Just Some Plane Old Stairs…

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Ast says, “With the bait and decoy in place, the hunter waits patiently. He knew that soon, very soon, the aeroplane will be unable to resist the temptation.”
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I hope that house has a pilot.
That’s no kluge. It’s an homage to Arrested Development.
The Bluths have moved to more affordable digs.
George Bluth’s Mexico hideout.
“Flight of stairs” LOL Very good! “Plane ol stairs” and “sky high” weren’t bad either. Wit. It makes the world go round.
The building specs called for a flight of stairs.
IN CASE OF EMERGEBCY, EXIT THEN TURN LEFT (exept if someone rollaway the stair…)
No worries – If someone has removed the stairs, see that big yellow capsule on the bottom of the 2nd Floor back door? Just pull that red tab, and the emergency escape chute will deploy.
Please let there be an inflatable slide on the other side.
That house looks about as airworthy as the planes on the airport this stair is from.
I wonder why that movie “Up” didn’t have one of these.
This picture must have been taken back when real estate prices were sky high.
“Beware of hop-ons.” Arrested Development
Beats the hell out of any number of rickety wooden staircases to apartments I’ve lived in. Safer, certainly.
Let’s hope TSA doesn’t get wind of this!
And they would care about aircraft stairs in Romania, exactly why?
bulgaria.
It’s not Romania, it’s Bulgaria!
Yes it is actually Bulgaria (I think it’s the sign “Airport Sofia” that’s the dead give-away)… we Bulgarians are so innovative
As they say in Bulgaria “the mother of innovation is desperation”. You hear it all the time over there.
please fasten your seatbelts and turn off all electronic devices as the house prepares for liftoff
What, even the TV?
In the event the foundation breaks and the house starts to sink please find the stairway located at the southern end of the building to exit. Thank you for choosing Airport Sofia housing, Welcome Home!
Stairway to Almost Heaven
You know, I’m kinda worried that the kludge (in this case the stairs, look safer than the house)
wow the building couldn’t land any closer to the gate?
I always wondered what “boarding house” was.
Now Boarding: Second Floor.
This is your captain speaking: Please make sure your coffee table is in the upright position for take off.
Now boarding to the back door on the second floor.
The first step in preparation for the Mile High Club: the 10 Feet High Club.
With the bait and decoy in place, the hunter waits patiently. He knew that soon, very soon, the aeroplane will be unable to resist the temptation.
Is that the tower growing through the hole in the roof? Must be Sofia’s choice.
I’d like to have seen them rolling it down the road to its present location. Plus through that yard (or pasture). How’d they manage that?
HEY YOU!! WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING???
Well….. we need it for our house, officers.
Ah, OK then carry on……
How do they enter the planes now in Sofia?
If you can somehow take the steps out & put a long sheet of metal over it, then you have the world’s third largest slide. Add water & it’ll be even better.
Now all they need to do is add a couple of new wings to the building.
Ironically, this is something I would TOTALLY do! I go for the wierd, wacky kind of thing. I would just have to give it a new paint job.
So that explains why you can hear everyone inside singing “We Can Fly! We Can Fly! We Can Fly!”
What, no meals in this house? I don’t see a SkyChef truck.
If this were Romania, there would be no need for air stairs, the state airline flys BAE Jetstream 200′s. They have built in stairs, and its not much further up to get in one than a big SUV.
Poland’s National air line introduces its new double decker jumbo liner!
That comment by Ast was worthy of Gary Larson. Kudos.
It’ll take one. Of course the fact that my house is only one story high may limit its usefulness.
The Bluth family relocates…
Thats actually terminal 1 of sofia international
been there last year
They just don’t build planes like that any more
hey, your laughing. but when the zombies come, he’ll just have to move it.
Now the ground is just one slide away!
that guy actually has STOLEN the stairs from the airport there was a police investigation about that lol
I can’t believe nobody did a “landing light” joke!
Some airport worker in Bulgaria took a souvenir home, nicely done.
OMG that’s in my country and our air lines XD we are so stuped