservoir Dogs).
Dividing by zero gives you more than just an error message on a Texas Instruments TI-59; it can tear apart the very fabric of time-space. It’s pretty much the equivalent of running into your future-self and crossing the streams, all at the same time.
One great thing that our attempts to divide by zero have given us is this t-shirt. Well, if not great, then at least “not as confusing.” But we think it’s great.
LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect holiday gift for a friend (or for yourself).
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I’m Onna Bus!
Dec. 9, 2009
Submitted by: razielthomas via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Lumpy says, “Dropping the Kids off at the Pond” takes on a much cleaner connotation.”
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Over-Extended Thanksgiving Oven Cries For Mercy
Dec. 9, 2009
Submitted By: Alex
Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Blackmoore says, “I’m sorry Dave. I can’t cook that.”
AND: Fixer Doug says, “Dear worthless owners,
HE:LP! I’ve been stranded here for years, being turned on and off at will, sometimes being ignored for months at a time. Then, without warning, you expect me to cook a turkey perfect the first time. How about a cleaning every so often? That 3″ of bacon grease on my floor that’s now turned black really burns. And I take the dirt out on your turkey. Seriously.
Clean me. Please. I need HE:LP.
Sincerely,
Your Mr. Chef Oven.”
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Take THAT Distracted Driving Law
Dec. 9, 2009
Submitted by: a friend of mine made it via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Craig says, “Sometimes, you look at a picture and the rest of the scenario plays out in your mind.
Texting while driving leads to distracted drivers.
Distracted drivers lead to front-end collisions.
Front end collisions lead to deployed airbags.
Deployed airbags lead, in this case, to a SIM card that needs to be extracted from the driver’s sinus cavities.”
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Not What I Meant By Reinforced Rebar
Dec. 8, 2009
Submitted by: Salvador, Bahia, Brazil via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Bridge says, “I love how the solution to a breaking concrete pole is to support it with a two by four. That’s like patching a hole in a battleship with cardboard; sure, it works for now, but as soon as it gets wet….”
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See Honey? We Don’t Need A New Entertainment Center.
Dec. 8, 2009
Submitted by: lynn, my own photo via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Demetrius says, “…in Whoville they say, the Grinch’s TV grew 3 sizes that day!”
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Because Everything Looks Better In 2 Megapixels x 1000
Dec. 8, 2009
Submitted by: unkmunk via Submit a Kludge!
Morning Fixers! The owner of this kludge, one Bhautik Joshi, was kind enough to email me this morning to give us more insight to what he was thinking. Hop on over here for the full story. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer William says, “Not satisfied with digital zoom? There’s a kludge for that.
Got expensive lenses that you can’t use? There’s a kludge for that.
Want to look more professional? There’s a kludge for that too.
Yep, with the power of duct tape, there’s a kludge for just about everything”
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What Could Go Wrong When The Dial Looks So Happy?
Dec. 7, 2009
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer nimrod says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a knob that liked being touched that badly.”
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Jury Riggers Unite!
FeIm on AK Chainsaw sean on $30,000+ Car, $5 Ratchet … Jonathan on A Sandglass That Only Works On… Don on Car Conga Line John on So Much for Efficiency dan on $30,000+ Car, $5 Ratchet … Tim on $30,000+ Car, $5 Ratchet … nethead on Just in Time for the Supe… gunmetalgreen on $30,000+ Car, $5 Ratchet … splatman on Caught in the Headlights
