Submitted by: Facebook friend via Submit a Kludge!
A CHALLENGE!
I know there is a Tiger Woods joke, or ten, in this photo. Coax it out and put it in the comments. – Ms. Fix-It
UPDATE: Man, when I issue y’all a challenge, you really step up to the plate. There is no way I could post EVERY awesome pun-tastic comment here, but a few of my favorites were…
Fixer Andretti says, “A look into the bag of Saber-toothed Tiger Woods.”
Fixer Jodie says, “Tiger may not be as “Flinstone” as his golf club suggests, but apparently he can still make your Bedrock.”
Fixer Diddy says, “Fortunately, after losing all those sponsors, Tiger was able to secure a replacement: Hanna Barbera!”
Fixer ali says, “in case of infidelity, use to break car window”
Fixer kc/cc says, “Tiger’s other primitive urge was to play golf.”
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That’s one rock-solid putter.
I see Elin is going golfing with her hubby today.
When Tiger says “I got wood”, he bloody well means it.
In the aftermath of the scandal, Tiger’s endorsement opportunities for new equipment were somewhat limited.
Well, Tiger finally got that club away from his wife!
Then playing golf in Compton you need more than a tomahawk to protect your gear!
I guess that this player’s name is Flintstone, and that he inherited this club from his grand-grand-…- grandfather.
Sticks and stones can’t break my bones….
Tiger’s wood has done it’s share of holes..
Tiger Woods: solid as stone.
18 holes a day is not enough for Tiger.
A look into the bag of Saber-toothed Tiger Woods.
Nice!
Tiger may not be as “Flinstone” as his golf club suggests, but apparently he can still make your Bedrock.
A+
Love that one.
Thanks
I thought someone would have got it before me, it was an obvious one.
You win sir
Tiger’s tried Woods and irons, and had no luck with either. It’s only logical that this’d be his next step.
This comment will not be about Tiger Woods.
Fail. You said his name.
Thok finally made it to the PGAs.
Elin’s new golf set.
Saber-toothed Tiger?
“Oh, this club? This club is for SPECIAL occasions.”
This should have been her first clue that Tiger was just in it to get his rocks off.
This is what Elin used to replace the one she broke over his head….She thought no one would notice.
“for getting your rocks off on the go”
Fortunately, after losing all those sponsors, Tiger was able to secure a replacement: Hanna Barbera!
Part of the Tiger Woods tombstone collection of clubs now available.
Elin got slightly more than her fair share in the divorce.
All tiger can afford after paying alimony
“in case of infidelity, use to break car window”
Tiger Flinstone Woods(lame i know…)
Elin pays Tiger a visit at the driving range.
A 7 iron, a 2 wood, and a 10 rock.
“Miss Jones, cancel Grogg’s 10am with board, Grogg playing 18 with Mayor.
Hi, I’m Tiger Woods; and when I leave the 19th hole after a PGA tournament; and I need that little but extra I reach for “The club”
Golf: So Easy a Caveman Can Do It.
Do cavemen shout, “Four,” or do they just yell, “Ooog!”
(*I meant “fore” instead of “four,” but apparently I type faster than I think.)
Golf was just a beta then so they yelled “one”.:)
Win
This is clearly his family heirloom, His great grand-daddys putter. Sabertooth Woods
I’m sure lots of ladies made Tiger’s “club” rock-hard.
Okay, son, there’s the basic.
The wooden ones are drivers, they are used at the beginning to send the ball way far.
The metal ones are wedges, they are used to get out of a sandtrap.
The stone ones are used by professionals for very special occasion, like when your (soon-to-be-ex) wife asks you about your weekend in Vegas, or when you find the crocodile who ate my fingers.
Got it?
“Do you like to Mambo?”
Woods is clearly ready to rock out with his c*ck out…
He left the house at 2 am because she gave him that cheap ass club as a christmas gift.
hahahahaha… this a perfectly “the Flinstone” golf!
Honey have you seen my niblick?
I refuse to make any joker referring to his putter…………way too easy.
Can’t see how That could go wrong…
Elin’s Christmas wish list.
tiger wanted to get his nine wood rock hard
Hmmm… were two of his mistresses named Betty or Wilma?
Tiger’s other primitive urge was to play golf.
The geek in me enjoyed that one.
I recognise that set of clubs. Those are the ones Tiger used at the Little Rock Open.
Tiger got stoned and thrashed his balls through the rough a few times…
That is not Tiger’s car window smashing club, that is Jack Nicholson’s car window smashing club!
This submission is not even close to par, or even close to resembling a kludge – I declare it double-bogus.
‘Tiger, we all know you like getting your rocks off; but this much?’
this is real man’s golf!
This is the best club Tiger “Timbeeer” Woods has ever had. It belonged to his grand-grand-…-grandfather and the only thing he’s done is changed the head five times and the shaft four times, and it’s still as good as new…
Announcer: “These are the only clubs Tiger got to keep in the divorce. Let’s see how that new driver works for him.”
Tiger Woods is not what Nike had in mind when they said “Just Do It!”
And don’t even mention Gatorade for asking “Is Tiger in You?”
This is just the natural progression of golf club material. (Stone, persimmon, metal) Must be a golf club collector.
Hey! I was wondering if anyone had any Tiger Woods jokes. Don’t be shy. *room throws golf clubs at TheAntiCat*
That was awesome! My favorite by far.
Tiger Woods stole it after banging Wilma and Betty.
Tiger was a rollin’ rollin’ stone……
i see a fake-shot club there
SO EASY EVEN A CAVE-MAN CAN DO IT(golf or cheat)
“Wilmaaaa ! Did u see where i put my 9 Rock?”
XD
when choosing golf clubs, i always prefer to use an iron.;`