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Favorite Comment: Fixer husabob says, “Seeing as there’s no license plate on the bike, it’s probably the only way he was gonna get it home. hey, it’s carry on… sorta”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer GoodOlWhatsisFace says, “No, the last hitchhiker he abducted kicked their way out of the trunk. Hence, also, the exterior padlock on the new lid.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dyslexic Dragon says, “The lower setting is for philosophers.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dyslexic Dragon says, “Imagine how much better the jokes could have been if they had used a stool.”
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Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Daniel says, “Forget a firm grasp of physics, better have a firm grasp on that paintbrush for when the ladder falls.”
Reply by Fixer Anna Rexia, “Why is that? Is the paint brush supposed to keep him from falling? Is there an area of physics of which only you know? TELL US!”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Nate says, “Note to self: I could have the PTO running the ice cream machine, and the axle turning the barbeque, lets see, if we had a PAN over the exhaust, we could could the casserole too! Yessireee!”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Jenn says, “Mr. Tumnus decided enough was enough and brought some Narnian contractors in to wall up the entrance so those Pevensie kids would stop bothering him.”
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Favorite Comment(s): Today we have a story for you. Started by Fixer Blackmoore, “Thomas however wasn’t paying attention to the track, and went down the wrong switch and into the poles. “OUCH!” cried Thomas, but it was too late – he had already smashed into the poles, and was hit by the live electric wires.”
Then Fixer Josh says, “Bust my buffers!” said Thomas.”
To which Fixer Blackmoore replies, “At the same time Edward was approaching for the adjacent track. “Get out of the way!” he screamed. He too crashed into the poles, Thomas and live wires. Then the coal caught a spark and started into flames.“Mr. Top Hat Is not going to like this” thought Thomas.”
Followed By Fixer Crack OS, “His suspicion was later confirmed when The Fat Controller himself arrived. “You have caused confusion and delay!” snapped Sir Topham. Meanwhile, Gordon was thundering down the line, unaware of the mess in front of him. “I am the fastest and greatest,” he said to himself proudly.”
With a startling conclusion by Fixer Alleycat, “Gordon did not see the mess in front of him and smashed into the back of Edward. Sir Topham Hat was very cross and ordered Thomas, Edward, and Gordon smelted down and turned into pinball machine parts. Upon further investigation, Bulgy, who had been waging war on the railroads for a number of years, was able to conspire with Harold, Bertie, and Cranky to have the poles placed in the middle of the tracks. Sir Topham Hat ordered the conspirators smelted down as well. With no modern transportation available anymore, The Island of Sodor’s economy collapsed. The island sunk into the sea a number of years later.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer RinTwisted says, “I think it’s sweet that they labeled their scissors, as if someone might want to take them away…”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer ChiTownTechie says, “Evidently fires are so frequent here that a cheaper alternative to a pane of glass is some duct tape.”
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