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Just Some Plane Old Stairs...

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: Fixer Ast says, “With the bait and decoy in place, the hunter waits patiently. He knew that soon, very soon, the aeroplane will be unable to resist the temptation.”

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  1. stupid head but face says:

    I hope that house has a pilot.

  2. yvonr says:

    That’s no kluge. It’s an homage to Arrested Development.

  3. maggie says:

    The Bluths have moved to more affordable digs.

  4. Zach says:

    George Bluth’s Mexico hideout.

    • Jenidiver says:

      “Flight of stairs” LOL Very good! “Plane ol stairs” and “sky high” weren’t bad either. Wit. It makes the world go round.

  5. dono1 says:

    The building specs called for a flight of stairs.

  6. Jimmy says:

    IN CASE OF EMERGEBCY, EXIT THEN TURN LEFT (exept if someone rollaway the stair…)

    • Bruce says:

      No worries – If someone has removed the stairs, see that big yellow capsule on the bottom of the 2nd Floor back door? Just pull that red tab, and the emergency escape chute will deploy.

  7. Daniel says:

    Please let there be an inflatable slide on the other side.

  8. Stoneshop says:

    That house looks about as airworthy as the planes on the airport this stair is from.

  9. herpy derp says:

    I wonder why that movie “Up” didn’t have one of these.

  10. dono1 says:

    This picture must have been taken back when real estate prices were sky high.

  11. TheAntiCat says:

    “Beware of hop-ons.” Arrested Development

  12. zhoen says:

    Beats the hell out of any number of rickety wooden staircases to apartments I’ve lived in. Safer, certainly.

  13. dritta says:

    Let’s hope TSA doesn’t get wind of this!

  14. JDARKHUNTER says:

    please fasten your seatbelts and turn off all electronic devices as the house prepares for liftoff

  15. Crudus says:

    In the event the foundation breaks and the house starts to sink please find the stairway located at the southern end of the building to exit. Thank you for choosing Airport Sofia housing, Welcome Home!

  16. Badgirl says:

    Stairway to Almost Heaven

  17. Sarkasm says:

    You know, I’m kinda worried that the kludge (in this case the stairs, look safer than the house)

  18. Pookie says:

    wow the building couldn’t land any closer to the gate?

  19. Bridge says:

    I always wondered what “boarding house” was.

  20. Chimera says:

    Now Boarding: Second Floor.

    This is your captain speaking: Please make sure your coffee table is in the upright position for take off.

  21. Sarge says:

    Now boarding to the back door on the second floor.

  22. Stoneshop says:

    The first step in preparation for the Mile High Club: the 10 Feet High Club.

  23. Ast says:

    With the bait and decoy in place, the hunter waits patiently. He knew that soon, very soon, the aeroplane will be unable to resist the temptation.

  24. waldo says:

    Is that the tower growing through the hole in the roof? Must be Sofia’s choice.

  25. Texchanchan says:

    I’d like to have seen them rolling it down the road to its present location. Plus through that yard (or pasture). How’d they manage that?

    • val gag says:

      HEY YOU!! WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING???

      Well….. we need it for our house, officers.

      Ah, OK then carry on……

  26. Spruance says:

    How do they enter the planes now in Sofia?

  27. Courtney says:

    If you can somehow take the steps out & put a long sheet of metal over it, then you have the world’s third largest slide. Add water & it’ll be even better.

  28. dono1 says:

    Now all they need to do is add a couple of new wings to the building.

  29. MoreDuctTapePlease says:

    Ironically, this is something I would TOTALLY do! I go for the wierd, wacky kind of thing. I would just have to give it a new paint job.

  30. deeeziner says:

    So that explains why you can hear everyone inside singing “We Can Fly! We Can Fly! We Can Fly!”

  31. Lee says:

    What, no meals in this house? I don’t see a SkyChef truck.

  32. HoraceRider says:

    If this were Romania, there would be no need for air stairs, the state airline flys BAE Jetstream 200′s. They have built in stairs, and its not much further up to get in one than a big SUV.

  33. Howard says:

    Poland’s National air line introduces its new double decker jumbo liner!

  34. Lowengine says:

    That comment by Ast was worthy of Gary Larson. Kudos.

  35. Dawn says:

    It’ll take one. Of course the fact that my house is only one story high may limit its usefulness.

  36. Alex says:

    The Bluth family relocates…

  37. Otto says:

    Thats actually terminal 1 of sofia international
    been there last year

  38. Thom says:

    They just don’t build planes like that any more

  39. LN says:

    hey, your laughing. but when the zombies come, he’ll just have to move it.

  40. Jojo says:

    Now the ground is just one slide away!

  41. xrh says:

    that guy actually has STOLEN the stairs from the airport there was a police investigation about that lol

  42. greenpeas says:

    I can’t believe nobody did a “landing light” joke!

  43. Los Torta! says:

    Some airport worker in Bulgaria took a souvenir home, nicely done.

  44. dakata says:

    OMG that’s in my country and our air lines XD we are so stuped :D


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